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Gophernut
10-04-2010, 09:46 AM
Baseball playoffs are near,
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 10:08 AM
but my team bit a biscuit, this year.
Gophernut
10-04-2010, 10:16 AM
Same as the season before,
icehog3
10-04-2010, 12:08 PM
My team if golfing, for sure,
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 12:12 PM
so I'll go just to cry in my beer.
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 12:15 PM
My pops was a salty old sailor,
icehog3
10-04-2010, 12:22 PM
My pops was a salty old sailor,

Who went to work as a whaler,
SvilleKid
10-04-2010, 12:30 PM
Who went to work as a whaler,

On "The Deadliest Catch" he be shone,
Mr B
10-04-2010, 01:40 PM
but from the boat he was thrown
icehog3
10-04-2010, 02:23 PM
And that whale, he'll never nail 'er.
icehog3
10-04-2010, 02:24 PM
NEW:

I was htting the town with a chimp,
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 02:29 PM
who was dressed like a simian pimp.
icehog3
10-04-2010, 02:34 PM
We stopped for bananas,
GolfNut
10-04-2010, 03:21 PM
and a couple Havana's
Mr B
10-04-2010, 03:35 PM
and finished the day with some shrimp
Mr B
10-04-2010, 03:37 PM
New one:

Winter is almost here
GolfNut
10-04-2010, 03:39 PM
Summer is over I fear
SvilleKid
10-04-2010, 03:40 PM
The leaves are falling,
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 04:22 PM
but I'll go pub-crawling.
Mr B
10-04-2010, 04:39 PM
consuming mass quantities of Beer
Mr B
10-04-2010, 04:40 PM
New:

What do you crave the most?
Doctorossi
10-04-2010, 04:42 PM
Is it bacon or beans on toast?
Mr B
10-04-2010, 04:46 PM
all dripping with honey..
Gophernut
10-05-2010, 09:45 AM
It will probably be runny,
SvilleKid
10-05-2010, 10:00 AM
But enjoy it with coffee dark roast
SvilleKid
10-05-2010, 10:01 AM
New one:

To the alter this weekend my son walks,
Gophernut
10-05-2010, 10:03 AM
I'm praying for no balks,
SvilleKid
10-05-2010, 10:06 AM
A nice Irish girl he will wed
icehog3
10-05-2010, 10:12 AM
Unless a German one shows up instead,
14holestogie
10-05-2010, 10:50 AM
Unless a German one shows up instead,

If he does he may end with no cox :)
14holestogie
10-05-2010, 10:51 AM
The weather's still holding steady...
Gophernut
10-05-2010, 10:53 AM
for winter I am getting ready,
Doctorossi
10-05-2010, 10:54 AM
In long overcoat,
Mr B
10-05-2010, 10:55 AM
I'll put fish in the boat
icehog3
10-05-2010, 07:50 PM
and then dress up in a lacy white teddy.
icehog3
10-05-2010, 07:50 PM
NEW:

Is it a crime to banter?,
GolfNut
10-05-2010, 08:00 PM
or to teach a lame horse to canter
icehog3
10-05-2010, 08:17 PM
Or to boil your eggs,
Mr B
10-06-2010, 08:43 AM
In old Beer Kegs
GolfNut
10-06-2010, 09:13 AM
or perhaps grow weed in a planter?
GolfNut
10-06-2010, 09:18 AM
There once was a man frying bacon
GKitty
10-06-2010, 09:48 AM
A nude chef a BLT makin'
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 09:53 AM
Though he cooked without clothes,
VTDragon
10-06-2010, 10:03 AM
and tasted with his nose
Mr B
10-06-2010, 10:08 AM
out to breakfast, he would not be taken.
Mr B
10-06-2010, 10:10 AM
New:

There was a man with a farmers tan
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 10:17 AM
Cooking bacon was not in his plan.
icehog3
10-06-2010, 10:19 AM
He prefered to go sleeveless,
14holestogie
10-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Doesn't mean he'd achieve less
Mr B
10-06-2010, 11:31 AM
so he ended up frying spam
Mr B
10-06-2010, 11:33 AM
New:

In the afternoon I will go
GolfNut
10-06-2010, 11:38 AM
to the 2010 cigar show
Gophernut
10-06-2010, 11:42 AM
I will speak to some vendors,
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 11:51 AM
and swoon over blenders
Gophernut
10-06-2010, 12:30 PM
and get me a free puro!
Gophernut
10-06-2010, 12:32 PM
The Vikings again have Moss,
GolfNut
10-06-2010, 12:50 PM
they'll have to get used to the loss

:r
Mr B
10-06-2010, 01:11 PM
For he sucked with the Raiders
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 01:22 PM
and Viking memories are faders...
Gophernut
10-06-2010, 01:49 PM
But deep now the ball Favre will toss!
Gophernut
10-06-2010, 01:49 PM
My package was delivered today,
Mr B
10-06-2010, 01:52 PM
I let out a Hip Hip Hooray
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 01:54 PM
There are goodies inside,
VTDragon
10-06-2010, 01:58 PM
of which many I will soon imbibe
VTDragon
10-06-2010, 01:59 PM
new one:

Patriots and Moss have divorced
Mr B
10-06-2010, 02:04 PM
he will make the next team, no better, of course
massphatness
10-06-2010, 02:06 PM
Traffic cops should be wary
icehog3
10-06-2010, 02:30 PM
Little kids think he's scary,
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 02:34 PM
but he runs like a frickin' racehorse.
Doctorossi
10-06-2010, 02:35 PM
There's no NFL in real football.
icehog3
10-06-2010, 02:45 PM
Where players are prone to stand tall,
Gophernut
10-07-2010, 08:50 AM
unless they're kicked in the shin,
icehog3
10-07-2010, 09:37 AM
Or maybe poked in the chin,
GKitty
10-07-2010, 09:58 AM
In which case they just fall down and bawl.
GKitty
10-07-2010, 10:06 AM
New one:

At the start of a season a fan's hopes are high
Doctorossi
10-07-2010, 10:13 AM
but he's counting the days 'til he lets out a sigh.
massphatness
10-07-2010, 12:00 PM
Cuz his team's color is orange

:D
Gophernut
10-07-2010, 12:45 PM
Cuz his team's color is orange

:D

(Dirty pool)

In Massholia he was bor(a)n(ge)
icehog3
10-11-2010, 09:47 AM
So by mid-season he does nothing but cry.
icehog3
10-11-2010, 09:48 AM
NEW:

Herfing with the boys down in Texas,
Doctorossi
10-11-2010, 09:53 AM
the cigars and barbecue nexus.
icehog3
10-11-2010, 10:54 AM
We had some ribs and some sticks,
Gophernut
10-12-2010, 10:23 AM
and got our b.s. ing fix,
icehog3
10-12-2010, 10:26 AM
and a ride in Jerry Jones' Lexus.
icehog3
10-12-2010, 10:26 AM
NEW:

Some people just don't ever get it,
Doctorossi
10-12-2010, 10:33 AM
It's a doggie, you dumbass- just pet it!
icehog3
10-12-2010, 10:36 AM
So now bark, little dog,
Doctorossi
10-12-2010, 10:38 AM
or feel the wrath of icehog
14holestogie
10-12-2010, 11:02 AM
When he asks let it be you should let it
14holestogie
10-12-2010, 11:03 AM
new one:

I sometimes can have an opinion
Doctorossi
10-12-2010, 11:11 AM
I'm not just a ditto-head minion!
icehog3
10-12-2010, 01:00 PM
So I'll sit back and smile,
Gophernut
10-12-2010, 01:26 PM
cause this could take a while,
icehog3
10-12-2010, 01:30 PM
It definitely helps to have thick skin(ion). :r
icehog3
10-12-2010, 01:32 PM
NEW:

