Limerick Thread!

[kugie]

Originally Posted by VTDragon
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3
I hired a caddie named Rolf,

He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars


He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars

[VTDragon]

New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf

I hired a caddie named Rolf,

He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars

He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars
Any talks about J.E.T.S. makes me want to raulf

[VTDragon]

New:
There once was a QB named Brady

[icehog3]

New:
There once was a QB named Brady

Who has quite a lovely young lady,

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

New:
There once was a QB named Brady

Who has quite a lovely young lady,

She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,

[VTDragon]

New:
There once was a QB named Brady

Who has quite a lovely young lady,

She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
And when he loses, she causes no scenes

[icehog3]

New:
There once was a QB named Brady

Who has quite a lovely young lady,

She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,

And when he loses, she causes no scenes

Then runs off with Tony Romo to Haiti.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

[14holestogie]

NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Not a game for the weak or for slackers

[icehog3]

NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Not a game for the weak or for slackers

It's the old Black and Blue,

[kugie]

Originally Posted by icehog3
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie
Not a game for the weak or for slackers

It's the old Black and Blue,

So if Green and Yellows not for you

[icehog3]

NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Not a game for the weak or for slackers

It's the old Black and Blue,

So if Green and Yellows not for you

Then kick the Pack in the tallywhackers.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Not to do so is a poetic crime

[icehog3]

NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,

Not to do so is a poetic crime

It's fun and healthy,

[gorob23]

It's fun and healthy,

and is of course, it is not a crime;s

Rob :tf

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,

Not to do so is a poetic crime

It's fun and healthy,
It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,

Not to do so is a poetic crime

It's fun and healthy,

It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy

You just need to take your time.

[Gophernut]

New:

The high for the day is below zero,

[kugie]

New:

The high for the day is below zero,

My Belly is full from the meatball hero

[icehog3]

New:

The high for the day is below zero,

My Belly is full from the meatball hero

But my feet are quite toasty,

[Gophernut]

New:

The high for the day is below zero,

My Belly is full from the meatball hero

But my feet are quite toasty,

And my bosses stories seem boasty,

[Whipper Snapper]

New:

The high for the day is below zero,

My Belly is full from the meatball hero

But my feet are quite toasty,

And my bosses stories seem boasty,

So life's ok, but I'm no Robert Deniro

[Whipper Snapper]

New
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MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos

[icehog3]

New
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MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos

I love them more when eating poblanos,

[Whipper Snapper]

They taste good with fried chicken

[icehog3]

New
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MMM mmm mmm mmm I love Habanos

I love them more when eating poblanos,

They taste good with fried chicken

Or smoking with a Wiccan,

[Whipper Snapper]

Or smoking with a Wiccan,

Or Ryan's crush, isn't her name Milano?

[Whipper Snapper]

I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.

[icehog3]

I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.

Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,

[14holestogie]

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There's a picture of me in a bikini.

Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,

You must have practiced "the tuck"

[Gophernut]

I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
-----------------

There's a picture of me in a bikini.

Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,

You must have practiced "the tuck"

But we're still out of luck,

[Brutus2600]

There's a picture of me in a bikini.

Thank goodness you can't see your weenie,

You must have practiced "the tuck"

But we're still out of luck,

'Cuz you'll keep posting it up ya big meanie

[Brutus2600]

NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

[icehog3]

NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

Hair stands up on the back of my neck,

[VTDragon]

NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

Hair stands up on the back of my neck,
But the stogie I have is a good one

[icehog3]

NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

Hair stands up on the back of my neck,

But the stogie I have is a good one

And I just put on a CD from Wang Chung,

[VTDragon]

NEW

I'm in Texas but it's still cold as heck

Hair stands up on the back of my neck,

But the stogie I have is a good one

And I just put on a CD from Wang Chung,
Gonna keep warm by dancing on the deck

[VTDragon]

New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

[icehog3]

New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,

[Whipper Snapper]

New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,

Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off

[14holestogie]

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,

Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off

Or Doc'll have nothing to grab as I cough

[icehog3]

New:

This weekend's temp is gonna be twenty below

I'll be smoking inside, that I do know,

Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off

Or Doc'll have nothing to grab as I cough

Now the doc gets the full yambag show.

[icehog3]

NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

[Whipper Snapper]

NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov

[icehog3]

NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov

I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,

[Whipper Snapper]

NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov

I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,

This limerick's hurting my cranium

[icehog3]

NEW:

The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,

(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov

I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,

This limerick's hurting my cranium

Are you implying I'm knocking your block off?

[icehog3]

NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

[Whipper Snapper]

NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/tecnorobo/xmas010.jpg

[icehog3]

NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/tecnorobo/xmas010.jpg

Opinions may vary,

[Whipper Snapper]

NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/tecnorobo/xmas010.jpg

Opinions may vary,

But at least I'm not hairy

[icehog3]

NEW:

The whipper snapper has finally returned,

And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/tecnorobo/xmas010.jpg

Opinions may vary,

But at least I'm not hairy

Can you blame the inmates for feeling burned?

[icehog3]

NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

Now I Dream of Jeannie,

[gorob23]

Now I Dream of Jeannie,

:r I can't say it

..or I would be a wienie ;s

Rob :tpd:

[icehog3]

NEW:

Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,

When my eyes close I'll be gonzo,

Now I Dream of Jeannie,

I can't say it

..or I would be a wienie



So I'll just eat a big bean, a garbonzo.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

[Whipper Snapper]

NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

[icehog3]

NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

So bring on the Steelers,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

So bring on the Steelers,

Rodgers arm will turn em into Squealers,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,

and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers

So bring on the Steelers,

Rodgers arm will turn em into Squealers,

And earn him thirty bazillion smackers.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Which may as well be played in a black hole,

[gorob23]

Which may as well be played in a black hole,

because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s

Rob :tpd:

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Which may as well be played in a black hole,

because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s


You can't rush when they try a field goal,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Next Sunday brings us the Pro Bowl,

Which may as well be played in a black hole,

because let's all face it it really is no better then a big old ugly black mole ;s

Rob :tpd:

You can't rush when they try a field goal,
But there is really no need when both teams score all those goals

[VTDragon]

New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

[icehog3]

New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

Then stopped at a strip club, just for a peek,

[Gophernut]

New:
Just back from Florida, played golf for a week

Then stopped at a strip club, just for a peek,

Wasn't there long, but I spent all my money,

[Scottw]

Now I'm sitting here broke, sorry honey.

[kugie]

Now I'm sitting here broke, sorry honey.

Oh, why did I buy a couch made of Teak?

[icehog3]

No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

[Gophernut]

No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

[icehog3]

No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

There's snow, then there's ice,

[Gophernut]

No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

There's snow, then there's ice,

And plenty of wind which is nice,

[icehog3]

No new one from Joe, so here goes:

They say the Midwest will be having a blizzard,

The weird weather, surely the work of a wizard,

There's snow, then there's ice,

And plenty of wind which is nice,

I'm frozen right down to the gizzards!

[icehog3]

You start the new one, Steve, I got to go SS&S...

[gorob23]

You start the new one, Steve, I got to go SS&S...


I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

[Gophernut]

I got it

There once was a kid named Jose



His favorite wine was a rose,

[VTDragon]

I got it

There once was a kid named Jose


His favorite wine was a rose,

Some thought him a wimp

[icehog3]

I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

His favorite wine was a rose,

Some thought him a wimp

He smelled like a chimp,

[CeeGar]

He smelled like a chimp,

But he was a stylin' pimp...

[icehog3]

But he was a stylin' pimp...

Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works. ;)

[icehog3]

I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

His favorite wine was a rose,

Some thought him a wimp

He smelled like a chimp,

...........

[CeeGar]

Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works. ;)

doh

[icehog3]

I got it

There once was a kid named Jose

Rob ;s

His favorite wine was a rose,

Some thought him a wimp

He smelled like a chimp,

And he left gorob's house for a date with Rosie.

[icehog3]

NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

[Brutus2600]

It's easier than popping a pimple

[icehog3]

new:

The art of the limerick is simple,

it's easier than popping a pimple

a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

[Brutus2600]

NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

It's easier than popping a pimple

a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

Words rhymed in a specific way,

[icehog3]

NEW:

The art of the limerick is simple,

It's easier than popping a pimple

a,
a,
b,
b,
a......

Words rhymed in a specific way,

Then smile and show off your dimple.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

[kugie]

NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,
The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

The Northeast has snow to my Chest,
Floridians watch it all with glee

[icehog3]

NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

Floridians watch it all with glee

I'd like to kick them in the wee-wee,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,

The Northeast has snow to my Chest,

Floridians watch it all with glee

I'd like to kick them in the wee-wee,

To find my car is my quest.

[Gophernut]

New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

[VTDragon]

New:

There was no shadow from Phil,
Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,

[Gophernut]

New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,

I'll beleive it when I see it,

[VTDragon]

New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,

I'll beleive it when I see it,
The snow needs to melt lickety-split

[Gophernut]

New:

There was no shadow from Phil,

Springtime is neigh, or so say his shills,

I'll beleive it when I see it,

The snow needs to melt lickety-split

Because I can't afford my heating bill.

[Gophernut]

New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

[icehog3]

New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

He always has a story to tell,

[VTDragon]

New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

He always has a story to tell,
I don't care to hear about his sorry life

[Gophernut]

New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

He always has a story to tell,

I don't care to hear about his sorry life

If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,

[VTDragon]

New:

My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

He always has a story to tell,

I don't care to hear about his sorry life

If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,
'Cept when he buys lunch, then he's really swell.

[VTDragon]

New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

[Gophernut]

New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

and you can't even blame a bad call,

[icehog3]

New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

and you can't even blame a bad call,

They got the trophy named Lombardi,

[Gophernut]

New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

and you can't even blame a bad call,

They got the trophy named Lombardi,

And a good coach in McCarthy,

[VTDragon]

New:

Packers reign supreme in American Football

and you can't even blame a bad call,

They got the trophy named Lombardi,

And a good coach in McCarthy,
Good reasons to embark on a Wisconsin Pub Crawl

[VTDragon]

New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?

[Gophernut]

New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?

Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,

[14holestogie]

New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?

Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,

Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?

[Stephen]

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?
Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,
Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?
'Tis a perfect place to retire.

[Gophernut]

New:

Do Carribean Islanders get tired of good weather?

Smelling the sea air with a hint of heather,

Do they tire of the girls in tiny attire?

'Tis a perfect place to retire.

Cause those gals have got it together!

[Gophernut]

New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

[icehog3]

New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

[Gophernut]

New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

[icehog3]

New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

[VTDragon]

New:

It's so cold I don't want to go home,

I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,
So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone

[VTDragon]

New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

[Gophernut]

New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?

[VTDragon]

New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

[kugie]

Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?


But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

[icehog3]

New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?

Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

And all those proud sponsors will cry.

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

[Gophernut]

New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?

Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.

[Gophernut]

New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

[icehog3]

New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

[Gophernut]

New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

[icehog3]

New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

No worries, the Admiral could too,

[Gophernut]

New:

Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

No worries, the Admiral could too,

If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.

[Gophernut]

New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

[VTDragon]

New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

[icehog3]

New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

[Gophernut]

New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

No need to listen, he knows plenty,

[icehog3]

New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

No need to listen, he knows plenty,

It's my patience he's starting to strain.

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

[14holestogie]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

he offered a beer that was skunky

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

he offered a beer that was skunky

So I cut him a slice,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

he offered a beer that was skunky

So I cut him a slice,
He liked it better than Lice

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once shared a pie with a monkey,

he offered a beer that was skunky

So I cut him a slice,

He liked it better than Lice

Maybe that's why his breath was so funky.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

[14holestogie]

NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

[icehog3]

NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,
Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Spring training is just weeks from now,

I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,

Probably time for Fielder to lay off the chow.

[Gophernut]

New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

[VTDragon]

New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,
Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

[Bluetick]

but if my love should cry nay,

[icehog3]

New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

but if my love should cry nay,

I'll call her sister, Mae,

[Gophernut]

New:
I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

but if my love should cry nay,

I'll call her sister, Mae,

And try talking her into a three way.

[Gophernut]

New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

[VTDragon]

New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,
Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

[BloodSpite]

Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

The snow, it is melting

[VTDragon]

New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

The snow, it is melting
The birds, they are singing

[icehog3]

melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r

[Gophernut]

melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r

:tpd:

[14holestogie]

melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary. :r

:tpd: I was checking to see who came up with something to rhyme melting.
(belting, smelting, kavelting, welting...)

[VTDragon]

OK, You're right ... a do over:

New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

The snow, it is melting
Though not enough to shed our winter pelting

[Gophernut]

New:
It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

The snow, it is melting

Though not enough to shed our winter pelting

Just bring on spring, I cried.

[Gophernut]

New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,

[Stephen]

New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
in which I hope he has lots of fun.

[icehog3]

New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,

in which I hope he has lots of fun.

Because in the Windy City,

[Stephen]

New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
in which I hope he has lots of fun.
Because in the Windy City,
their quarterback isn't that gritty,

[icehog3]

New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,

in which I hope he has lots of fun.

Because in the Windy City,

their quarterback isn't that gritty,

But he's better than Bradford, that big bum.

[icehog3]

NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,
They know not what to do, even when well hung,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,

They know not what to do, even when well hung,

Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,

They know not what to do, even when well hung,

Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,
My member acts more like it's colder

[Gophernut]

NEW:

They say youth is wasted on the young,

They know not what to do, even when well hung,

Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,

My member acts more like it's colder

But if I try any harder, I'll collapse a lung.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,
Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,

[icehog3]

NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,

Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,

But I smoked one too many,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,

Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,

But I smoked one too many,
Now I wouldn't take one for a penny

[Gophernut]

NEW:

A clean bill of health from my Doc,

Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,

But I smoked one too many,

Now I wouldn't take one for a penny

and my wife wants to install a humidor lock.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,

So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,

It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,

[icehog3]

NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,

So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,

It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,

Then give it to my lady twice,

[Stephen]

NEW:

It's time for this week to be done,
So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,
It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,
Then give it to my lady twice,
But now that Monday's here it's time to run, run, run.

[Stephen]

New:

Baseball season is nearly here.

[icehog3]

New:

Baseball season is nearly here.

Time for hot dogs, time for beer,

[Stephen]

New:

Baseball season is nearly here.
Time for hot dogs, time for beer,
During Spring every team is a contender.

[Gophernut]

New:

Baseball season is nearly here.

Time for hot dogs, time for beer,

During Spring every team is a contender.

Even though we know some are a pretender,

[icehog3]

New:

Baseball season is nearly here.

Time for hot dogs, time for beer,

During Spring every team is a contender.

Even though we know some are a pretender,

And another hearbreak for Cubs fans, I fear.

[icehog3]

NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,

[kugie]

NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,

But not from the city of Philly,

[Stephen]

NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
But not from the city of Philly,
I like mine to have a bit of spice.

[icehog3]

NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,

But not from the city of Philly,

I like mine to have a bit of spice.

And meat made with the intestines of mice,

[Stephen]

NEW:

I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
But not from the city of Philly,
I like mine to have a bit of spice.
And meat made with the intestines of mice,
I don't know about that Tom, it sounds a bit hillbilly.

[Stephen]

NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.

[icehog3]

NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.

And I don't know where my lucky socks are,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.

And I don't know where my lucky socks are,

I haven't seen any of the movies,

[Stephen]

NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
And I don't know where my lucky socks are,
I haven't seen any of the movies,
But we have seen Anne Hathaway's boobies,

[icehog3]

NEW:

This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.

And I don't know where my lucky socks are,

I haven't seen any of the movies,

But we have seen Anne Hathaway's boobies,

And those are the biggest winners by far!

[icehog3]

NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,

My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,

[icehog3]

NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,

My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,

I'll shed the thick clothes,

[Stephen]

NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,
My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,
I'll shed the thick clothes,
and hit the links with my bros,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

The snow has begun to melt,

My desire for spring is quite heartfelt,

I'll shed the thick clothes,

and hit the links with my bros,

On my barefeet the greens are like felt.

[Gophernut]

NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,

[VTDragon]

NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,
Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?

[icehog3]

NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,

Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?

Of course the wife might get pissed,

[VTDragon]

NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,

Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?

Of course the wife might get pissed,
Then again, I might get kissed,

[icehog3]

NEW:
Heading to Chicago for the weekend,

Wonder if I should bring a girlfriend?

Of course the wife might get pissed,

Then again, I might get kissed,

And neither of the two ladies will I offend.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,

For most it will end in sadness,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,

For most it will end in sadness,

Upsets bring tears,

[Stephen]

NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,
For most it will end in sadness,
Upsets bring tears,
But for the bracketologists it brings cheers,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Weeks away from March Madness,

For most it will end in sadness,

Upsets bring tears,

But for the bracketologists it brings cheers,

Too bad Brandon Davies is just full of badness.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,

Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,

Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,

We'll herf with friends, old and new,

[Stephen]

NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,
Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,
We'll herf with friends, old and new,
Share some stogies and drink some brew,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Only 6 months remain until the Shack,

Of food, drink and cigars there is no lack,

We'll herf with friends, old and new,

Share some stogies and drink some brew,

Then count the 362 days until we go back!

[icehog3]

I just love the internet tough guys,

[Stephen]

I just love the internet tough guys,
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

[VTDragon]

I just love the internet tough guys,

The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

[BloodSpite]

But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

They wouldn't last a second on the streets

[icehog3]

I just love the internet tough guys,

The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

They wouldn't last a second on the streets

They would STFU soon if they're wise.

[icehog3]

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

[BloodSpite]

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

Throw them and some socks in the cart

[Stephen]

I just love the internet tough guys,
The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,
But most of them are pimply-faced geeks
They wouldn't last a second on the streets
To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!

[Stephen]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,

[icehog3]

To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!

:r ;)

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

Throw them and some socks in the cart

[Stephen]

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

Throw them and some socks in the cart
Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

[icehog3]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,

:r ;)

Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,

[Stephen]

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

Throw them and some socks in the cart

Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,
With ten minutes til Wapner lets loose a hellacious fart!

[Stephen]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
:tu

[icehog3]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,

Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

[Stephen]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,
Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,
So I'll settle for the cold,

[icehog3]

:tu

Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

So I'll settle for the cold,

At least my 'gars won't get mold,

[Gophernut]

New:

Right now I could really go for a cigar,

Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

So I'll settle for the cold,

At least my 'gars won't get mold,

And my wife won't make me sleep in the car.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

[icehog3]

NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

[BloodSpite]

Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore

[icehog3]

NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore

The whole things a chore, I would much rather snore,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore

The whole things a chore, I would much rather snore,
But I'm wasting far too much time on CA where I lurk.

[VTDragon]

new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

[Gophernut]

new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

Good news, the wind is starting to blow,

[icehog3]

new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

Good news, the wind is starting to blow,

Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,

[Gophernut]

new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

Good news, the wind is starting to blow,

Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,

We may need to keep shoveling straight through to May,

[icehog3]

new:

Yesterday's storm dropped over two feet of snow,

Good news, the wind is starting to blow,

Mother Nature, blow the snow far, far away,

We may need to keep shoveling straight through to May,

That Mother Nature sure puts on a show!

[icehog3]

NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,

[Stephen]

NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,
I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Argh, Matey, where'd a leave me rum,

I'm quite certain it's not stuck up me bum,

I'll have to find me a ship to plunder,