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markem
11-16-2010, 01:24 PM
I think I liked him the least,
of all at the feast
icehog3
11-16-2010, 01:33 PM
New:
There was an old guy from back East.
I think I liked him the least,
of all at the feast
He was quite the beast,
New:
There was an old guy from back East.
I think I liked him the least,
of all at the feast
He was quite the beast,
Can we stick with Limerick rules at least :r
New:
To be Bombed by a C.A. member...
icehog3
11-16-2010, 04:02 PM
New:
To be Bombed by a C.A. member...
Right in the middle of November,
VTDragon
11-16-2010, 04:14 PM
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive
icehog3
11-16-2010, 05:43 PM
New:
To be Bombed by a C.A. member...
Right in the middle of November,
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive
And all the inmates can strive,
VTDragon
11-17-2010, 12:56 PM
New:
To be Bombed by a C.A. member...
Right in the middle of November,
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive
And all the inmates can strive,
To light up their gifts with Holiday embers
VTDragon
11-17-2010, 12:58 PM
New:
Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts
BloodSpite
11-17-2010, 01:00 PM
New:
Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts
Except for just one, who was a bit of a putz
Brutus2600
11-17-2010, 01:02 PM
He thought he might mooch,
VTDragon
11-17-2010, 01:07 PM
From the Chipmunks in the neighboring hooch
New:
Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts
Except for just one, who was a bit of a putz
He thought he might mooch,
From the Chipmunks in the neighboring hooch
But he didnt have the guts. :sh
New:
The Holidays come so quick.
icehog3
11-17-2010, 10:11 PM
New:
The Holidays come so quick.
Sort of like pnoon's love stick,
14holestogie
11-18-2010, 01:20 AM
The Holidays come so quick.
Sort of like pnoon's love stick,
Don't ask how he knows
icehog3
11-18-2010, 01:23 AM
New:
The Holidays come so quick.
Sort of like pnoon's love stick,
Don't ask how he knows
Just understand love grows,
BloodSpite
11-18-2010, 06:27 AM
Just understand love grows,
Because more in-depth knowledge is just sick!
icehog3
11-18-2010, 09:32 AM
NEW:
If everyone followed the rules,
NEW:
If everyone followed the rules,
No one would look like fools
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:14 AM
NEW:
If everyone followed the rules,
No one would look like fools
We all could play nice,
VTDragon
11-18-2010, 10:15 AM
NEW:
If everyone followed the rules,
No one would look like fools
[quote=icehog3;We all could play nice,[/quote]
Just like so many lab mice
VTDragon
11-18-2010, 10:21 AM
We all could play nice,
Just like so many lab mice
(sorry-I was too slow on the draw)
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:28 AM
NEW:
If everyone followed the rules,
No one would look like fools
We all could play nice,
Just like so many lab mice
And not just be a bunch of tools.
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:29 AM
NEW:
Some say love is blind,
VTDragon
11-18-2010, 10:32 AM
NEW:
Some say love is blind,
But in the dark groping and trying to find
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:34 AM
NEW:
Some say love is blind,
But in the dark groping and trying to find
Love at first feel,
NEW:
Some say love is blind,
But in the dark groping and trying to find
Love at first feel,
Dont ask me to kneel
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:44 AM
NEW:
Some say love is blind,
But in the dark groping and trying to find
Love at first feel,
Dont ask me to kneel
Or assess the situation from behind.
icehog3
11-18-2010, 10:44 AM
New:
The limericks are getting quite randy,
14holestogie
11-18-2010, 10:51 AM
The limericks are getting quite randy,
Hope it's not making the vajajay too sandy
New:
The limericks are getting quite randy,
Hope it's not making the vajajay too sandy
No one said this would be rated PG
VTDragon
11-18-2010, 01:13 PM
For that we could, on TV, watch Glee
Or the S.I. Swimsuit Edition would be dandy.
New:
On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.
icehog3
11-18-2010, 01:25 PM
New:
On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.
I'll fall on my face and go "Splat",
New:
On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.
I'll fall on my face and go "Splat",
My veins will flow with Gravy
VTDragon
11-18-2010, 02:20 PM
Triptophan will make me lazy
Doctorossi
11-18-2010, 02:38 PM
And I'll leave gelatin where I've sat.
Doctorossi
11-18-2010, 02:40 PM
New:
I was watching an epic old movie.
icehog3
11-18-2010, 04:02 PM
New:
I was watching an epic old movie.
The chicks in it really were groovy,
New:
I was watching an epic old movie.
The chicks in it really were groovy,
with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's
icehog3
11-18-2010, 09:30 PM
New:
I was watching an epic old movie.
The chicks in it really were groovy,
with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's
And gold rings on their toes,
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 08:50 AM
New:
I was watching an epic old movie.
The chicks in it really were groovy,
with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's
And gold rings on their toes,
Got so excited I soiled my new skivies
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 08:51 AM
New:
The weekend is almost upon us
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 09:09 AM
New:
The weekend is almost upon us
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)
icehog3
11-19-2010, 10:28 AM
I was watching an epic old movie.
The chicks in it really were groovy,
Got so excited I soiled my new skivies
Movie - Groovy - Skivies?
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/thumbsdown-2.jpg
icehog3
11-19-2010, 10:29 AM
New:
The weekend is almost upon us
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)
Now it's time for a drink,
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 10:59 AM
The weekend is almost upon us
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)
Now it's time for a drink,
And a smoke I would think
New:
The weekend is almost upon us
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)
Now it's time for a drink,
And a smoke I would think
Hope the Raiders kill the Steelus'
:noon
New:
This week there will be lots of traveling.
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 01:18 PM
Movie - Groovy - Skivies?
Ya, it's a stretch. Mea Culpa
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 01:26 PM
New:
This week there will be lots of traveling.
For some, tempers will be unraveling.
icehog3
11-19-2010, 01:37 PM
New:
This week there will be lots of traveling.
For some, tempers will be unraveling.
Road rage will rule,
Doctorossi
11-19-2010, 01:50 PM
T will pity the fool,
icehog3
11-19-2010, 02:11 PM
New:
This week there will be lots of traveling.
For some, tempers will be unraveling.
Road rage will rule,
T will pity the fool,
And Judge Judy will do some gaveling.
icehog3
11-19-2010, 02:12 PM
New:
Some days I just don't wanna work,
BloodSpite
11-19-2010, 02:13 PM
Rather spend the day puffin on a Gurk'
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 02:16 PM
While hangin' out in the Asylum
VTDragon
11-19-2010, 02:18 PM
And Judge Judy will do some gaveling.
Good one - I was stuck.
New:
Some days I just don't wanna work,
Rather spend the day puffin on a Gurk'
While hangin' out in the Asylum
go to C-Bid and by some.
Doctorossi
11-19-2010, 02:41 PM
but the wife would just call me a jerk.
Doctorossi
11-19-2010, 02:42 PM
New:
'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
icehog3
11-19-2010, 02:43 PM
New:
'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
When I received quite a shock,
New:
'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
When I received quite a shock,
Found out she was a he...
Sancho Fuente
11-19-2010, 03:41 PM
New:
'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
When I received quite a shock,
Found out she was a he...
It went down past his knees . . .
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 03:46 PM
New:
'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
When I received quite a shock,
Found out she was a he...
It went down past his knees . . .
You'd think in his miniskirt I'd have noticed the .........difference. :r
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 03:46 PM
New:
Time for something a little more clean
You'd think in his miniskirt I'd have noticed the .........difference. :r
Nice recovery there :r
New:
Time for something a little more clean
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
New:
Time for something a little more clean
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
No vulgarity or swearing...
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 05:23 PM
Time for something a little more clean
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
No vulgarity or swearing...
Or cross dressing junk baring
;s :D
New:
Time for something a little more clean
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
No vulgarity or swearing...
Or cross dressing junk baring
The direction of the thread was forseen.
New:
The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
14holestogie
11-19-2010, 05:38 PM
New:
The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown
New:
The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown
Raingear for fishin'
Doctorossi
11-19-2010, 06:24 PM
or making pie in the kitchen,
icehog3
11-19-2010, 11:49 PM
The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown
Raingear for fishin'
or making pie in the kitchen,
Wating for the snow to come down.
icehog3
11-19-2010, 11:50 PM
NEW:
That dog was all bark and no bite,
TheTraveler
11-20-2010, 05:21 AM
That dog was all bark and no bite,
And his antics were quite a sight.
icehog3
11-20-2010, 09:49 AM
NEW:
That dog was all bark and no bite,
And his antics were quite a sight.
He'd howl and he'd moan,
VTDragon
11-21-2010, 05:21 PM
NEW:
That dog was all bark and no bite,
And his antics were quite a sight.
He'd howl and he'd moan,
And never give up his bone
icehog3
11-21-2010, 07:49 PM
NEW:
That dog was all bark and no bite,
And his antics were quite a sight.
He'd howl and he'd moan,
And never give up his bone
unless it meant he'd have to fight.
icehog3
11-21-2010, 07:50 PM
NEW:
I like chili with cheese,
markem
11-21-2010, 09:12 PM
NEW:
I like chili with cheese,
and movies with a man named John Cleese
icehog3
11-22-2010, 12:50 AM
NEW:
I like chili with cheese,
and movies with a man named John Cleese
With a belly full of laughs,
massphatness
11-22-2010, 04:52 AM
NEW:
I like chili with cheese,
and movies with a man named John Cleese
With a belly full of laughs,
Over some very funny gaffs
VTDragon
11-22-2010, 07:43 AM
NEW:
I like chili with cheese,
and movies with a man named John Cleese
With a belly full of laughs,
Over some very funny gaffs
Almost upchucked my chili when I sneezed
VTDragon
11-22-2010, 07:45 AM
New:
Thanksgiving's coming with a delicious feast
must stuff the large feathered beast.
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 09:59 AM
And then candy the yams,
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 10:17 AM
and don some fine gams,
icehog3
11-22-2010, 10:37 AM
New:
Thanksgiving's coming with a delicious feast
must stuff the large feathered beast.
And then candy the yams,
and don some fine gams,
And hope my gal doesn't get an infection of yeast.
icehog3
11-22-2010, 10:38 AM
NEW:
Some things are left better unsaid,
And hope my gal doesn't get an infection of yeast.
:pu
icehog3
11-22-2010, 10:45 AM
:pu
Hey, it's the Holidays. :)
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 10:49 AM
NEW:
Some things are left better unsaid,
like sex with your late cousin Ned,
NEW:
Some things are left better unsaid,
a womans wrath is what I dread..
a womans wrath is what I dread..
sorry, I missed that one by a few seconds.
NEW:
Some things are left better unsaid,
like sex with your late cousin Ned,
what is said here, will stay here...
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 12:02 PM
Think of England and lay here.
markem
11-22-2010, 12:10 PM
NEW:
There once was a BOTL from Nantucket
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 12:16 PM
You missed line 5, markem!
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 12:18 PM
NEW:
Some things are left better unsaid,
like sex with your late cousin Ned,
what is said here, will stay here...
Think of England and lay here.
and hope Ned doesn't say, "I be-wed."
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 12:19 PM
New:
Markem is from Nantucket,
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 12:36 PM
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
New:
Markem is from Nantucket,
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
He smokes stogies all day...
icehog3
11-22-2010, 01:23 PM
New:
Markem is from Nantucket,
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
He smokes stogies all day...
And dances ballet,
New:
Markem is from Nantucket,
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
He smokes stogies all day...
And dances ballet,
If he had a bone he would chuck it
New:
Herfers filled the smokey room...
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 02:08 PM
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 02:18 PM
New:
Herfers filled the smokey room...
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
One had a pipe,
markem
11-22-2010, 02:27 PM
Herfers filled the smokey room...
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
One had a pipe,
and a laptop with skype
New:
Herfers filled the smokey room...
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
One had a pipe,
and a laptop with skype
Him and his candy scented tobacco, soon met their doom
New:
The Rain can dampen a good smoke
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 04:29 PM
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.
New:
The Rain can dampen a good smoke
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.
Cold buns and crooked burns
icehog3
11-22-2010, 05:04 PM
New:
The Rain can dampen a good smoke
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.
Cold buns and crooked burns
But my biggest concerns,
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 05:05 PM
But my biggest concerns,
Was finding some Mexican Coke!
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 05:07 PM
New:
I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
icehog3
11-22-2010, 05:09 PM
New:
I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
So hard my butt even itches,
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 05:20 PM
New:
I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
So hard my butt even itches,
I'll give it a scratchy,
icehog3
11-22-2010, 05:21 PM
New:
I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
So hard my butt even itches,
I'll give it a scratchy,
It's skin looks quite patchy.
New:
I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
So hard my butt even itches,
I'll give it a scratchy,
It's skin looks quite patchy.
but if I leave it alone it just twitches
New:
You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
mariogolbee
11-22-2010, 05:46 PM
New:
You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
before I up chuck you for good,
Doctorossi
11-22-2010, 06:04 PM
Git offa my lawn,
icehog3
11-23-2010, 01:27 AM
New:
You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
before I up chuck you for good,
Git offa my lawn,
You rodents begone,
VTDragon
11-23-2010, 08:43 AM
New:
You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
before I up chuck you for good,
Git offa my lawn,
You rodents begone,
Go back with the Gecko to the hood.
VTDragon
11-23-2010, 08:44 AM
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 08:53 AM
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend
If he shouts, "STUPEFY!" you won't be speakin',:pi
Doctorossi
11-23-2010, 09:14 AM
It's Part Seven, Part One,
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 09:25 AM
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend
If he shouts, "STUPEFY!" you won't be speakin',:pi
It's Part Seven, Part One,
Hagrid weighs a ton,
icehog3
11-23-2010, 10:18 AM
And tickets, I won't be a seekin'.
icehog3
11-23-2010, 10:19 AM
NEW:
While baking a sweet potato pie,
VTDragon
11-23-2010, 10:38 AM
NEW:
While baking a sweet potato pie,
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 10:40 AM
NEW:
While baking a sweet potato pie,
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
then stood on her head,
icehog3
11-23-2010, 10:47 AM
NEW:
While baking a sweet potato pie,
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
then stood on her head,
In panties of red,
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 10:51 AM
NEW:
While baking a sweet potato pie,
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
then stood on her head,
In panties of red,
then I noticed blood dripping down her thigh.
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 10:52 AM
New:
Thanksgiving's around the corner,
icehog3
11-23-2010, 10:53 AM
New:
Thanksgiving's around the corner,
I am having dinner with the band Foreigner,
Doctorossi
11-23-2010, 11:17 AM
The bird's cold as ice,
Chainsaw13
11-23-2010, 11:20 AM
The bird's cold as ice,
Luckily I'm only having gin, which is nice,
BloodSpite
11-23-2010, 11:45 AM
Luckily I'm only having gin, which is nice,
But of their music I am still a scorner
icehog3
11-23-2010, 02:41 PM
NEW:
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
NEW:
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
icehog3
11-23-2010, 03:00 PM
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
It can be serious or funny,
14holestogie
11-23-2010, 03:07 PM
NEW:
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
It can be serious or funny,
If it's awesome, win money! ;)
NEW:
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
It can be serious or funny,
Tom's right on da money
14holestogie
11-23-2010, 03:31 PM
NEW:
If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
It can be serious or funny,
If it's awesome, win money! ;)
Extra posts can confuse and perplex :D
14holestogie
11-23-2010, 03:33 PM
New:
It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys
mariogolbee
11-23-2010, 03:35 PM
New:
It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys
There are many out there that will hurt these,
New:
It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys
There are many out there that will hurt these,
Either by gun or bow..
Gophernut
11-23-2010, 04:42 PM
New:
It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys
There are many out there that will hurt these,
Either by gun or bow..
Sitting in a stand or the snow,
Doctorossi
11-23-2010, 08:04 PM
They will not show the tenderest mercies.
Doctorossi
11-23-2010, 08:05 PM
New:
This post is my 999th.
icehog3
11-23-2010, 11:00 PM
New:
This post is my 999th.
Words and phrases that rhyme with ninth: (0 results)
Sorry, no perfect rhymes were found.
You might try a shorter word with a similar but slightly different ending.
For more near rhymes, try searching OneLook.com for words ending with *nth
:hn
Doctorossi
11-23-2010, 11:53 PM
Giving up that easily, Tom? :r
14holestogie
11-23-2010, 11:54 PM
Perhaps something with a lispth? ;)
icehog3
11-24-2010, 12:03 AM
Giving up that easily, Tom? :r
I am. :r
14holestogie
11-24-2010, 12:23 AM
This post is my 999th.
Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn
VTDragon
11-24-2010, 08:39 AM
New:
This post is my 999th.
Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn
Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder
BloodSpite
11-24-2010, 08:49 AM
Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder
If so, he will blunder
Gophernut
11-24-2010, 09:45 AM
New:
This post is my 999th.
Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn
Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder
If so, he will blunder
Because memorable posts don't come to mindth.
Gophernut
11-24-2010, 09:46 AM
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,
I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.
Doctorossi
11-24-2010, 10:13 AM
My tires are studded,
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,
I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.
My tires are studded,
but if the roads are flooded
icehog3
11-24-2010, 10:30 AM
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,
I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.
My tires are studded,
but if the roads are flooded
I might just run over Michael Vick.
icehog3
11-24-2010, 10:30 AM
NEW:
The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,
Chainsaw13
11-24-2010, 10:32 AM
NEW:
The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,
about as tough to wrangle as a tiger in a cage,
icehog3
11-24-2010, 10:42 AM
NEW:
The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,
about as tough to wrangle as a tiger in a cage,
We searched high and low,
BloodSpite
11-24-2010, 10:43 AM
and sadly now we know
Doctorossi
11-24-2010, 10:47 AM
We shoulda hit up that pre-order page.
Doctorossi
11-24-2010, 10:48 AM
New:
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.
icehog3
11-24-2010, 10:49 AM
New:
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.
I found it in an electrical socket,
New:
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.
I found it in an electrical socket,
she said "you look glad to see me"
Chainsaw13
11-24-2010, 11:19 AM
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.
I found it in an electrical socket,
she said "you look glad to see me"
And all I could think of was, "I gotta take a pee"
mariogolbee
11-24-2010, 11:48 AM
New:
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.
I found it in an electrical socket,
she said "you look glad to see me"
And all I could think of was, "I gotta take a pee"
then she pulled out a revolver and cocked it...
mariogolbee
11-24-2010, 11:49 AM
New:
Friday morning the madness is coming,
Doctorossi
11-24-2010, 12:14 PM
Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.
New:
Friday morning the madness is coming,
Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.
there will be biting and pulling of hair
BloodSpite
11-24-2010, 12:58 PM
there will be biting and pulling of hair
wondering why on this adventure we dared
Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.
New:
Friday morning the madness is coming,
there will be biting and pulling of hair
wondering why on this adventure we dared
Just make sure no one grabs hold of your plumbing.
New:
Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.
Doctorossi
11-24-2010, 01:17 PM
Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.
Chainsaw13
11-24-2010, 03:30 PM
Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.
Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.
I hope someone brings the gravy,
BloodSpite
11-24-2010, 04:03 PM
Or perhaps some cigars maybe
New:
Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.
Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.
I hope someone brings the gravy,
Or perhaps some cigars maybe
in reviews these will surely be boasted.
New:
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.
Gophernut
11-24-2010, 06:45 PM
New:
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device
icehog3
11-24-2010, 07:56 PM
New:
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device
And light up a stogie,
14holestogie
11-25-2010, 03:50 AM
New:
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device
And light up a stogie,
Grab a turkey/cheese hoagie
Chainsaw13
11-25-2010, 06:48 AM
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device
And light up a stogie,
Grab a turkey/cheese hoagie
Afterwards I'll give the wife a poke.
Chainsaw13
11-25-2010, 06:48 AM
New:
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!
icehog3
11-25-2010, 11:31 AM
New:
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,
TheTraveler
11-25-2010, 11:32 AM
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,
Though blended quite well,
RevSmoke
11-25-2010, 12:06 PM
New:
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,
Though blended quite well,
They're a wallet's last bell,
icehog3
11-25-2010, 12:08 PM
New:
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,
Though blended quite well,
They're a wallet's last bell,
So Cubans still fill this hog's sty.
icehog3
11-25-2010, 12:08 PM
NEW:
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
BloodSpite
11-25-2010, 05:12 PM
NEW:
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
TheTraveler
11-25-2010, 08:09 PM
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Pig and pie will I eat,
icehog3
11-26-2010, 12:59 AM
NEW:
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Pig and pie will I eat,
Oh that hog's such a treat,
TheTraveler
11-26-2010, 06:33 AM
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Pig and pie will I eat,
Oh that hog's such a treat,
I could eat three full plates like it's nothin'! :dr
TheTraveler
11-26-2010, 06:34 AM
NEW:
My belt has now grown much too snug
icehog3
11-26-2010, 10:22 AM
NEW:
My belt has now grown much too snug
Oh why, all that beer, did I chug?,
Brutus2600
11-26-2010, 10:23 AM
So I'll cut a new notch,
kelmac07
11-26-2010, 10:30 AM
And pour another scotch,
TheTraveler
11-27-2010, 09:14 AM
My belt has now grown much too snug
Oh why, all that beer, did I chug?,
So I'll cut a new notch,
And pour another scotch,
And bid the in-laws adieu with a hug. (finally !!! :r )
TheTraveler
11-27-2010, 09:16 AM
NEW:
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
kelmac07
11-27-2010, 09:33 AM
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
He always threw them at munchkins,
icehog3
11-27-2010, 10:30 AM
NEW:
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
He always threw them at munchkins,
He would hit them danged midgets,
14holestogie
11-27-2010, 12:28 PM
NEW:
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
He always threw them at munchkins,
He would hit them danged midgets,
Then flash dual single digits
icehog3
11-27-2010, 01:19 PM
NEW:
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
He always threw them at munchkins,
He would hit them danged midgets,
Then flash dual single digits
And finish them off with a blumpkin. :r :pu
icehog3
11-27-2010, 01:20 PM
NEW:
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
kelmac07
11-27-2010, 01:57 PM
NEW:
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
icehog3
11-27-2010, 02:02 PM
NEW:
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
And we know Seminoles,
TheTraveler
11-28-2010, 09:15 AM
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
And we know Seminoles,
Are very kind souls
icehog3
11-28-2010, 10:40 AM
NEW:
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
And we know Seminoles,
Are very kind souls
And chronic masturbators.
icehog3
11-28-2010, 10:40 AM
NEW:
I love an unexpected twist,
VTDragon
11-29-2010, 01:44 PM
NEW:
I love an unexpected twist,
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
TheTraveler
11-29-2010, 09:00 PM
I love an unexpected twist,
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
When genuinely surprised
Gophernut
11-30-2010, 08:52 AM
NEW:
I love an unexpected twist,
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
When genuinely surprised
By the plan I devised,
VTDragon
11-30-2010, 02:27 PM
NEW:
I love an unexpected twist,
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
When genuinely surprised
By the plan I devised,
It's like getting lucky when just expecting to be kissed
VTDragon
11-30-2010, 02:28 PM
New:
There once was a footballer named Vick
icehog3
11-30-2010, 03:45 PM
New:
There once was a footballer named Vick
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Gophernut
11-30-2010, 03:47 PM
New:
There once was a footballer named Vick
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Some say that it's okay,
icehog3
11-30-2010, 04:04 PM
New:
There once was a footballer named Vick
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Some say that it's okay,
It was only "doggie play",
Gophernut
11-30-2010, 06:17 PM
New:
There once was a footballer named Vick
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Some say that it's okay,
It was only "doggie play",
But even for the NFL that's sick.
Gophernut
11-30-2010, 06:18 PM
New:
I walk up the stairs and worry,
TheTraveler
11-30-2010, 06:30 PM
New:
I walk up the stairs and worry,
I won't make the can without hurry.
icehog3
11-30-2010, 07:15 PM
New:
I walk up the stairs and worry,
I won't make the can without hurry.
I hope that's a fart,
Gophernut
12-01-2010, 09:15 AM
New:
I walk up the stairs and worry,
I won't make the can without hurry.
I hope that's a fart,
That my sphincter does it's part,
Doctorossi
12-01-2010, 09:20 AM
or, at least, that it doesn't look furry. ;s
Doctorossi
12-01-2010, 09:21 AM
New:
I really could use a good whisky.
VTDragon
12-01-2010, 09:25 AM
New:
I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
New:
I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
1 shot will lead to 4
Gophernut
12-01-2010, 10:07 AM
New:
I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
1 shot will lead to 4
It probably wont work anymore,
New:
I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
1 shot will lead to 4
It probably wont work anymore,
and showing her might prove quite risky.
New
The year is almost over
Doctorossi
12-01-2010, 12:10 PM
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
VTDragon
12-01-2010, 01:13 PM
New
The year is almost over
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
You know that's my name for my privates
New
The year is almost over
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
You know that's my name for my privates
and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
VTDragon
12-01-2010, 02:32 PM
New
The year is almost over
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
You know that's my name for my privates
and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
Alas, too bad for my long suffering lover
VTDragon
12-01-2010, 02:33 PM
New:
One of the PC's just got a virus
Brutus2600
12-01-2010, 02:35 PM
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
icehog3
12-01-2010, 02:37 PM
New:
One of the PC's just got a virus
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Now my ears, they just bleed,
Brutus2600
12-01-2010, 02:44 PM
New:
One of the PC's just got a virus
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Now my ears, they just bleed,
I'd rather listen to Creed...
Doctorossi
12-01-2010, 02:48 PM
So this Luddite went back to papyrus.
Doctorossi
12-01-2010, 02:50 PM
New:
I think I might go see a movie.
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