It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

markem · 04-04-2009, 06:00 PM

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

The Professor · 04-04-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

... a purple, glowing, pulsating, almost cartoonishly large ...

markem · 04-04-2009, 08:51 PM

eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere.

Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ...

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere.

Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ...

..."I am the Eggman...I am the Eggman...I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Kachoo"!

This for some strange reason enraged puppet powered Gerry/Klugs/Nielsen, who proceeded to....

markem · 04-04-2009, 09:56 PM

breakdance

that's right, breakdance. Everyone started shouting "bust a move, bust a move". Good thing he was wearing his MC Hammer parachute pants, because otherwise, when he did that one really wild move, he might have ...

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

breakdance

that's right, breakdance. Everyone started shouting "bust a move, bust a move". Good thing he was wearing his MC Hammer parachute pants, because otherwise, when he did that one really wild move, he might have ...

exposed his eggplant. That right, he was Kaptain Eggplant's sidekick, Parmeseana Boy. His name really had two meanings, as besides his purple eggplant appendage, he also had....

04-04-2009, 06:00 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 08:51 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere. Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 09:56 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story breakdance that's right, breakdance. Everyone started shouting "bust a move, bust a move". Good thing he was wearing his MC Hammer parachute pants, because otherwise, when he did that one really wild move, he might have ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx