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VTDragon
03-09-2011, 10:00 AM
NEW:
Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,
I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,
And where is my mate, the boy wonder?
Stephen
03-09-2011, 10:10 AM
NEW:
Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,
I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,
And where is my mate, the boy wonder?
I sent him out six hours ago for some smokes and a pack of gum.
Stephen
03-09-2011, 10:12 AM
New:
The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,
VTDragon
03-09-2011, 10:14 AM
New:
The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,
Gophernut
03-09-2011, 10:35 AM
New:
The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,
Never again to see outer space,
Stephen
03-09-2011, 10:59 AM
New:
The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,
Never again to see outer space,
Makes me wonder what will takes its place,
VTDragon
03-10-2011, 10:38 AM
New:
The Space Shuttle Discovery just landed,
Next stop a museum, where it will be stranded,
Never again to see outer space,
Makes me wonder what will takes its place,
A sad day for science, if I can be candid.
VTDragon
03-10-2011, 10:40 AM
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,
icehog3
03-10-2011, 10:47 AM
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,
Stephen
03-10-2011, 11:29 AM
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,
But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,
icehog3
03-10-2011, 02:08 PM
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,
But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,
And through the media, they're confiding,
Gophernut
03-10-2011, 05:25 PM
New:
Wisconsin's all in an uproar over their budget,
Seems the governor wants to fudge it,
But the Democratic Assemblymen in Illinois they're hiding,
And through the media, they're confiding,
The Govener will sign and take care not to smudge it.
Gophernut
03-10-2011, 05:27 PM
New:
Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,
icehog3
03-10-2011, 05:31 PM
New:
Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",
Gophernut
03-10-2011, 05:43 PM
New:
Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",
The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,
icehog3
03-10-2011, 07:45 PM
New:
Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",
The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,
The press will label it "Zdeno-gate",
VTDragon
03-11-2011, 07:14 AM
New:
Chara, the giant Bruin, almost broke the guys neck,
But it wasn't dirty, it's called "finishing a check",
The Hab's fans want the police to investigate,
The press will label it "Zdeno-gate",
Chara best not vacation this year in Quebec.
VTDragon
03-11-2011, 07:16 AM
new:
Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,
Gophernut
03-11-2011, 09:08 AM
new:
Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,
A massive fault is the reason why,
icehog3
03-11-2011, 09:39 AM
new:
Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,
A massive fault is the reason why,
I sure hope all will be O.K.,
Stephen
03-11-2011, 09:58 AM
new:
Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,
A massive fault is the reason why,
I sure hope all will be O.K.,
Looks like half of Japan got washed away...
Gophernut
03-11-2011, 01:14 PM
new:
Earthquakes and Tsunamis in Japan, Oh my,
A massive fault is the reason why,
I sure hope all will be O.K.,
Looks like half of Japan got washed away...
Prayers and thoughts to all from this guy.
Gophernut
03-11-2011, 01:15 PM
New:
The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,
VTDragon
03-11-2011, 01:53 PM
New:
The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,
Stephen
03-12-2011, 06:40 PM
New:
The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,
Sunday we find out who's going dancing,
RevSmoke
03-12-2011, 06:50 PM
New:
The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,
Sunday we find out who's going dancing,
Eyes on TVs, will do more than glancing
icehog3
03-12-2011, 11:06 PM
New:
The NCAA brackets will be announced soon,
And include some teams that couldn't win in a Blue Moon,
Sunday we find out who's going dancing,
Eyes on TVs, will do more than glancing
Which team you rootin' for, pnoon? :D
icehog3
03-12-2011, 11:09 PM
NEW:
I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,
Stephen
03-12-2011, 11:40 PM
NEW:
I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,
Big Brother has just taken things too far
icehog3
03-12-2011, 11:41 PM
NEW:
I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,
Big Brother has just taken things too far
I want a cigar with my drink,
Stephen
03-12-2011, 11:45 PM
NEW:
I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,
Big Brother has just taken things too far
I want a cigar with my drink,
Without anybody raising a stink,
icehog3
03-12-2011, 11:57 PM
NEW:
I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,
Big Brother has just taken things too far
I want a cigar with my drink,
Without anybody raising a stink,
Let's run the Smoke Nazis over with your car!
icehog3
03-12-2011, 11:57 PM
NEW:
It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,
Stephen
03-13-2011, 01:03 PM
NEW:
It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,
icehog3
03-13-2011, 10:18 PM
NEW:
It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,
Oh, there's been a few,
Stephen
03-14-2011, 06:34 AM
NEW:
It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,
Oh, there's been a few,
Some people just don't have a clue,
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 09:28 AM
NEW:
It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,
But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,
Oh, there's been a few,
Some people just don't have a clue,
And those spammers will get hit with it quick.
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 09:32 AM
NEW:
The NFL may not have a season,
Stephen
03-14-2011, 09:47 AM
NEW:
The NFL may not have a season,
On either side there's just no pleasin',
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 09:54 AM
NEW:
The NFL may not have a season,
On either side there's just no pleasin',
Billions of dollars just aint enough,
icehog3
03-14-2011, 10:04 AM
NEW:
The NFL may not have a season,
On either side there's just no pleasin',
Billions of dollars just aint enough,
Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,
Stephen
03-14-2011, 10:09 AM
NEW:
The NFL may not have a season,
On either side there's just no pleasin',
Billions of dollars just aint enough,
Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,
They better play cause there's some Bears fans that need some teasin'!!
Stephen
03-14-2011, 10:13 AM
New:
The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 10:18 AM
New:
The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,
icehog3
03-14-2011, 10:21 AM
New:
The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,
That all will be well,
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 10:34 AM
New:
The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,
That all will be well,
For all those who dwell,
VTDragon
03-14-2011, 10:39 AM
New:
The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,
I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,
That all will be well,
For all those who dwell,
And that no radiation there still lingers.
VTDragon
03-14-2011, 10:40 AM
New:
Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,
Bluetick
03-14-2011, 10:50 AM
New:
Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,
My wife often calls me a fool
Bluetick
03-14-2011, 10:54 AM
My wife often calls me a fool
I feel that it is often said in jest
Bluetick
03-14-2011, 10:56 AM
I feel that it is often said in jest
Maybe she'd rather the money be spent on her chest.
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 11:13 AM
New:
Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,
My wife often calls me a fool
I feel that it is often said in jest
Maybe she'd rather the money be spent on her chest.
I win either way, so it's all cool!
Gophernut
03-14-2011, 11:16 AM
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
icehog3
03-14-2011, 02:46 PM
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
kelmac07
03-14-2011, 03:51 PM
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
So I hung up the phone
icehog3
03-14-2011, 05:44 PM
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
So I hung up the phone
And like a good drone,
Gophernut
03-15-2011, 11:41 AM
NEW:
My wife keeps calling me at work,
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
So I hung up the phone
And like a good drone,
Kept plugging away for the miserable jerk.
Gophernut
03-15-2011, 11:41 AM
NEW:
Work stress keeps piling up,
icehog3
03-15-2011, 01:16 PM
NEW:
Work stress keeps piling up,
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Gophernut
03-15-2011, 01:46 PM
NEW:
Work stress keeps piling up,
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
icehog3
03-15-2011, 01:48 PM
NEW:
Work stress keeps piling up,
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
But before I reach for a rope,
Gophernut
03-15-2011, 02:51 PM
NEW:
Work stress keeps piling up,
Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
But before I reach for a rope,
I grab a gar and pet my pup.
Gophernut
03-15-2011, 02:52 PM
New:
Grilling season is almost upon us,
Stephen
03-16-2011, 10:16 AM
New:
Grilling season is almost upon us,
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
VTDragon
03-18-2011, 09:55 AM
New:
Grilling season is almost upon us,
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
icehog3
03-18-2011, 03:57 PM
New:
Grilling season is almost upon us,
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
And after dinner, a nice cigar break,
Gophernut
03-21-2011, 10:47 AM
New:
Grilling season is almost upon us,
Delicious food at home without too much fuss!
Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
And after dinner, a nice cigar break,
If it doesn't stop snowing I will surely cuss.
Gophernut
03-21-2011, 10:48 AM
NEW:
It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
icehog3
03-21-2011, 01:19 PM
NEW:
It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
This weekend put me to the test,
VTDragon
03-22-2011, 02:21 PM
NEW:
It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
This weekend put me to the test,
Just need to appear busy while at work,
Stephen
03-23-2011, 12:42 PM
NEW:
It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
This weekend put me to the test,
Just need to appear busy while at work,
Do just enough so my boss I won't irk,
icehog3
03-23-2011, 12:48 PM
NEW:
It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
This weekend put me to the test,
Just need to appear busy while at work,
Do just enough so my boss I won't irk,
Oh. the weekends are just the best!
icehog3
03-23-2011, 12:50 PM
NEW:
Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Gophernut
03-23-2011, 01:58 PM
NEW:
Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
icehog3
03-23-2011, 02:01 PM
NEW:
Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
In that case silence is golden,
Stephen
03-23-2011, 02:02 PM
NEW:
Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
In that case silence is golden,
and your tongue you should be holdin',
VTDragon
03-24-2011, 09:08 AM
NEW:
Everyone is entitled to their 'two cents',
Unless trying to talk back to your parents,
In that case silence is golden,
and your tongue you should be holdin',
Disrespect for your elders has no defense
VTDragon
03-24-2011, 09:09 AM
New:
Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Gophernut
03-24-2011, 11:08 AM
New:
Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
icehog3
03-24-2011, 06:09 PM
New:
Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
My hangover remains,
VTDragon
03-24-2011, 07:16 PM
New:
Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
My hangover remains,
It's hurting my brain,
VTDragon
03-27-2011, 11:04 AM
New:
Another St Patty's Day has come and gone,
Now nothing is green, even my lawn,
My hangover remains,
It's hurting my brain,
Maybe I'll feel better come dawn
VTDragon
03-27-2011, 11:06 AM
New:
Baseball season is nigh,
icehog3
03-27-2011, 12:42 PM
New:
Baseball season is nigh,
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
Stephen
03-28-2011, 05:41 AM
New:
Baseball season is nigh,
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,
icehog3
03-28-2011, 08:06 AM
New:
Baseball season is nigh,
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,
Everything's frozen, even the beer,
VTDragon
03-28-2011, 08:28 AM
New:
Baseball season is nigh,
As certainly as Cheech and Chong are high,
But they're starting it at an odd time this year,
Everything's frozen, even the beer,
Baseball in the fridgid cold, why oh why?
VTDragon
03-28-2011, 08:29 AM
New:
Basketball's final four is all set,
Stephen
03-28-2011, 10:18 AM
New:
Basketball's final four is all set,
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
icehog3
03-28-2011, 02:26 PM
New:
Basketball's final four is all set,
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
And stinkin' Kentucky,
Stephen
03-28-2011, 06:57 PM
New:
Basketball's final four is all set,
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
And stinkin' Kentucky,
This Final Four sure is funky,
VTDragon
03-29-2011, 09:19 AM
New:
Basketball's final four is all set,
Picking Notre Dame and Ohio State to go to the Championship game I do regret.
And stinkin' Kentucky,
This Final Four sure is funky,
On the VCU Rams I wish I had bet.
VTDragon
03-29-2011, 09:20 AM
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
icehog3
03-29-2011, 02:13 PM
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
Stephen
03-29-2011, 02:26 PM
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
But the people said, "no more"
icehog3
03-29-2011, 02:31 PM
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
But the people said, "no more"
And showed him the door,
VTDragon
03-31-2011, 08:44 AM
New:
There once was in Libya a dictator
Who fancied himself akin to Darth Vader,
But the people said, "no more"
And showed him the door,
He's now hiding in a brand new bomb crater.
VTDragon
03-31-2011, 08:46 AM
New:
Baseball starts the season today.
Stephen
03-31-2011, 08:49 AM
New:
Baseball starts the season today.
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
Gophernut
03-31-2011, 02:58 PM
New:
Baseball starts the season today.
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
But I will follow them on the internet sites,
VTDragon
04-01-2011, 09:58 AM
New:
Baseball starts the season today.
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
But I will follow them on the internet sites,
Wasting the bosses valuable bytes,
icehog3
04-01-2011, 10:45 AM
New:
Baseball starts the season today.
But I'm stuck at work and can't watch them play
But I will follow them on the internet sites,
Wasting the bosses valuable bytes,
The Cubs are out of playoff contention today!
icehog3
04-01-2011, 10:46 AM
NEW:
Time for a little April Fools,
Gophernut
04-01-2011, 11:55 AM
NEW:
Time for a little April Fools,
But even today you should follow certain rules,
VTDragon
04-01-2011, 01:52 PM
NEW:
Time for a little April Fools,
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Don't make your pranks too mean,
icehog3
04-01-2011, 04:54 PM
NEW:
Time for a little April Fools,
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Don't make your pranks too mean,
And please keep them clean,
mariogolbee
04-01-2011, 05:23 PM
NEW:
Time for a little April Fools,
But even today you should follow certain rules,
Don't make your pranks too mean,
And please keep them clean,
And don't kick anyone in the jewels.
mariogolbee
04-01-2011, 05:24 PM
New one!
The Asylum's a place like no other,
icehog3
04-01-2011, 06:02 PM
New one!
The Asylum's a place like no other,
Where else do you find a better Brother,
mariogolbee
04-01-2011, 06:31 PM
New one!
The Asylum's a place like no other,
Where else do you find a better Brother,
I can think of nowhere,
icehog3
04-02-2011, 12:01 AM
New one!
The Asylum's a place like no other,
Where else do you find a better Brother,
I can think of nowhere,
Land, sea or air,
VTDragon
04-04-2011, 10:06 AM
New one!
The Asylum's a place like no other,
Where else do you find a better Brother,
I can think of nowhere,
Land, sea or air,
It's almost like being back home with mother.
VTDragon
04-04-2011, 10:07 AM
New:
I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Gophernut
04-04-2011, 01:41 PM
New:
I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
icehog3
04-04-2011, 02:38 PM
New:
I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
Gophernut
04-05-2011, 09:31 AM
New:
I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
As my cigar inventory narrows,
icehog3
04-05-2011, 09:58 AM
New:
I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
As my cigar inventory narrows,
Soon the cigar vendors will be saying "Cha-ching".
icehog3
04-05-2011, 09:58 AM
NEW:
Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
VTDragon
04-05-2011, 10:31 AM
NEW:
Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
icehog3
04-05-2011, 01:04 PM
NEW:
Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
The hog's making a play for second,
VTDragon
04-05-2011, 01:18 PM
NEW:
Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
The hog's making a play for second,
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 09:09 AM
NEW:
Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
The hog's making a play for second,
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,
But I could still step into the dookie.
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 09:11 AM
New:
Time to start cleaning up the yard,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 09:46 AM
New:
Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
VTDragon
04-06-2011, 10:40 AM
New:
Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 10:42 AM
New:
Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Yard work gave me a splinter!
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 10:57 AM
New:
Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Yard work gave me a splinter!
If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 10:58 AM
NEW:
We can't seem to catch a break,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 11:01 AM
NEW:
We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.
icehog3
04-06-2011, 12:05 PM
NEW:
We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.
But a turtle named Stu,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 12:10 PM
NEW:
We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.
But a turtle named Stu,
Met a gopher named Sue,
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 12:50 PM
NEW:
We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.
But a turtle named Stu,
Met a gopher named Sue,
who gave birth to a giraffe named Blake.
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 12:52 PM
New:
I replied to a 2 year old thread,
icehog3
04-06-2011, 01:04 PM
New:
I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 01:41 PM
New:
I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Now it's resurrected,
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 01:53 PM
New:
I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Now it's resurrected,
And I stand corrected,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 02:08 PM
New:
I replied to a 2 year old thread,
Should have just left that sucker for dead,
Now it's resurrected,
And I stand corrected,
Now we're looking forward or ahead.
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 02:09 PM
New one:
It looks like the cold is subsiding,
icehog3
04-06-2011, 03:34 PM
New one:
It looks like the cold is subsiding,
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Gophernut
04-06-2011, 06:17 PM
New one:
It looks like the cold is subsiding,
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Time to break out the shorty shorts,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 06:55 PM
New one:
It looks like the cold is subsiding,
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Time to break out the shorty shorts,
And make sand castle forts,
icehog3
04-06-2011, 11:00 PM
New one:
It looks like the cold is subsiding,
So by summer rules we're abiding,
Time to break out the shorty shorts,
And make sand castle forts,
Down that slippery slope we'll be sliding.
icehog3
04-06-2011, 11:00 PM
NEW:
I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 11:21 PM
NEW:
I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
While eating a cherry snow cone,
icehog3
04-06-2011, 11:29 PM
NEW:
I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
While eating a cherry snow cone,
The flavors did mix,
mariogolbee
04-06-2011, 11:31 PM
NEW:
I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
While eating a cherry snow cone,
The flavors did mix,
And tasted like Trix,
icehog3
04-06-2011, 11:32 PM
NEW:
I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,
While eating a cherry snow cone,
The flavors did mix,
And tasted like Trix,
A finer combo has never been known.
icehog3
04-06-2011, 11:32 PM
Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried. ;)
mariogolbee
04-07-2011, 01:05 AM
Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried. ;):D:noon
New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
14holestogie
04-07-2011, 01:40 AM
:D:noon
New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
And sporting a leaf from a fig
mariogolbee
04-07-2011, 01:58 AM
:D:noon
New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
And sporting a leaf from a fig
I'll wear one as well,
icehog3
04-07-2011, 08:10 AM
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
And sporting a leaf from a fig
I'll wear one as well,
My eyes are in Hell,
bmagin320
04-07-2011, 08:46 AM
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig
icehog3
04-07-2011, 01:01 PM
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig
And the new one? ;)
bmagin320
04-08-2011, 07:49 AM
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
icehog3
04-08-2011, 08:10 AM
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
VTDragon
04-08-2011, 09:43 AM
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Anyway, I went out with her,
mariogolbee
04-08-2011, 09:53 AM
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Anyway, I went out with her,
Then found out she had facial fur,
Fordman4ever
04-08-2011, 10:16 AM
Then found out she had facial fur,
and her parts were all the wrong shape.
Fordman4ever
04-08-2011, 10:18 AM
Last night I got drunk with my brother
icehog3
04-08-2011, 01:00 PM
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,
Fordman4ever
04-08-2011, 06:44 PM
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,
He drank way to much,
icehog3
04-08-2011, 10:47 PM
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,
He drank way to much,
Used booze as a crutch,
Stephen
04-09-2011, 09:19 AM
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,
He drank way to much,
Used booze as a crutch,
Then the bathroom floor with puke he did cover
Stephen
04-09-2011, 09:22 AM
New:
Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Fordman4ever
04-09-2011, 10:07 AM
New:
Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
mariogolbee
04-09-2011, 11:01 AM
New:
Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
icehog3
04-09-2011, 03:51 PM
New:
Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Or just stay in bed,
mariogolbee
04-09-2011, 03:56 PM
New:
Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Or just stay in bed,
And smoke an original Conde.
mariogolbee
04-09-2011, 03:57 PM
New!!!!
Tom is great at this limerick thing,
icehog3
04-09-2011, 04:11 PM
New!!!!
Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Love the twists this thread can bring,
mariogolbee
04-09-2011, 04:25 PM
New!!!!
Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Love the twists this thread can bring,
He likes twisting and turning,
Gophernut
04-11-2011, 08:32 AM
New!!!!
Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Love the twists this thread can bring,
He likes twisting and turning,
But still finds himself yearning,
VTDragon
04-11-2011, 10:13 AM
New!!!!
Tom is great at this limerick thing,
Love the twists this thread can bring,
He likes twisting and turning,
But still finds himself yearning,
To get on American Idol and sing.
VTDragon
04-11-2011, 10:15 AM
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Fordman4ever
04-11-2011, 10:18 AM
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
Stephen
04-11-2011, 02:08 PM
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing
icehog3
04-11-2011, 03:37 PM
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing
And soon Dunhills he was nubbing,
Gophernut
04-11-2011, 08:00 PM
New:
Once, there was an old fisherman,
Who had a genie, a wisherman,
So he gave the lamp a good rubbing
And soon Dunhills he was nubbing,
Lighting them with 100's because he can.
Gophernut
04-11-2011, 08:01 PM
New:
I already hate this allergy season,
icehog3
04-11-2011, 08:03 PM
New:
I already hate this allergy season,
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
Fordman4ever
04-11-2011, 08:56 PM
New:
I already hate this allergy season,
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
my nose, it wont stop running,
icehog3
04-12-2011, 01:06 AM
New:
I already hate this allergy season,
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
my nose, it wont stop running,
This is not the season to have fun in,
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 06:52 AM
New:
I already hate this allergy season,
Itchy eyes are the main reason,
my nose, it wont stop running,
This is not the season to have fun in,
Unless you really enjoy sneezin.
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 06:53 AM
New:
This weekend they're talking about snow,
Stephen
04-12-2011, 07:35 AM
New:
This weekend they're talking about snow,
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
icehog3
04-12-2011, 11:01 AM
New:
This weekend they're talking about snow,
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Think I'll head down to Florida,
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 01:51 PM
New:
This weekend they're talking about snow,
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Think I'll head down to Florida,
Sit on the beach with Belinda,
icehog3
04-12-2011, 02:11 PM
New:
This weekend they're talking about snow,
No nice way of putting it; that would blow
Think I'll head down to Florida,
Sit on the beach with Belinda,
And hope Steve's rhyming abilities grow.
icehog3
04-12-2011, 02:11 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 03:31 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
And what rhymes with Florida?
icehog3
04-12-2011, 05:05 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,
And what rhymes with Florida?
I dunno, Be creative....."bored ya"? :r
Stephen
04-12-2011, 05:05 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I kept my keister against the wall,
icehog3
04-12-2011, 05:17 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,
No skipping allowed. ;) :r
Stephen
04-12-2011, 05:19 PM
No skipping allowed. ;) :r
They were posted at the same time...:(;)
Stephen
04-12-2011, 05:23 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,
Tried to avoid anything lewd,
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 05:46 PM
NEW:
I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,
Tried to avoid anything lewd,
And prayed no one wanted my tail.
Gophernut
04-12-2011, 05:47 PM
New:
Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Fordman4ever
04-12-2011, 09:07 PM
New:
Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Stephen
04-13-2011, 04:52 AM
New:
Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
Gophernut
04-13-2011, 10:01 AM
New:
Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
So this batch I will have to toss,
icehog3
04-13-2011, 10:50 AM
New:
Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
So this batch I will have to toss,
'Cause eating this crap is a cryme.
icehog3
04-13-2011, 10:50 AM
NEW:
I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Gophernut
04-13-2011, 10:52 AM
NEW:
I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
icehog3
04-13-2011, 11:00 AM
NEW:
I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
It's that huge Adam's apple,
Brutus2600
04-13-2011, 11:16 AM
NEW:
I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
It's that huge Adam's apple,
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,
Gophernut
04-13-2011, 12:44 PM
NEW:
I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
It's that huge Adam's apple,
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,
And she keeps adjusting her junk, that's crude.
Gophernut
04-13-2011, 12:44 PM
I should probably have said this before,
Fordman4ever
04-13-2011, 03:59 PM
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
icehog3
04-13-2011, 04:50 PM
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
She blabbers and yaps,
Gophernut
04-14-2011, 08:13 AM
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
icehog3
04-18-2011, 03:11 PM
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
I just don't think I can take any more.
icehog3
04-18-2011, 03:12 PM
NEW:
Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Gophernut
04-18-2011, 07:46 PM
NEW:
Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
icehog3
04-18-2011, 10:20 PM
NEW:
Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,
Fordman4ever
04-19-2011, 05:40 AM
NEW:
Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
Gophernut
04-19-2011, 09:10 AM
NEW:
Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
When I told my wife, she just frowned.
Gophernut
04-19-2011, 09:10 AM
NEW:
The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
mariogolbee
04-19-2011, 11:56 AM
NEW:
The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
Gophernut
04-19-2011, 12:27 PM
NEW:
The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
icehog3
04-19-2011, 01:09 PM
NEW:
The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,
CigarVolante
04-19-2011, 01:19 PM
With an El Presidente tween his thighs
CigarVolante
04-19-2011, 01:20 PM
And a new one....
I like my cigars long and thick
Brutus2600
04-19-2011, 01:23 PM
And just hope they don't make me sick,
icehog3
04-19-2011, 01:24 PM
And a new one....
I like my cigars long and thick
Sometimes rhyming is a trick,
Brutus2600
04-19-2011, 01:24 PM
Lol...
I that might've been a response from the first page.
CigarVolante
04-19-2011, 01:34 PM
Lol...
I that might've been a response from the first page.
It was too good to pass up.
Gophernut
04-19-2011, 02:38 PM
And a new one....
I like my cigars long and thick
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Just slow down and don't inhale,
bmagin320
04-19-2011, 04:20 PM
or you will puke in a pail
icehog3
04-19-2011, 04:25 PM
And a new one....
I like my cigars long and thick
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Just slow down and don't inhale,
or you will puke in a pail
And spend the night feeling like a dick.
icehog3
04-19-2011, 04:25 PM
NEW:
Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
Gophernut
04-19-2011, 06:00 PM
NEW:
Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
icehog3
04-19-2011, 06:52 PM
NEW:
Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Otherwise, it gets confusing,
Fordman4ever
04-19-2011, 08:03 PM
NEW:
Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Otherwise, it gets confusing,
The buttons are there for your using
icehog3
04-19-2011, 10:22 PM
NEW:
Hit "multi-quote" when you add your line,
It will allow folks to follow along just fine,
Otherwise, it gets confusing,
The buttons are there for your using
So do it, and don't let me hear you whine! :D
icehog3
04-19-2011, 10:22 PM
NEW:
Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
Gophernut
04-20-2011, 05:28 AM
NEW:
Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
jonumberone
04-20-2011, 05:32 AM
NEW:
Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
I think I'd have to leave her
icehog3
04-20-2011, 08:02 AM
NEW:
Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
I think I'd have to leave her
With our Golden Retriever,
Brutus2600
04-20-2011, 08:05 AM
NEW:
Given the choice, my cigars or my wife,
It would certainly be a big change in my life,
I think I'd have to leave her
With our Golden Retriever,
'Cuz my stogies and dog are less strife!
Brutus2600
04-20-2011, 08:07 AM
New:
Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
icehog3
04-20-2011, 08:10 AM
New:
Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
Brutus2600
04-20-2011, 08:19 AM
New:
Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
So with a drink in hand,
Fordman4ever
04-20-2011, 10:29 AM
New:
Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
So with a drink in hand,
and a cigar with a band,
Gophernut
04-20-2011, 02:46 PM
New:
Next week on the beach I'll be smoking,
My feet, in the ocean will be soaking,
So with a drink in hand,
and a cigar with a band,
I'll be buying real cubans, no joking.
Gophernut
04-20-2011, 02:46 PM
NEW:
The pros may not play football this year,
icehog3
04-20-2011, 05:31 PM
NEW:
The pros may not play football this year,
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
Stephen
04-20-2011, 08:21 PM
NEW:
The pros may not play football this year,
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,
icehog3
04-20-2011, 11:44 PM
NEW:
The pros may not play football this year,
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,
With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,
Stephen
04-21-2011, 04:59 AM
NEW:
The pros may not play football this year,
I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,
It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,
With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,
I won't know what to do if I can't watch the Packers kick the Bears in the rear!
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