It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

SeanGAR · 04-05-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ...

Smoking some cigars and playing a little poker with Gamz.

So, since they just changed the law in Iowa and Gerry & Gamz can get married there, Tom, Gamz, Gerry, Mark, Rosie and Elvis hopped into Tom's paddy wagon and they hit the road for the quad cities.

They were only on the road for an hour when it happened .....

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

They were only on the road for an hour when it happened .....

...they crashed into Brett Michael's "Rock of Love" tour bus, and the girls came spilling out. A buxom blond strutted up to Gerry and said....

markem · 04-05-2009, 05:56 PM

I thought you were the flashlight in Tom's pocket and that he wasn't glad to see me. I can see different now...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

I thought you were the flashlight in Tom's pocket and that he wasn't glad to see me. I can see different now...

...and must ask you to divorce Ganz immediately, as you and I need to...

markem · 04-05-2009, 06:03 PM

Howl at the moon and hump Tom's leg.

The End

This has been a Seriously Disturbed Production

Whipper Snapper · 04-05-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Howl at the moon and hump Tom's leg.

The End

This has been a Seriously Disturbed Production

I had no clue that there could or would be an ending, but I think I will actually try to take it upon myself to syncretize the story. Does anyone mind if I take a little bit of poetic license with it which would allow it to flow a bit better? I won't change any of the main content but I might elaborate on it a little bit more if that's ok. I imagine I'll undertake this soon if that's alright.

SeanGAR · 04-05-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tecnorobo

I had no clue that there could or would be an ending, but I think I will actually try to take it upon myself to syncretize the story. Does anyone mind if I take a little bit of poetic license with it which would allow it to flow a bit better? I won't change any of the main content but I might elaborate on it a little bit more if that's ok. I imagine I'll undertake this soon if that's alright.

Good luck with that LOL.

04-05-2009, 05:56 PM	#3
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04-05-2009, 06:03 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Howl at the moon and hump Tom's leg. The End This has been a Seriously Disturbed Production __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx