Limerick Thread!

[icehog3]

New:

I think I might go see a movie.

The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

[Gophernut]

New:

I think I might go see a movie.

The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

I best hit concessions cause I have the munchies,

[Mr B]

New:

I think I might go see a movie.

The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

I best hit concessions cause I have the munchies,


those theater seats always give my undies, the scrunchies

[gorob23]

those theater seats always give my undies, the scrunchies

but that's really ok if you know how to enjoy and make the most of the bunchies :tu

[Mr B]

New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

[VTDragon]

New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.
Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

[Gophernut]

New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

The weather guy says it will,

[Mr B]

New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

The weather guy says it will,


but he's always been a Pil

[Gophernut]

New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

The weather guy says it will,

but he's always been a Pil

So from my plans I wont deviate.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

It's time for me to hit the slopes,

[htown]

Aspen or Vail are my hopes,

[mikethegoalie32]

Anywhere with snow is fine by me,

[Gophernut]

Hit the jumps and I feel free,

[VTDragon]

NEW:

It's time for me to hit the slopes,

Aspen or Vail are my hopes,

Anywhere with snow is fine by me,

Hit the jumps and I feel free,
So long as by a snow-bunny I get gropped

[VTDragon]

new:

Hunting season is almost done

[mikethegoalie32]

For killing animals is so much fun

[Chainsaw13]

Hunting season is almost done

For killing animals is so much fun

Eating them is even better

[icehog3]

new:

Hunting season is almost done

For killing animals is so much fun

Eating them is even better

Unless you're Eddie Vedder,

[Mr B]

new:

Hunting season is almost done

For killing animals is so much fun

Eating them is even better

Unless you're Eddie Vedder,


who likes his veggie burger on a bun

[Mr B]

New:

The Devils site, i must resist

[Gophernut]

New:

The Devils site, i must resist


But still the bargains there persist,

[TheTraveler]

The Devils site, i must resist

But still the bargains there persist,

Hide the bill from the wife

[icehog3]

New:

The Devils site, i must resist

But still the bargains there persist,

Hide the bill from the wife

And hide the butcher knife,

[TheTraveler]

The Devils site, i must resist

But still the bargains there persist,

Hide the bill from the wife

And hide the butcher knife,

Or your story on "Snapped" will exist.

[TheTraveler]

NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Who often bathed in Patchouli,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Who often bathed in Patchouli,

I had to look up that word,

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Who often bathed in Patchouli,

I had to look up that word,

It's worn by hippies, I've heard,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Who often bathed in Patchouli,

I had to look up that word,

It's worn by hippies, I've heard,

Now he just sits there real coolly.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

[Doctorossi]

where sausages rest on the shelf.

[mikethegoalie32]

where sausages rest on the shelf.

waiting for the weekend to start,

[icehog3]

NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

where sausages rest on the shelf.

waiting for the weekend to start,

Trying hard not to shart,

[Mr B]

NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

where sausages rest on the shelf.

waiting for the weekend to start,

Trying hard not to shart,

wow, I just saw a Christmas Elf

[Mr B]

New:


Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

[icehog3]

New:


Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

Filled with syringes and cat hair,

[mikethegoalie32]

Filled with syringes and cat hair,

Better hurry and light one up,

[landhoney]

New:

Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

Filled with syringes and cat hair,

Better hurry and light one up,

Then go fill up 'yer cup

[Doctorossi]

Cohibos, for those with a pair!

[Doctorossi]

New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

[mikethegoalie32]

New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

[landhoney]

New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

They make look smooth and nice

[Mr B]

New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

They make look smooth and nice


but taste of Pickling Spice

[icehog3]

New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

They make look smooth and nice

but taste of Pickling Spice

and might give you a case of the Clap!

[icehog3]

NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

[Mr B]

even when your mouth's filled with sores

[icehog3]

NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

even when your mouth's filled with sores

Add in chronic halitosis,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

even when your mouth's filled with sores

Add in chronic halitosis,

Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

[icehog3]

NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

even when your mouth's filled with sores

Add in chronic halitosis,

Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

Unless of course you consort with whores.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,

[gorob23]

NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D

[icehog3]

NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D

It didn't star Charlie,

[gorob23]

It didn't star Charlie,

but he rode his Harley and never liked to play in the snow :r



;s Rob

[icehog3]

NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D

It didn't star Charlie,

but he rode his Harley,
;s Rob

edited to fit the format, Rob! :r ;s

And was awfully proud of his johnson. :D

[icehog3]

NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

[mikethegoalie32]

NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

My wife he once asked to borrow,

[landhoney]

NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

My wife he once asked to borrow,

I told Zorro, Go ahead

[mikethegoalie32]

I told Zorro, Go ahead

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

[gorob23]

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

:sl

[14holestogie]

NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

My wife he once asked to borrow,

I told Zorro, Go ahead

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

My brother's a dick and my wife is a whorro.

[14holestogie]

New:

A new work week has just begun

[icehog3]

New:

A new work week has just begun

Makes me think about buying a gun,

[Mr B]

New:

A new work week has just begun

Makes me think about buying a gun,


Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

[VTDragon]

New:

A new work week has just begun

Makes me think about buying a gun,

Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.
Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

[icehog3]

New:

A new work week has just begun

Makes me think about buying a gun,

Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

All I wanted was some innocent fun!

[icehog3]

NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

[markem]

NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

[Mr B]

NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury


She said "dont worry he used a condom"

[Gophernut]

NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

And with these words of wisdom,

[landhoney]

NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

And with these words of wisdom,

I filled her 'right full of glee!

[landhoney]

New:

I golf slighlty below par

[VTDragon]

New:

I golf slightly below par
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

[Mr B]

New:

I golf slighlty below par

My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far



My swing is like Happy Gilmore

[mikethegoalie32]

New:

I golf slighlty below par

My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

My swing is like Happy Gilmore

It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

[Gophernut]

New:

I golf slighlty below par

My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

My swing is like Happy Gilmore

It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

Usually when they do, I am in the bar.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

[landhoney]

NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

My money all goes up in smoke

[Mr B]

NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

My money all goes up in smoke

a robusto here, a toro there.

[mikethegoalie32]

or my wife's goddamn hair,

[landhoney]

NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

My money all goes up in smoke

a robusto here, a toro there.

or my wife's goddamn hair,

But at least they all supply me a toke!

[landhoney]

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace






*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

[mikethegoalie32]

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

[Doctorossi]

You can run to avoid her,

[mikethegoalie32]

and everyone will concur,

[VTDragon]

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

You can run to avoid her,
And her cheeks all covered with fur

[landhoney]

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

You can run to avoid her,

But she's hardly a sucker

[landhoney]

and everyone will concur,

And her cheeks all covered with fur

But she's hardly a sucker

Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!:r

[Mr B]

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

[icehog3]

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

[landhoney]

We're one day away from Hump-Day

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

She's got curves in all the right places

[Doctorossi]

and it's cheaper than betting the races.

[icehog3]

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

She's got curves in all the right places

and it's cheaper than betting the races.

Now I just have to go and dump Fay!

[icehog3]

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

[Mr B]

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

[icehog3]

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

Eating crap and picking up sh!t,

[mikethegoalie32]

sometimes I just want to throw a fit

[Mr B]

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

Eating crap and picking up sh!t,

sometimes I just want to throw a fit

cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles

[Mr B]

New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

[Doctorossi]

It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

[mikethegoalie32]

Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

[Gophernut]

New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

[landhoney]

New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

You're lucky it wasn't snatched by a Government hick!

[landhoney]

New:

Some say political limericks abound

[Doctorossi]

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

[Gophernut]

It takes all of my patience,

[VTDragon]

New:

Some say political limericks abound

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

It takes all of my patience,
Trying to give some guidence

[Gophernut]

New:

Some say political limericks abound

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

It takes all of my patience,

Trying to give some guidence

Now only a locked thread is found.

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

[Sled Dog]

NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

[mikethegoalie32]

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

followed by something for the kitchen,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

followed by something for the kitchen,

But I doubt she'll stop *****in,

[Doctorossi]

'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping.

[Doctorossi]

New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

[landhoney]

New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

And fish that like to give wedgies

[BloodSpite]

And fish that like to give wedgies

But there is no substitute

[Mr B]

New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

And fish that like to give wedgies

But there is no substitute


for catching a boot

[markem]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1085455#post1085455)
New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1085480#post1085480)
And fish that like to give wedgies

Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1085686#post1085686)
But there is no substitute

for catching a boot

From a scow that likes to go Toot! Toot!


New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party

[BloodSpite]

New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party

It got so bad the police called for arty

[icehog3]

MC went Toot Toot,

[Gophernut]

Quote:

New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party

It got so bad the police called for arty

MC went Toot Toot,

He gave all his guests the boot,

[mikethegoalie32]

He gave all his guests the boot,

Arty's next party invitation wasn't so tardy.

[mikethegoalie32]

New:
My wife came home with bad news,

[Mr B]

New:
My wife came home with bad news,



she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

[mikethegoalie32]

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

[icehog3]

New:
My wife came home with bad news,

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",

[VTDragon]

New:
My wife came home with bad news,

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",
Now I've got a real case of Holiday Blues

[VTDragon]

New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

[icehog3]

New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

[VTDragon]

New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,
Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

[icehog3]

New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

See which dress Cutler wears,

[VTDragon]

New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

See which dress Cutler wears,
Maybe he'll look like a Christmas Rockette

[VTDragon]

New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

[Mr B]

New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

and the public smoking laws we must abide

[Gophernut]

New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

and the public smoking laws we must abide

I ask my wife about a garage heater,

[icehog3]

New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

and the public smoking laws we must abide

I ask my wife about a garage heater,

And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

[markem]

Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086477#post1086477)
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086487#post1086487)
and the public smoking laws we must abide

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086527#post1086527)
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?


New:

Of all the things that are grand in life

[icehog3]

Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086477#post1086477)
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086487#post1086487)
and the public smoking laws we must abide

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1086527#post1086527)
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?




Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :r

New:

Of all the things that are grand in life

One of them is not my ex-wife,

[14holestogie]

Of all the things that are grand in life


One of them is not my ex-wife,


While we dated, we scootered

[icehog3]

New:

Of all the things that are grand in life

One of them is not my ex-wife,

While we dated, we scootered

But I soon was de-cootered,

[Mr B]

New:

Of all the things that are grand in life

Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :r



One of them is not my ex-wife,

While we dated, we scootered

But I soon was de-cootered,

I just hope they used a sterilized knife!!

[Mr B]

New:

While driving to the local B&M

[icehog3]

New:

While driving to the local B&M

I heard the new song by Eminem,

[Mr B]

New:

While driving to the local B&M

I heard the new song by Eminem,


He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice

[icehog3]

New:

While driving to the local B&M

I heard the new song by Eminem,

He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice

He's got hits like casinos got dice,

[14holestogie]

While driving to the local B&M

I heard the new song by Eminem,

He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice

He's got hits like casinos got dice,

I rapped along to break up phlegm

[14holestogie]

New:

My wish for all this Christmas season

[BloodSpite]

New:

My wish for all this Christmas season

Is for someone to just give me a reason

[mikethegoalie32]

Is for someone to just give me a reason

to go out and spend all my money,

[landhoney]

New:

My wish for all this Christmas season

Is for someone to just give me a reason

to go out and spend all my money,

On some fine little holiday honey

[icehog3]

New:

My wish for all this Christmas season

Is for someone to just give me a reason

to go out and spend all my money,

On some fine little holiday honey

And not spend the holidays weezin'.

[icehog3]

NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

[Mr B]

NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,


pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please

[icehog3]

NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please

I like a little sting,

[Mr B]

NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please

I like a little sting,

on my Janet Jackson Bling

[VTDragon]

NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please

I like a little sting,

on my Janet Jackson Bling
Just don't let my tender parts freeze

[VTDragon]

new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

[landhoney]

Saw a man running naked in the snow

I asked where he was intending to go

[markem]

new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

I asked where he was intending to go

and would he be writing in the snow

[landhoney]

and would he be writing in the snow

The limerick is:

A
A
B
B
A

[icehog3]

new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

I asked where he was intending to go

He said, "I'm going to France",

The limerick is:

A
A
B
B
A

Mark is on a learning curve with the whole limerick deal. ;) :r

[landhoney]

new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

I asked where he was intending to go

He said, "I'm going to France",


And then did a silly little dance

[Mr B]

new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

I asked where he was intending to go

He said, "I'm going to France"

And then did a silly little dance

and said "my balls are cold dont ya know"

[Mr B]

New:

I was attempting to cross the border.

[14holestogie]

I was attempting to cross the border.

When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder

[icehog3]

New:

I was attempting to cross the border.

When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder

He had Montes galore,

[Mr B]

New:

I was attempting to cross the border.

When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder

He had Montes galore,


from the "Swiss Chocolate Store"

[Gophernut]

New:

I was attempting to cross the border.

When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder

He had Montes galore,

from the "Swiss Chocolate Store"

With the exchange rate they were only a quarter!

[Gophernut]

New:

My Dr says I should cut back,

[Mr B]

New:

My Dr says I should cut back,

I told him he doesn't know Jack!

[icehog3]

New:

My Dr says I should cut back,

I told him he doesn't know Jack!

I'll smoke all I want,

[BloodSpite]

I'll smoke all I want,

My stogies I'll flaunt

[Doctorossi]

but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!"

[Doctorossi]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

[Mr B]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,


Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

[icehog3]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

The crowds are immesnse,

[Gophernut]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

The crowds are immesnse,

Sometimes it get intense,

[icehog3]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

The crowds are immesnse,

Sometimes it get intense,

In my head, blood vessels are popping.

[icehog3]

NEW:

My dog says it's too cold to go poop,

[VTDragon]

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

The crowds are immesnse,

Sometimes it get intense,
But of the Christmas Season there is no topping

[VTDragon]

New:

The thermometer is in single digits

[icehog3]

New:

The thermometer is in single digits

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

[VTDragon]

New:

The thermometer is in single digits

Even the snowman, he fidgets,
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

[Doctorossi]

like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

[Mr B]

New:

The thermometer is in single digits

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

cuz fire melts them down to midgets

[Mr B]

New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

[mikethegoalie32]

New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

[Doctorossi]

He barks, "My butt itches."

[BloodSpite]

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

[14holestogie]

New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

He barks, "My butt itches."

Then runs off to sniff bit*hes

[mikethegoalie32]

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.

[mikethegoalie32]

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

[icehog3]

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

[Mr B]

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

another weekend of football and hockey

[icehog3]

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

another weekend of football and hockey

Accompanied by cigars, beer and sake,

[Doctorossi]

so blackness can wash it away.

[Doctorossi]

New:

I need a nice double corona.

[landhoney]

New:

I need a nice double corona.

And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

[Doctorossi]

Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

What's off-color about a marching band?

[landhoney]

What's off-color about a marching band?

:r

Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy. ;)

[BloodSpite]

And somewhere to stick my bona'



If Army beats Navy

[icehog3]

New:

I need a nice double corona.

And somewhere to stick my bona'





If Army beats Navy

I'll douse myself in gravy,

[Mr B]

New:

I need a nice double corona.

And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

If Army beats Navy

I'll douse myself in gravy,

and roll a big one and go get stona'

[icehog3]

NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

[Mr B]

NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,


It happens from time to time.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

It happens from time to time.

So all is forgiven,

[landhoney]

NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

It happens from time to time.

So all is forgiven,

But I may be driven

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

It happens from time to time.

So all is forgiven,

But I may be driven

To force him to watch Icehog mime.

[Gophernut]

The Metrodome needs a new roof,

[icehog3]

The Metrodome needs a new roof,

The old one was built by a goof,

[Mr B]

The Metrodome needs a new roof,

The old one was built by a goof,


Detriot said "come on down"

[Doctorossi]

"Naught but pussies... er... lions in this town."

[Mr B]

The Metrodome needs a new roof,

The old one was built by a goof,

Detriot said "come on down"

"Naught but pussies... er... lions in this town."


Them and Carolina remain aloof

[Mr B]

New:

I still need to get a tree

[Doctorossi]

before the "holiday spirit" kills me.

[landhoney]

New:

I still need to get a tree

before the "holiday spirit" kills me.

I've looked high and low

[Gophernut]

New:

I still need to get a tree

before the "holiday spirit" kills me.

I've looked high and low

I've treked through the snow,

[Mr B]

New:

I still need to get a tree

before the "holiday spirit" kills me.

I've looked high and low

I've treked through the snow,


but I cant afford all this Holiday glee

[Mr B]

New:

The gift of giving is where its at.

[Chainsaw13]

Here, take my neighbors cat.

[Mr B]

New:

The gift of giving is where its at.

Here, take my neighbors cat.

a lump of coal for you, and 3 for me.

[mikethegoalie32]

on your sofa that cat will pee

[icehog3]

New:

The gift of giving is where its at.

Here, take my neighbors cat.

a lump of coal for you, and 3 for me.

on your sofa that cat will pee

But at least you didn't gift me a Tat!

[icehog3]

NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,

[icehog3]

NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,

Or gift you a Cremosa,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,

Or gift you a Cremosa,

Or like the pirate Barbossa,

[landhoney]

NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,

Or gift you a Cremosa,

Or like the pirate Barbossa,

Rob you and then have a snack

[landhoney]

New:

Its cold for this Florida boy

[VTDragon]

New:

Its cold for this Florida boy
Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy

[Mr B]

New:

Its cold for this Florida boy

Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy



my sunblock is packed away

[Gophernut]

New:

Its cold for this Florida boy

Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy

my sunblock is packed away

I won't be swimming in the bay,

[icehog3]

New:

Its cold for this Florida boy

Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy

my sunblock is packed away

I won't be swimming in the bay,

"Global Warming" is nothing but a ploy.

[icehog3]

NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

[Mr B]

NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

Girls will be dancing on the pole

[VTDragon]

NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

Girls will be dancing on the pole
New England will be rooting for their Pats

[icehog3]

NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

Girls will be dancing on the pole

New England will be rooting for their Pats

Bears will be on the golf course, smoking Tats,

[Gophernut]

NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

Girls will be dancing on the pole

New England will be rooting for their Pats

Bears will be on the golf course, smoking Tats,

For the Lombardi trophy some will sell their soul.

[Gophernut]

New:

No work, I want to play,

[VTDragon]

New:

No work, I want to play,
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh

[Doctorossi]

With a golden Nintendo,

[Mr B]

New:

No work, I want to play,

I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh

With a golden Nintendo,


and a nifty garden hoe

[mikethegoalie32]

I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.

[mikethegoalie32]

Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

[Gophernut]

Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Work seems like being in a mental ward,

[VTDragon]

Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Work seems like being in a mental ward,
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up

[icehog3]

Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Work seems like being in a mental ward,

With all the smoke police, I can't even light up

Need a little nip in my coffee cup,

[Gophernut]

Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Work seems like being in a mental ward,

With all the smoke police, I can't even light up

Need a little nip in my coffee cup,

Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!

[Gophernut]

New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

[icehog3]

New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

She threatened me with a knife,

[Mr B]

All I asked for was a threesome