It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

The Professor · 04-04-2009, 04:01 PM

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Turns out that Dave/Ricky is actually a robot and was responding in the only language he knew when his circuits were overloaded.

All of a sudden, there was a massive FLASH and in an instant...

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Professor

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All of a sudden, there was a massive FLASH and in an instant...

...Elvis Presley appeared from a colud of smoke and said "I like you, Klugs/Nielsen/Robot.....always have...always will!"

And with that, the CheapTrick Cyborg Klugsinator lifted his shirt, only to reveal....

markem · 04-04-2009, 04:45 PM

That zemekone was operating him like a puppet. Bwahahaha, I'm Dave's Mini Me, cried Gerry as he rush towards Jessica Alba only to run smack into Tom's ...

SeanGAR · 04-04-2009, 05:51 PM

gurhka immensissimo ... the longest cigar in the world at 2.1 meters.

As zemekone was falling, the dark lord swept over him and reached Jessica ..... "oooh", she cooed, "I've always wanted a man with a prosthesis".

Legend attempted to push the dark Lord aside "I have a prosthesis too .. but mine is from a B&M".

Unfortunately, he ignored the fact that the dark lord carries a light saber. The dark lord spun around, his cape waving like the fat pasty lady wearing an outfit three sizes too small on the front of a carnival cruise liner, as he fired his light saber and ....

markem · 04-04-2009, 06:00 PM

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

The Professor · 04-04-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

... a purple, glowing, pulsating, almost cartoonishly large ...

markem · 04-04-2009, 08:51 PM

eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere.

Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ...

04-04-2009, 04:01 PM	#1
The Professor i wish i was geRRy... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: geRRy Location: So*Cal... Posts: 1,703 Trading: (7)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story "0100100100100000011011000110111101110110011001010 01000000111100101101111011101010010000001001010011 00101011100110111001101101001011000110110000100100 0000100000101101100011000100110000100101110" Turns out that Dave/Ricky is actually a robot and was responding in the only language he knew when his circuits were overloaded. All of a sudden, there was a massive FLASH and in an instant... __________________ ~Dokk Join the CA Lottery (clicky). It's fun!!!

04-04-2009, 04:45 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story That zemekone was operating him like a puppet. Bwahahaha, I'm Dave's Mini Me, cried Gerry as he rush towards Jessica Alba only to run smack into Tom's ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 05:51 PM	#4
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story gurhka immensissimo ... the longest cigar in the world at 2.1 meters. As zemekone was falling, the dark lord swept over him and reached Jessica ..... "oooh", she cooed, "I've always wanted a man with a prosthesis". Legend attempted to push the dark Lord aside "I have a prosthesis too .. but mine is from a B&M". Unfortunately, he ignored the fact that the dark lord carries a light saber. The dark lord spun around, his cape waving like the fat pasty lady wearing an outfit three sizes too small on the front of a carnival cruise liner, as he fired his light saber and .... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

04-04-2009, 06:00 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 08:51 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere. Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx