Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[AdamJoshua]

The Shining

A boy's best friend is his mother.

[heyferg]

Psycho

Absolute love that movie!

Quote:
Him: "I'm going to buy a diamond so big it's going to make you puke!"

Her: "I don't wanna puke!"

[icehog3]

The Jerk. :lr

"Whatever you're reaching for, it better be a sandwich, 'cause you're gonna have to eat it"

[AdamJoshua]

Somewhere in Time, starring Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour? :D

[icehog3]

Somewhere in Time, starring Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour? :D

No, but it definitely seems like something Jane might say.

From the same movie:

"What are you gonna do, son, eyeball me to death?"

[icehog3]

Somewhere in Time, starring Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour? :D

No, but it definitely seems like something Jane might say.

From the same movie:

"What are you gonna do, son, eyeball me to death?"

[icehog3]

Too obscure....Lou Gossett is a bad ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2C8n23k_K0

OK, how about "Luke, I am your father". For the record, I am not sure which of the 3 movies this is from, never seen any of them. :lr

[heyferg]

Too obscure....Lou Gossett is a bad ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2C8n23k_K0

I was not familiar with THE LAUGHING POLICEMAN. I'll have to check that out.

What is this 3 movie thing with "Luke" that you refer to? More obscurity??

:D

[icehog3]

I've got it on DVD if you wanna borrow it, Larry, great old classic in the "Dirty Harry" genre, very cool.

[AdamJoshua]

Too obscure....Lou Gossett is a bad ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2C8n23k_K0

OK, how about . For the record, I am not sure which of the 3 movies this is from, never seen any of them. :lr

Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

Both hands on the wheel Mr. Jones, I'm a nervous passenger.


Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them.

[AdamJoshua]

Dr. No

New quote

Nobody puts baby in the corner

[icehog3]

Dirty Dancing. You're so sensitive, Adam. :)

"You might run like Mays, but you hit like $hit."

[Porch Dweller]

Dirty Dancing. You're so sensitive, Adam. :)

"You might run like Mays, but you hit like $hit."

Major League

"You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!"

[AdamJoshua]

The Avengers


New Quote

Puny God

[AdamJoshua]

Put the bunny in the box.

[Porch Dweller]

Con Air

"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

[jonumberone]

Raising Arizona

"The appearance of law must be upheld, especially while it's being broken."

[Porch Dweller]

Gangs of New York

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?!? I think you overestimate their chances."

[AdamJoshua]

A New Hope


"If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting sh!t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking mother****er… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request."

[Porch Dweller]

A New Hope


"If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting sh!t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking mother****er… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request."

Deadpool


"If the oxygenator breaks down, I'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks down, I'll die of thirst. If the hab breaches, I'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen, I'll eventually run out of food and starve to death. So, yeah...Yeah..."

[Porch Dweller]

Almost six months? Time to revive this.

"One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."

[4WheelVFR]

Almost six months? Time to revive this.

"One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."

Goodfellas!

"I bet she gives great helmet"

[pnoon]

Goodfellas!

"I bet she gives great helmet"

Easy peasy. Spaceballs.

"I'm not anxious to kill her, I'm not anxious to kill anyone. You see, I'm not a born soldier. I was trapped. You may find me facetious from time to time, but if I didn't make some rather bad jokes I'd go out of my mind. No, I prefer to leave the killing to someone like you, an officer and a gentleman, a leader of men."

[mhailey]

"I'm not anxious to kill her, I'm not anxious to kill anyone. You see, I'm not a born soldier. I was trapped. You may find me facetious from time to time, but if I didn't make some rather bad jokes I'd go out of my mind. No, I prefer to leave the killing to someone like you, an officer and a gentleman, a leader of men."

One of my dad's and my favorite movies The Guns of Navarone

"If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what does that matter to him? He is rich. But, if I give him a Cohiba cigar straight from Havana, Cuba. Hey, that is style, Dube"

[pnoon]

One of my dad's and my favorite movies The Guns of Navarone

Me, too. Reposted your quote for you.


"If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what does that matter to him? He is rich. But, if I give him a Cohiba cigar straight from Havana, Cuba. Hey, that is style, Dube"

[Senior Bob]

Hey - Why do you wet your front sights - It cuts down on the haze - i always do this when i am going to do some serious shooting"

[Porch Dweller]

You have to identify the movie in the previous quote before you post one.

It was Hotel Rwanda.

New quote:
"We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw 'Old Yeller?' Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?"

[dijit]

You have to identify the movie in the previous quote before you post one.

It was Hotel Rwanda.

New quote:
"We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw 'Old Yeller?' Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?"

"Stripes"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

[markem]

"Stripes"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

I was just thinking about the Slim Pickins scene riding the bomb to glory.

"One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!"

[SvilleKid]

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

I was just thinking about the Slim Pickins scene riding the bomb to glory.

"One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!"

I believe this was from Mystery Men (from the Spleen).... My wife think's it one of the stupidest movies out there (no accounting for taste, I guess!)

How about:
" None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!"

[Porch Dweller]

I believe this was from Mystery Men (from the Spleen).... My wife think's it one of the stupidest movies out there (no accounting for taste, I guess!)

How about:
" None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!"

Watchmen

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

[ksknnr]

The Godfather,


I colored the duck blue, because I've never seen a blue duck.

[ArgusP2]

Billy Madison, "That's quacktastic!"

"The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I. I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?"

[Porch Dweller]

Billy Madison, "That's quacktastic!"

"The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I. I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?"

Shawshank Redemption


"I know kung fu."

[357]

"I know kung fu."
The Matrix.



"That's a big Twinkie"

[Senior Bob]

Ghost Busters

"I always wet my sights when Im fixin to do some shootin"

[Senior Bob]

Here is a hint - Gary Cooper said it in uniform

[Porch Dweller]

Sergeant York

"I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

[icehog3]

"I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

The Godfather

"You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle 'Dixie' "?

[markem]

"You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle 'Dixie' "?

The Outlaw Josie Whales

“Have fun storming the castle!”

[icehog3]

“Have fun storming the castle!”

The Princess Bride

"Come play with us, Danny. Forever, and ever, and ever".

[Porch Dweller]

The Princess Bride

"Come play with us, Danny. Forever, and ever, and ever".

The Shining


"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

[markem]

"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

Apocalypse Now

You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper!

And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines!

[dijit]

Apocalypse Now

You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper!

And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines!

Galaxy quest

Gung ho Iguana tells me relax

[Senior Bob]

Gung ho Iguana tells me relax -The Last Starfighter

" Negative - I will not close my curtain - There is to much commercial traffic out there"

[Senior Bob]

ANSWER: "By Dawns Early Light" - Nuclear bomb drop sequence in a B-52 cockpit

[Porch Dweller]

You stumped the group so start us off with another one.

[icehog3]

You stumped the group so start us off with another one.

Or you can, James, in case Bob isn't back for a couple days.

[Senior Bob]

"let me have a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper - I am in a God Damn hurry "

[markem]

"let me have a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper - I am in a God Damn hurry "

lol! Smokey and the Bandit

"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

[Porch Dweller]

lol! Smokey and the Bandit

"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

Buckaroo Banzai

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[Senior Bob]

" The Good The Bad and the Ugly"


"Come out to the Coast Well have a few laughs !

[Porch Dweller]

The best Christmas movie ever, Die Hard.


"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night...mostly."

[Senior Bob]

[QUOTE]"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night...mostly."

ALIENS

"After that..my guess is that you will never hear from him again"

[Senior Bob]

Answer - The Usual Suspects" - 1995 - Ref: Kaiser Soze options

[Senior Bob]

"What are you looking at - some asshole in a bathrobe emptying his chemical toilet into our sewer - Shitters Full !

[pnoon]

"What are you looking at - some asshole in a bathrobe emptying his chemical toilet into our sewer - Shitters Full !

Christmas Vacation

“I know who you are and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!”

[Senior Bob]

“I know who you are and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!”

"Guardians of the galaxy"

"There were 8 men with guns in the room - how did you know which one to shoot first ?

[icehog3]

Unforgiven.-(P

"California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't ... don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!"

[Porch Dweller]

Unforgiven.-(P

"California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't ... don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!"


Se7en


"But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

[icehog3]

"But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

Pulp Fiction. :tu

"How am I doing, Joseph? Thanks. No, I didn't have a drink!"

[Senior Bob]

[QUOTE=icehog3;2139384]Pulp Fiction. :tu

"How am I doing, Joseph? Thanks. No, I didn't have a drink!"[/QUOT

"It's a Wonderful Life" - A true Classic

" I want to speak to the idiot who put this on the air - Sorry he is tied up right now - But he did say you were a flatulating butthead !

[Senior Bob]

"Scrooged" - 1988 = studio scene with Bobcat Goldwaite

" I want to speak to the idiot who put this on the air - Sorry he is tied up right now - But he did say you were a flatulating butthead !

[Senior Bob]

" I Have planned our whole day - I thought we could make gingerbread houses and maybe hold hands"

[markem]

" I Have planned our whole day - I thought we could make gingerbread houses and maybe hold hands"

Lol! Elf!

"But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington."

[AdamJoshua]

Lol! Elf!

"But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington."

Miracle on 34th Street. Another classic they didn't have to "remake".


"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fvcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse"

[icehog3]

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fvcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"No f*cking sh!t, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

[Senior Bob]

Originally posted by IceHog3

"No f*cking sh!t, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!" --- Die Hard

"Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should have taken two in the chest"

[Porch Dweller]

Wonder Boys

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a *****?"

[Senior Bob]

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a *****?"

Glen Gary Glen Ross - Alec Baldwin and Jack Lemon - very charged scene

"You get up two and a half million dollars and any asshole in the world knows what to do "

[markem]

"You get up two and a half million dollars and any asshole in the world knows what to do "

Pretty sure that it is The Gambler

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

[Senior Bob]

correct - now you post a new one

[markem]

correct - now you post a new one

Already did, Bob.

[Porch Dweller]

Pretty sure that it is The Gambler

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

Se7en

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

[icehog3]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

The Outlaw Josey Wales -(P

"You see, Mr. Scott? In the water, I'm a very skinny lady."

[Senior Bob]

Poseidon Adventure - Shelley Winters

"Doesn't any one here have a cigarette ? - a real cigarette !

[Senior Bob]

Answer - James Earl Jones on the T"Looking Glass Plane" in "By Dawns Early Light"

[Senior Bob]

"Sir the bomb is in play - what? - The bomb is in play ! Where ? - Baltimore - I cant hear you call me back - BALTIMORE! (pause) John - "Red Green Lets Go"

[icehog3]

"Sir the bomb is in play - what? - The bomb is in play ! Where ? - Baltimore - I cant hear you call me back - BALTIMORE! (pause) John - "Red Green Lets Go"

The Sum of All Fears.

"It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not."

[markem]

"Sir the bomb is in play - what? - The bomb is in play ! Where ? - Baltimore - I cant hear you call me back - BALTIMORE! (pause) John - "Red Green Lets Go"

The sum of all fears


" I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation."

[icehog3]

The Sum of All Fears.

"It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not."

The sum of all fears


" I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation."

3 minutes and you gonna dis me like dat? :r

"It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not."

[Porch Dweller]

The Sum of All Fears.

"It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not."

The Godfather Pt. 2

"This is Bob. Bob had b-tch tits."

[icehog3]

The Godfather Pt. 2

"This is Bob. Bob had b-tch tits."

Fight Club.

"All right meow where were we?"

[markem]

"All right meow where were we?"

Super Troopers

"I want to be a cleaner, just like you"

[Porch Dweller]

Super Troopers

"I want to be a cleaner, just like you"


Leon: The Professional

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC!"

[icehog3]

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC!"

Full Metal Jacket.

"Well I got the sh!t kicked out of me in Wisconsin once."

[markem]

"Well I got the sh!t kicked out of me in Wisconsin once."

Stripes.

“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”

[icehog3]

“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”

The wonderful Frances McDormand in Fargo. :D

"Is you is or is you ain't my constituency? Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?"

[markem]

"Is you is or is you ain't my constituency? Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?"

Oh Brother Where Art Thou -- I almost posted a quote from there!

"I used to say "sex, drugs, and rock and roll." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll."

[icehog3]

"I used to say "sex, drugs, and rock and roll." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll."

This is Spinal Tap :D

"Hey, I didn't know your name was Alex, man".

[markem]

"Hey, I didn't know your name was Alex, man".

I know that it is Cheech and Chong, but have to guess ... Up In Smoke

Hey driver, drive these!
Oh God, please be 18.

[AdamJoshua]

Talladega Nights


I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum..

and rumor has it he even ad libbed the line

[Porch Dweller]

Talladega Nights




and rumor has it he even ad libbed the line

They Live


"What... are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f---ing pancakes, c'mon."

[icehog3]

"What... are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f---ing pancakes, c'mon."

Fargo. Great movie!

"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

[markem]

Se7en

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."

[icehog3]

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."

I do too. :D

Ocean's Eleven.

"He's always been a jag-off."

[AdamJoshua]

Vacation (?)

Vacation has those quotes that are so simple yet stand out like "Good talk dad"

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh!t just like you.

[icehog3]

Vacation (?)

Vacation has those quotes that are so simple yet stand out like "Good talk dad"

Correct!

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh!t just like you.

Animal House. :D

"He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should f*ck him or fight him."

[AdamJoshua]

Correct!

.

Animal House. :D

"He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should f*ck him or fight him."

Hmm go again?

[icehog3]

"He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should f*ck him or fight him."

Hmm go again?

From the same film:

"Hey, Ray, I never went down, man. You never got me down, Ray."

[markem]

From the same film:

"Hey, Ray, I never went down, man. You never got me down, Ray."

Ah, I thought that the first one was Raging Bull, but when I went to verify it I would not find it.

This one, tho, is definitely Raging Bull.

"The posh, posh travelling life, the travelling life for me."

[markem]

"The posh, posh travelling life, the travelling life for me."

Okay, that one was too hard. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

New one:

"They call it a Royale with Cheese."

[icehog3]

Okay, that one was too hard. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

New one:

"They call it a Royale with Cheese."

Metric system. Pulp Fiction. Look at the big brain on Mr. Mark. :D

" Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already. "

[markem]

" Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already. "

Poltergiest.

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

[icehog3]

Poltergiest.

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Unforgiven. -(P

"This is unbelievable. Who put the f*ckin' cameras in this place?"

"Who the **** are you?"

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

[Porch Dweller]

Unforgiven. -(P

"This is unbelievable. Who put the f*ckin' cameras in this place?"

"Who the **** are you?"

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

The Departed

"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

[racerX]

"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."[/QUOTE]

Reservoir Dogs

" why don't you **** her friends over? Make her come around that way. Has she got some friends you could *** over?

[markem]

" why don't you **** her friends over? Make her come around that way. Has she got some friends you could *** over?

I think that is supposed to be for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing. It is in the original screenplay but I can't find a reference for the movie. I'm considering this answered.

Something a little lighthearted.

I used to push a pram a lot

[Chainsaw13]

I think that is supposed to be for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing. It is in the original screenplay but I can't find a reference for the movie. I'm considering this answered.

Something a little lighthearted.

I used to push a pram a lot

Monty Python and the Hoky Grail

"That's some bad hat, Harry".

[Porch Dweller]

Monty Python and the Hoky Grail

"That's some bad hat, Harry".

Jaws

"Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him."

[JIMBETHYNAME]

Jaws

"Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him."
Godfather

I come to this country to be free........ And you iceholes violate my fargin rights

[ArgusP2]

Johnny Dangerously

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

[Porch Dweller]

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

Heathers


"Elliott, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliott. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first."

[markem]

"Elliott, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliott. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first."

E.T.

"Man, I've been doing this for... listen, man. I've been in this game a long time. I'm not in it for a record, I'll tell you that. I'm not in it for a ring. That's when people get hurt. If we don't win the last game of the Series, they'll dismiss us."

[AdamJoshua]

E.T.

"Man, I've been doing this for... listen, man. I've been in this game a long time. I'm not in it for a record, I'll tell you that. I'm not in it for a ring. That's when people get hurt. If we don't win the last game of the Series, they'll dismiss us."

Moneyball



JON-A-THAN. JON-A-THAN. JON-A-THAN. JON-A-THAN. JON...

[icehog3]

Rollerball! :D

"Ram jam! Ram jam! Ram jam!"

[AdamJoshua]

Rollerball! :D

"Ram jam! Ram jam! Ram jam!"

The Wrestler.


“...except for my kid being born...this is the greatest night in the history of my life...”

[icehog3]

“...except for my kid being born...this is the greatest night in the history of my life...”

Rocky II :D :bx

"FOR PETE'S SAKE! She's getting out! Go chop her head off or something!"

[markem]

"FOR PETE'S SAKE! She's getting out! Go chop her head off or something!"

Saving Silverman.

"Attention gonads, we're going for seconds."

[markem]

"Attention gonads, we're going for seconds."

Does no one remember Woody Allen movies from the 70s?

New quote:

"5 grand? Who do you think you are, the Beatles?"

[icehog3]

Does no one remember Woody Allen movies from the 70s?

New quote:

"5 grand? Who do you think you are, the Beatles?"

Blues Brothers. And was the first one "EYWTKASBWATA"?

"BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!"

[markem]

Blues Brothers. And was the first one "EYWTKASBWATA"?

Indeed!

"BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!"

bump for the current quote

[Porch Dweller]

Blues Brothers. And was the first one "EYWTKASBWATA"?

"BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!"


'It'

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition."

[icehog3]

First Blood (in anticipation of "Last Blood").

"Sometimes, dead is better".

[AdamJoshua]

Pet Cemetery


“I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, I didn’t want to do it but i thought i owed it to them”.

[markem]

Caddyshack. Just saw it again, recently.

"A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered."

[shark]

The 13th warrior.



Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was always for the girlfriends

[Porch Dweller]

Goodfellas


"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about."

[shark]

Reservoir Dogs.


Nobody Told You To Smoke That Thing. You Made The Decision. Live With Your Decision. Ain't Like I Put A Gun To Your Head.

[icehog3]

Training Day

"We're on a mission from God".

[shark]

Blues Brothers.


We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.

[Porch Dweller]

Blues Brothers.


We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.

Hamburger Hill


"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen"

[AdamJoshua]

2001: A Space Odyssey

I just heard this line in a movie and it's awesome :lr

He's so low that when they bury him, they'll have to dig UP!

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

That Touch of Mink!


"We hid out in the wilderness down by a river in the grove of Cotton Woods. Being the flood season we built our house in the trees."

[Porch Dweller]

Badlands

"I know I'm a prima donna. I admit it. What I can't stand about Monty is, he won't admit it."

(nice to see this thread revived)

[markem]

"I know I'm a prima donna. I admit it. What I can't stand about Monty is, he won't admit it."


Patton

Yeah, that's telling. You're holding a gun, I say I'm not afraid, so you describe the gun to me. It's not the gun I'm not afraid of.

[AdamJoshua]

Looper

Nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! "Win with Winnie!" Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

[Porch Dweller]

The Producers

"Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?"

[icehog3]

"Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?"

Whiplash.

"Whatever you're reaching for, it better be a sandwich cuz you're gonna have to eat it!"

[AdamJoshua]

Whiplash.

"Whatever you're reaching for, it better be a sandwich cuz you're gonna have to eat it!"

Finally watched it ..

The Laughing Policeman

“I’m not locked in here with you…you’re locked in here with me!”

[Porch Dweller]

Watchmen


"This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish..."

[markem]

Jaws

"I am a meat popsicle"

[AdamJoshua]

Jaws

"I am a meat popsicle"

Fifth Element


Now tell me, am i lyin’?

[icehog3]

Now tell me, am i lyin’?

True Romance



"I'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, I won't get stuck behind her."

[Porch Dweller]

Poseidon Adventure

"No time for the ol' in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."

[AdamJoshua]

True Romance



"I'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, I won't get stuck behind her."

The posiden adventure


Ok this movie had a true all star cast + OJ Simpson -(P

"It's a fire, mister, and all fires are bad."

[Porch Dweller]

The posiden adventure


Ok this movie had a true all star cast + OJ Simpson -(P

"It's a fire, mister, and all fires are bad."

I beat you by -------><------- that much.

[AdamJoshua]

I beat you by -------><------- that much.

Auction rules last one to post before time change!:sl

Fine A Clockwork Orange.

Now ….

Ok this movie had a true all star cast + OJ Simpson

"It's a fire, mister, and all fires are bad."

[icehog3]

Ok this movie had a true all star cast + OJ Simpson

"It's a fire, mister, and all fires are bad."

The Towering Inferno

" My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."

[AdamJoshua]

The Towering Inferno

" My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."

Airport

We're really something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival.

[Weelok]

Papillon- great movie.

“Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.”

[icehog3]

Papillon- great movie.

“Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.”

Snatch. One of the lines I could actually understand. ;) :r


"You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a ****ing t-shirt, at best."

[Porch Dweller]

Snatch. One of the lines I could actually understand. ;) :r


"You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a ****ing t-shirt, at best."

Se7en


"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

[Weelok]

These are getting tough lol. I had to cheat on Porch Dwellers quote so I can’t answer. Never in a 100 years would I had gotten that one.

[AdamJoshua]

Se7en


"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

Airplane (or an old coffee commercial or Carol Burnett show lol)



Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was .... !

[markem]

Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was .... !


Off couple
(F.U. is Felix Unger)

"I've inspected this vessel, and I think you ought to know that, ah, I can't swim."

[icehog3]

Off couple
(F.U. is Felix Unger)

"I've inspected this vessel, and I think you ought to know that, ah, I can't swim."

The Guns of Navarone

"Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT. I'm The Guns of the Navarone."

[Porch Dweller]

Pulp Fiction


"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

[icehog3]

"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

Reservoir Dogs

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Do you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep"

[markem]

Grindhouse

"Mr. Maryk, kindly tell the crew - on behalf of myself - that there are four ways of doing things onboard my ship: the right way; the wrong way; the Navy way; and my way. So long as they do things my way, we'll get along."

[Brian D.]

The Caine Mutiny.

"Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it."

[icehog3]

"Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it."

Rustlers' Rhapsody

"No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?"

[Porch Dweller]

Rustlers' Rhapsody

"No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?"

Silence of the Lambs


"Up your butt, Jobu."

[icehog3]

"Up your butt, Jobu."

Major League

"You're scared of Room 237, ain'tcha?"

[shark]

The Shining


"Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"

[icehog3]

"Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"

Carlito's Way

"Way to go, Hamilton!"

[Porch Dweller]

Carlito's Way

"Way to go, Hamilton!"

I'm not 100% sure, but Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

If so, then: "I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

[icehog3]

I'm not 100% sure, but Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

If so, then: "I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

Correct.

Halloween

"I'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, I won't get stuck behind her."

[SNKBYT]

correct.

Halloween

"i'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, i won't get stuck behind her."

poseidon adventure

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten"

[shark]

Pulp Fiction


"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

[AdamJoshua]

Moving right along ...


I'm gonna let them know Dolomite is my name and f@cking up motherf@ckers is my game!

[markem]

I'm gonna let them know Dolomite is my name and f@cking up motherf@ckers is my game!

um... Dolomite is my name

I feel the need, the need for speed!

[Porch Dweller]

Top Gun


"Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha ha ha!"

[markem]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

"Kill them all. Let God sort them out."

[Porch Dweller]

Needful Things

"Alright, give me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo."

[icehog3]

"Alright, give me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo."

Airplane.

"Sometimes, dead is better".

[shark]

Pet Sematary



"George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man."

[icehog3]

"George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man."

Dazed and Confused.

"Hey, Careful, Man! There's A Beverage Here!"

[Porch Dweller]

Big Lebowski

"I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam."

[icehog3]

"I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam."

Platoon.

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads."

[markem]

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads."

You sly dog! I do believe that is a quote from Platoon.

"All radio is dead, which means that these tape recordings I'm making are for the sake of future history - If any."

[shark]

War of the Worlds




I'm dedicating this unusual song to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of... unusual.

[Porch Dweller]

Pump up the Volume

"Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”

[icehog3]

"Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

"Mon! The meatloaf! F***!!"