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Old 05-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #24
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Default Re: post your favorite pick up lines

Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

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