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Old 04-04-2009, 11:51 PM   #1
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purple rain. In a jar. In fact, Parmeaseana Boy--had he actually been able to touch this--was in fact the CA Poster Formerly Known as
Zemekone. In fact Gerry had always been known as Zemekone. At this point the real klugs stepped into the scene. He was certainly amused to find that Zemekone was stealing his identity using a robot suit. Dave's eyes didn't stay there for long.

"JESSICA ALBA?" He yelled. Dave knew exactly what was going on here. Zemekone was trying to use Dave's identity to get to Jessica. Everyone knows that she secretly has the hots for Dave and his habano collection.

Just as Dave was about to make his move on Jessica, Tecnorobo had a gts inspired twitch, slapped Tom and yelled...
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:41 AM   #2
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"OKLO uot hebinedh uyo"

Tom yelled back "what the hell is wrong with you, boy!" and slapped him back .. immediately curing Technorobo of his GTS.

"Look out behind you" newly cured Technorobo yelled.

Tom spun around quickly to see .....
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:36 AM   #3
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"OKLO uot hebinedh uyo"

Tom yelled back "what the hell is wrong with you, boy!" and slapped him back .. immediately curing Technorobo of his GTS.

"Look out behind you" newly cured Technorobo yelled.

Tom spun around quickly to see .....
Kwagga.

That's right, Kwagga decided to come back and honor everyone with his mad cigar reviewing skills and extensive knowledge of plagiarism ... uh, er, I mean ... knowledge of fine Habanos and the information that can be found on the internet.

Kwagga took a deep breath, gestured with his right hand, and...
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #4
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Kwagga.

That's right, Kwagga decided to come back and honor everyone with his mad cigar reviewing skills and extensive knowledge of plagiarism ... uh, er, I mean ... knowledge of fine Habanos and the information that can be found on the internet.

Kwagga took a deep breath, gestured with his right hand, and...
was promptly put in a blender by Tom and forced to drink himself. Although certainly a macabre scene, it seemed to stimulate Jessica, who reached for Klugs' .....
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:46 AM   #5
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was promptly put in a blender by Tom and forced to drink himself. Although certainly a macabre scene, it seemed to stimulate Jessica, who reached for Klugs' .....
... car keys. She wanted to go for a "fast ride" in his muscle machine. Only problem was ...
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