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04-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Sesame. Little did Dave know that Three aliens (one of them resembling Howie Mandell), anon-y-mouse, Legend, Fidel Castro, The Dark Lord, Tecnorobo, Seangar, Rushbo, and a host of others were following him. Before Dave realized what was taking place behind him, a giant yellow bird that oddly resembled "Big Bird" stopped him and said...
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04-04-2009, 03:51 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
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Before anybody could move, Klugs ripped a guitar out of a nearby roadie's hands and started singing .... "Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet birds like you" Rushbo interrupted, in his most sarcastic voice "Uh .... didn't Robin Zaaaaander sing that paaaaart?" To which Klugsie/Nielson said "you mean MY FAVORITE LEAD SINGER IN THE WHOLE WORLD?" As the bird was readying a response, the doors to the Sesame opened up and there stood Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. Alba, in a sultry voice, asked Klugs: "Damn it, Dave ... why must you keeping me waiting?" Dave blushed ... and said ...
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