It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

...the car keys were not really car keys. They were a secret experiment at Klugs's research laboratory. When she grabbed them, she activated a field that transported them instantly to...

....Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the 118th Annual Bratfest was in full swing. Klugs turned to Jessica to offer her a bite of his brat, when he suddenly realized that...

SeanGAR · 04-05-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

....Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the 118th Annual Bratfest was in full swing. Klugs turned to Jessica to offer her a bite of his brat, when he suddenly realized that...

he had spilled his sauerkraut all down the front of his shirtless chest. Jessica smiled and started to lick it off Dave's chest ... but just then ...

markem · 04-05-2009, 11:58 AM

Tom awoke. Yes, season 9 of Not Dallas was a dream sequence. Tom was covered in, uh, sweat from the vivid dream. But he vowed ...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Tom awoke. Yes, season 9 of Not Dallas was a dream sequence. Tom was covered in, uh, sweat from the vivid dream. But he vowed ...

to make his dream a reality. Or at least reality TV. So he called the Screen Actors Guild to cast the series. To play Klugs, Tom recruited actor...

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:11 PM

Rupaul. Tom had a wicked sense of humor.

To play puppetmaster Gerry, Tom was equally insistent on ...

SeanGAR · 04-05-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Rupaul. Tom had a wicked sense of humor.

To play puppetmaster Gerry, Tom was equally insistent on ...

Jim Henson ... but there was that small problem .....

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:20 PM

But Frank Oz was available and they even look alike.

So the cast was taking shape but the screenplay needed work. Tom took out his old manual typewriter and wrote these words:

"It was a dark and storm night."

and followed them up with ...

04-05-2009, 11:58 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,658 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Tom awoke. Yes, season 9 of Not Dallas was a dream sequence. Tom was covered in, uh, sweat from the vivid dream. But he vowed ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 01:11 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,658 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Rupaul. Tom had a wicked sense of humor. To play puppetmaster Gerry, Tom was equally insistent on ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 01:20 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,658 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story But Frank Oz was available and they even look alike. So the cast was taking shape but the screenplay needed work. Tom took out his old manual typewriter and wrote these words: "It was a dark and storm night." and followed them up with ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx