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Old 05-07-2010, 10:58 AM   #1
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You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:40 AM   #2
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Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven?
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:49 AM   #3
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If she's a woman of her word you can't miss with this.
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #4
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:27 PM   #5
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
Spoken like a true married man with a toddler.

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Old 05-10-2010, 01:51 PM   #6
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Amazing anyone on here ever had a date!
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