Heading out of the Highway,
VTDragon
10-14-2010, 05:09 PM
Trying to find my way
Gophernut
10-14-2010, 05:19 PM
thinking of my life,
icehog3
10-14-2010, 05:24 PM
And my crazy ex-wife,
Mr B
10-14-2010, 05:25 PM
and how she loved the "bi-way" :xxx
Mr B
10-14-2010, 05:26 PM
New

There once was a Dude from Nor Cal.
icehog3
10-14-2010, 05:27 PM
Who went to a joint serving Lo-Cal,
Mr B
10-14-2010, 05:31 PM
skinny as a rail,
icehog3
10-14-2010, 05:34 PM
Registered 92 on the scale,
Mr B
10-14-2010, 05:38 PM
and got crushed underneath his gal.
Mr B
10-14-2010, 05:39 PM
New

One day while down at the pond
Gophernut
10-14-2010, 06:24 PM
after being released on bond,
icehog3
10-14-2010, 07:05 PM
He cast out a line,
massphatness
10-15-2010, 04:58 AM
hook caught on a vine
Posted via Mobile Device
Doctorossi
10-15-2010, 07:39 AM
and hoisted himself on a frond.
Doctorossi
10-15-2010, 07:41 AM
My dentist works in a back alley.
VTDragon
10-15-2010, 07:45 AM
His buxom assistant's name is Sally
icehog3
10-15-2010, 08:16 AM
He yanked on my molar,
Mr B
10-15-2010, 12:09 PM
Sally said move over
ylo2na
10-15-2010, 04:22 PM
what a shame to go down in a flame
ylo2na
10-15-2010, 04:23 PM
all cigars are equal but
Mr B
10-15-2010, 04:59 PM
sometimes I get in a rut
icehog3
10-15-2010, 05:19 PM
what a shame to go down in a flame

5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2 in a limerick, for future reference Chuck. ;)
icehog3
10-15-2010, 05:20 PM
all cigars are equal but

sometimes I get in a rut

So I smoke something new,
Mr B
10-15-2010, 05:26 PM
that made me say ya hoo
icehog3
10-16-2010, 12:37 AM
And I no longer itch in the butt.
icehog3
10-16-2010, 12:37 AM
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,
RevSmoke
10-16-2010, 05:59 AM
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,

As simply as tying your shoe,
Doctorossi
10-16-2010, 07:11 AM
you just string up some words,
RevSmoke
10-16-2010, 07:28 AM
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,

As simply as tying your shoe,

you just string up some words,

using nouns or some verbs.
icehog3
10-16-2010, 08:48 AM
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,

As simply as tying your shoe,

you just string up some words,

using nouns or some verbs.

And viola...your violets are blue!
icehog3
10-16-2010, 08:49 AM
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,
massphatness
10-16-2010, 08:53 AM
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,

He found him outside in the snow.
icehog3
10-16-2010, 09:00 AM
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,

He found him outside in the snow.

He was ranting and raving,
RevSmoke
10-16-2010, 09:09 AM
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,

He found him outside in the snow.

He was ranting and raving,

As his face he was shaving,
icehog3
10-16-2010, 09:27 AM
My neighbor has a talking crow,

He found him outside in the snow.

He was ranting and raving,

As his face he was shaving,

For a beard he refused to grow.
icehog3
10-16-2010, 09:28 AM
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,
massphatness
10-16-2010, 09:32 AM
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,

Ear drums throbbing, to say the least
icehog3
10-16-2010, 09:38 AM
Jamming out to Judas Priest,

Ear drums throbbing, to say the least

Halford was wailing,
massphatness
10-16-2010, 09:59 AM
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,

Ear drums throbbing, to say the least

Halford was wailing,

And Travis was flailing
icehog3
10-16-2010, 01:27 PM
Jamming out to Judas Priest,

Ear drums throbbing, to say the least

Halford was wailing,

And Travis was flailing

They surely unleashed the beast in the East!
icehog3
10-16-2010, 01:28 PM
NEW:

Vin said he had a bad morning,
Doctorossi
10-16-2010, 02:48 PM
as he lifted his shirt without warning.
Gophernut
10-16-2010, 02:49 PM
those around him should take fair warning,
icehog3
10-16-2010, 02:57 PM
NEW:

Vin said he had a bad morning,

as he lifted his shirt without warning.

Because his left tit,
Gophernut
10-16-2010, 03:08 PM
has a big nasty zit,
massphatness
10-16-2010, 04:46 PM
Careful. I'm a dick when I'm scorning.
Posted via Mobile Device
massphatness
10-16-2010, 04:52 PM
New one:

In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device
RevSmoke
10-16-2010, 09:18 PM
New one:

In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device

Other inmates are hes'tant to play,
icehog3
10-16-2010, 11:49 PM
In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device

Other inmates are hes'tant to play,

But Dokk, Greg and Hoots,
icehog3
10-17-2010, 10:31 PM
In his thread, Tom banters away.


Other inmates are hes'tant to play,

But Dokk, Greg and Hoots,

Are all in cahoots,
14holestogie
10-18-2010, 05:18 AM
Are all in cahoots,

For 10 or 12 spit-takes a day
14holestogie
10-18-2010, 05:20 AM
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown
VTDragon
10-18-2010, 08:38 AM
Recently arrived in our fair town
Gophernut
10-18-2010, 09:10 AM
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown

Recently arrived in our fair town

so make sure you hide the women,
icehog3
10-18-2010, 09:55 AM
Chuckles the perverted clown

Recently arrived in our fair town

so make sure you hide the women,

And don't let the kids go swimmin',
Gophernut
10-18-2010, 11:51 AM
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown

Recently arrived in our fair town

so make sure you hide the women,

And don't let the kids go swimmin',

Until Tom can take Chuckles down.
Gophernut
10-18-2010, 11:52 AM
New one:

My new dog was chewing on my shoe.
Doctorossi
10-18-2010, 12:05 PM
It was suede, and it used to be blue.
Mr B
10-18-2010, 12:17 PM
now the dog thinks it's his...
Mr B
10-18-2010, 12:36 PM
and it's smellin' like wizz
massphatness
10-18-2010, 01:55 PM
Could be worse - it might smell like poo.
Mr B
10-18-2010, 04:50 PM
Could be worse - it might smell like poo.



Start a new one Vin.
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 05:05 PM
Start a new one Vin.You've got one chance in ten. (lol)
Mr B
10-18-2010, 05:07 PM
Start a new one Vin.

You've got one chance in ten. (lol)

Just throw out a rhyme..
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 05:21 PM
Just throw out a rhyme..

Won't take you much time
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 05:23 PM
now don't make us tell you again!:su
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 05:24 PM
There once was a clown called massphatness....
icehog3
10-18-2010, 05:32 PM
There once was a clown called massphatness....

Who spent too much time on his mattress,
Mr B
10-18-2010, 05:39 PM
He like to sleep in
jonumberone
10-18-2010, 05:43 PM
While spooning with kin
Mr B
10-18-2010, 05:49 PM
and wore hats to cover his baldness
Mr B
10-18-2010, 05:51 PM
New one:

The herf was getting loud
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 05:53 PM
a very unruly crowd
Gophernut
10-18-2010, 06:05 PM
a very unruly crowd

Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device
icehog3
10-18-2010, 08:15 PM
The herf was getting loud

a very unruly crowd

Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device

With a large pickle jar,
RevSmoke
10-18-2010, 08:31 PM
New one:

The herf was getting loud

a very unruly crowd

Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device

With a large pickle jar,

and Gurkha for he who was plowed!
RevSmoke
10-18-2010, 08:32 PM
New one:

A robusto firmly clenched in his teeth,
Doctorossi
10-18-2010, 08:35 PM
Santa tossed me a wrapper-leaf wreath.
GolfNut
10-18-2010, 08:39 PM
he said with a smile
RevSmoke
10-18-2010, 08:53 PM
roll your own for a while
Doctorossi
10-18-2010, 08:59 PM
I have boxes I'm buried beneath!
Doctorossi
10-18-2010, 09:00 PM
The submarine captain responded
icehog3
10-19-2010, 12:20 AM
The submarine captain responded

"My entire crew has absconded",
RevSmoke
10-19-2010, 05:35 AM
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
icehog3
10-19-2010, 09:46 AM
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
massphatness
10-19-2010, 10:23 AM
The submarine captain responded

"My entire crew has absconded",

My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,

My Cuban rum they're pissing,

Good thing that my stash's fully bonded.
massphatness
10-19-2010, 10:24 AM
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web
rizzle
10-19-2010, 10:28 AM
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
Mr B
10-19-2010, 10:30 AM
the p*rn sites were weak
Doctorossi
10-19-2010, 10:34 AM
the banterers meek,
massphatness
10-19-2010, 11:52 AM
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web

It wasn't the flow, but the ebb

the p*rn sites were weak

the banterers meek,

He wants a buck naked celeb.
massphatness
10-19-2010, 11:53 AM
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
Doctorossi
10-19-2010, 12:35 PM
My next will be better, for sure. :r
Mr B
10-19-2010, 12:49 PM
My next will be better, for sure. :r



Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st
Mr B
10-19-2010, 12:51 PM
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

It was pure verbal-masturbate
Doctorossi
10-19-2010, 01:02 PM
Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st

Did you read the 1st?
Mr B
10-19-2010, 01:40 PM
I thought the 1st was

NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

and it was followed up with

My next will be better, for sure. :r


Did you read the 1st?

sorry if I missed something
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 01:51 PM
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

It was pure verbal-masturbate

It seems we got confused,
massphatness
10-19-2010, 02:04 PM
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

It was pure verbal-masturbate

It seems we got confused,

And I just ain't amused.
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 02:10 PM
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

It was pure verbal-masturbate

It seems we got confused,

And I just ain't amused.

It's not that hard to keep it straight!
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 02:11 PM
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,
icehog3
10-19-2010, 03:47 PM
From pnoon cutting the cheese,
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 04:10 PM
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,

From pnoon cutting the cheese,

it's not a pretty smell,
icehog3
10-19-2010, 04:13 PM
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,

From pnoon cutting the cheese,

it's not a pretty smell,

Makes my sinuses swell,
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 04:14 PM
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,

From pnoon cutting the cheese,

it's not a pretty smell,

Makes my sinuses swell,

and can bring a man to his knees.
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 04:15 PM
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,
icehog3
10-19-2010, 04:27 PM
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,

Now is the time I shall play,
Gophernut
10-19-2010, 04:59 PM
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,

Now is the time I shall play,

I'll meet some friends for some drinks,
mariogolbee
10-19-2010, 05:47 PM
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,

Now is the time I shall play,

I'll meet some friends for some drinks,

Met some cute girl but she stinks,
massphatness
10-19-2010, 08:00 PM
Hope she does anal. Hooray!
Posted via Mobile Device
massphatness
10-19-2010, 08:01 PM
New

I'm lit like a damn chtistms tree
Posted via Mobile Device
icehog3
10-19-2010, 08:34 PM
Over and over you'll have to pee,
massphatness
10-20-2010, 04:23 AM
In the AM, I'll be hungover
Mr B
10-20-2010, 08:51 AM
in the PM I'll do it all over
VTDragon
10-20-2010, 09:17 AM
So long as the booze is for free.
VTDragon
10-20-2010, 09:18 AM
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night
icehog3
10-20-2010, 09:28 AM
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night

I saw an unbelievable sight,
massphatness
10-20-2010, 10:02 AM
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night

I saw an unbelievable sight,

Pnoon in a thong :pn
GolfNut
10-20-2010, 10:04 AM
was smokin a bong
Mr B
10-20-2010, 10:52 AM
and his wet Bic just wouldnt light
Mr B
10-20-2010, 10:53 AM
New

While snipping a size 46 cap
massphatness
10-20-2010, 10:54 AM
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night

I saw an unbelievable sight,

Pnoon in a thong :pn

was smokin a bong

The dude was as high as a kite.
massphatness
10-20-2010, 10:55 AM
New

While snipping a size 46 cap

A stripper sat down on my lap.
14holestogie
10-20-2010, 11:05 AM
New

While snipping a size 46 cap

A stripper sat down on my lap.

Her scent was intrusive
Mr B
10-20-2010, 11:27 AM
her groin was condusive
jonumberone
10-20-2010, 12:01 PM
New

While snipping a size 46 cap

A stripper sat down on my lap.

Her scent was intrusive

her groin was condusive

To administering a case of the clap
jonumberone
10-20-2010, 12:02 PM
New:

A cigarette, I can smoke fast
Mr B
10-20-2010, 12:08 PM
but a stogie, I like to make last
icehog3
10-20-2010, 01:13 PM
A cigarette, I can smoke fast

but a stogie, I like to make last

I'll lovingly puff it,
Brutus2600
10-20-2010, 01:16 PM
And rarely do snuff it,
icehog3
10-20-2010, 01:25 PM
Though snorting them gives me a blast.
icehog3
10-20-2010, 01:25 PM
NEW:

Swimming with gators and sharks,
Mr B
10-20-2010, 01:27 PM
leaves my undies with skid-marks
icehog3
10-20-2010, 01:30 PM
I try swimming backstroke,
massphatness
10-20-2010, 01:52 PM
Until a dorsal fin, the water, it broke
SvilleKid
10-20-2010, 01:55 PM
Resulting in skidmarks so darks!
SvilleKid
10-20-2010, 01:57 PM
That last one is kinda questionable!

For a new one, how about:

There once was a Team of Eleven,
jonumberone
10-20-2010, 02:00 PM
There once was a Team of Eleven,

that did the work of fifty seven
SvilleKid
10-20-2010, 02:02 PM
that did the work of fifty seven

They run an Asylum for free,
Doctorossi
10-20-2010, 02:15 PM
with a care, brotherly.
mariogolbee
10-20-2010, 02:50 PM
For a BOTL this place is just like Heaven.
mariogolbee
10-20-2010, 02:51 PM
NEW

I once met Vin in a bar,
massphatness
10-20-2010, 03:11 PM
NEW

I once met Vin in a bar,

For that he travelled quite far
VTDragon
10-20-2010, 03:55 PM
Going under, I was heard to scream" FARK " !
icehog3
10-20-2010, 03:55 PM
and suddenly, everything went dark. :hn
icehog3
10-20-2010, 03:56 PM
I'm late, you're up Gary! :r
VTDragon
10-20-2010, 03:56 PM
New:

A beautiful sunset, I just saw
Mr B
10-20-2010, 04:06 PM
from the backseat, unhooking her bra
mariogolbee
10-20-2010, 04:09 PM
What happened?:confused:
massphatness
10-20-2010, 04:17 PM
:D
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Mr B
10-20-2010, 04:19 PM
New:

A beautiful sunset, I just saw

from the backseat, unhooking her bra

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icehog3
10-20-2010, 04:20 PM
I looked to my left,
Mr B
10-20-2010, 04:51 PM
to admire her heft
Mr B
10-20-2010, 05:28 PM
and they both slapped me in the jaw
Mr B
10-20-2010, 05:28 PM
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Wandering through the park one night