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Old 05-10-2010, 09:44 PM   #1
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Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.

Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.
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Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.

Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.
She's a Lutheran elementary school teacher, 5th grade, and she's got a tough group this year.

We'll celebrate 25 wonderful years together this June.

By the way, it is a cute snoring sound she makes.
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