It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:28 PM

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

The Professor · 04-05-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

... with Rosie O'Donnell. Again.

When Gerry was discovered by Tom, he said...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

....trying to figure out how to cover Mark in his lipstick smears.

As the cameras rolled with the opening scene, Gerry blurted out....

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:34 PM

De plane, Boss! De plane!

ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

De plane, Boss! De plane!

ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ...

...was planning to marry Tom's dog, Ganz. Tom could not think of a better son-in-law.....well, except for...

markem · 04-05-2009, 03:47 PM

For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ...

SeanGAR · 04-05-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ...

Smoking some cigars and playing a little poker with Gamz.

So, since they just changed the law in Iowa and Gerry & Gamz can get married there, Tom, Gamz, Gerry, Mark, Rosie and Elvis hopped into Tom's paddy wagon and they hit the road for the quad cities.

They were only on the road for an hour when it happened .....

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

They were only on the road for an hour when it happened .....

...they crashed into Brett Michael's "Rock of Love" tour bus, and the girls came spilling out. A buxom blond strutted up to Gerry and said....

04-05-2009, 01:28 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade. But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 01:34 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story De plane, Boss! De plane! ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 03:47 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx