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N2 GOLD
05-19-2011, 12:23 PM
"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."

Whats eating Gilbert Grape...


NEW-1

" The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever. "

SvilleKid
05-28-2011, 12:58 PM
"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."

Whats eating Gilbert Grape...


NEW-1

" The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever. "

No one?? OK It's from "A Bronx Tale"

How about:

"I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Predition's Flame before I give him up."

76GTFan
05-29-2011, 04:38 PM
"I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Predition's Flame before I give him up."

Star Trek II- Wrath of Kahn

"A buh?" "No not a buh. A bomb"

SvilleKid
06-10-2011, 08:17 PM
Star Trek II- Wrath of Kahn

"A buh?" "No not a buh. A bomb"

Well, I've got a couple of guesses here. It is almost like a line in The Fifth Element, but I don't quite think that was the exact line. I actually believe this is a line from Airplane II. (Not near as many remember-able lines as the original Airplane!!)

To kick this back open, how about an easy one:

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious $hit"

Remo
06-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Well, I've got a couple of guesses here. It is almost like a line in The Fifth Element, but I don't quite think that was the exact line. I actually believe this is a line from Airplane II. (Not near as many remember-able lines as the original Airplane!!)

To kick this back open, how about an easy one:

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious $hit"

Back to the Future

New-1

"Check out the big brain on Brad"

Bill86
06-10-2011, 08:27 PM
Back to the Future

New-1

"Look at the big brain on Brad"

Pulp Fiction

"Actually I'm speaking English you f**king idiot!"

76GTFan
06-14-2011, 09:08 AM
Well, I've got a couple of guesses here. It is almost like a line in The Fifth Element, but I don't quite think that was the exact line. I actually believe this is a line from Airplane II. (Not near as many remember-able lines as the original Airplane!!)

To kick this back open, how about an easy one:

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious $hit"

It was from Airplane II.

76GTFan
06-14-2011, 09:09 AM
Leave it with Bill86

"Actually I'm speaking English you f**king idiot!"

Sherlockholms
06-14-2011, 09:29 AM
Paul!

"He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he ****ing gave me this. F*ck! A**!"

BigCat
06-14-2011, 09:38 AM
Paul!

"He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he ****ing gave me this. F*ck! A**!"

Boondock Saints

"Say what you want about the tenents of national socialism...at least it's an ethos."

N2 GOLD
06-14-2011, 10:20 AM
"Say what you want about the tenents of national socialism...at least it's an ethos."[/QUOTE]

The Big Lebowski

New-1

" That is the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. "

ASU Maduro
06-14-2011, 11:32 AM
The Breakfast Club

ASU Maduro
06-14-2011, 11:37 AM
Sorry, here's the new 1

...It's a dream! Tommy! I'm praying
to you! I can't die! I can't die!
Out here in the woods! Like a dumb
animal! I can't die!

madwilliamflint
06-14-2011, 12:06 PM
Sorry, here's the new 1

...It's a dream! Tommy! I'm praying
to you! I can't die! I can't die!
Out here in the woods! Like a dumb
animal! I can't die!

Miller's Crossing (FTW!)

"Now who are these, friends of YOURS!?! Now this REALLY pisses me off to no end!"

76GTFan
07-06-2011, 01:20 PM
Miller's Crossing (FTW!)

"Now who are these, friends of YOURS!?! Now this REALLY pisses me off to no end!"

Big Trouble in Little Chin


Did you ask the judge about fixin the water fountain. You would think since I own the place, I could get a damn drink of water around here.

SvilleKid
08-02-2011, 01:37 PM
Big Trouble in Little Chin


Did you ask the judge about fixin the water fountain. You would think since I own the place, I could get a damn drink of water around here.

This one has even me stumped. We may need to revisit the thread title, Famous Movie Quotes! When we put a quote in that is so unknown that it kills the thread for a month, maybe we need to be posting lines that are a little better circulated, or that stand out in people's minds a little longer. I'm not specifically knocking GTFan, because this is an on-going issue for the thread.

So, to get the thread back up and running, let's try the following line:

"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

agctribefan
08-02-2011, 01:47 PM
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

Men in black

But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "F#$%CK YOU!"

SvilleKid
08-09-2011, 11:33 PM
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

Men in black

But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "F#$%CK YOU!"

Gotta say, this fits the definition of obscure (Box Office Gross of $299,200!!!). SLC Punk


An easy one:

"When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. "

N2 GOLD
08-10-2011, 12:29 PM
Gotta say, this fits the definition of obscure (Box Office Gross of $299,200!!!). SLC Punk


An easy one:

"When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. "

SinCity. GREAT movie... :2

NEW-1

" On my planet we don't say die we say HEY! NOT MY SHORTS "

agctribefan
08-10-2011, 12:39 PM
SinCity. GREAT movie... :2

NEW-1

" On my planet we don't say die we say HEY! NOT MY SHORTS "

Howard the Duck

new one

"The sound of your pee hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine."

ASU Maduro
08-10-2011, 02:42 PM
Howard the Duck

new one

"The sound of your pee hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine."

The Other Guys

new one

"Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

kugie
08-10-2011, 05:22 PM
The Other Guys

new one

"Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

Napoleon Dynomite

~new one~

"I woke up in the desert like I'd been dropped out of the sky."

kugie
08-15-2011, 07:21 AM
This one Died.
It was Cowboys and Aliens

~New One~

"Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain."

Bill86
08-16-2011, 02:39 AM
The Enforcer

"Cuz if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But... if you say the f-word, nothing actually happens."

ASU Maduro
08-26-2011, 12:45 PM
Pirate Radio

New one:

I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

irratebass
08-26-2011, 01:03 PM
Pirate Radio

New one:

I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

NEW ONE:

Keep your hands off Clarissa dude.

76GTFan
09-05-2011, 04:40 PM
Gotta say, this fits the definition of obscure (Box Office Gross of $299,200!!!). SLC Punk


An easy one:

"When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. "

It was from The Natural. Was famous movie, just not a famous quote I guess.

76GTFan
09-05-2011, 04:42 PM
Back to irratebass.

Keep your hands off Clarissa dude

Mattso3000
09-05-2011, 05:04 PM
Keep your hands off Clarissa dude

Rivers Edge

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

pektel
09-06-2011, 05:12 PM
Jay and silent bob strike back?

I'll wait for confirmation before posting a new quote.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mattso3000
09-06-2011, 05:27 PM
Sorry Peter, not it. Thought this one would be easy.

pektel
09-06-2011, 05:36 PM
Just a wild guess anyways. Made me think of the scene with James Van Der Beek and the pie f*cker (can't remember his name lol)

kugie
09-06-2011, 05:40 PM
Rivers Edge

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

Spaceballs


-New one-

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d%@k. "

jonumberone
09-06-2011, 05:40 PM
-New one-

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d%@k. "

Waynes World

New:

Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that.
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?

Gophernut
09-06-2011, 06:18 PM
New:

Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that.
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?

The Sting. GREAT movie.


“I told you dad tomorrow I’m enrolling in ITT Technical Institute to fix computers for a living so I’m, ah”

SvilleKid
09-14-2011, 09:32 PM
The Sting. GREAT movie.


“I told you dad tomorrow I’m enrolling in ITT Technical Institute to fix computers for a living so I’m, ah”

The Green Hornet

From a new movie, back in time a few decades (and an easy one to boot!):

"Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere"

icehog3
09-14-2011, 10:41 PM
The Green Hornet

From a new movie, back in time a few decades (and an easy one to boot!):

"Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere"

My Xmas favorite, It's a Wonderful Life. :)

"Hey kid, you got no class. Hit the bums, kid. Run like the devil. Get a tin can and take up mooching. Knock on back doors for a nickel. Tell them your story. Make 'em weep. You could have been a meat-eater, kid. But you didn't listen to me when I laid it down. Stay off the tracks. Forget it. Its a bum's world for a bum."

SvilleKid
09-19-2011, 09:21 PM
My Xmas favorite, It's a Wonderful Life. :)

"Hey kid, you got no class. Hit the bums, kid. Run like the devil. Get a tin can and take up mooching. Knock on back doors for a nickel. Tell them your story. Make 'em weep. You could have been a meat-eater, kid. But you didn't listen to me when I laid it down. Stay off the tracks. Forget it. Its a bum's world for a bum."

A brutal movie, for sure (at least Borgnine's character!). "Emperor of the North (Pole)"

An easy one:

" Put ze candle back"

icehog3
09-19-2011, 10:33 PM
A brutal movie, for sure (at least Borgnine's character!). "Emperor of the North (Pole)"

An easy one:

" Put ze candle back"

It was on tonight....Young Franenstein....."sank you doktor". :r

--------------------------------------------------------------------------


"When you hang a man, you better look at him."

SvilleKid
09-25-2011, 06:15 PM
It was on tonight....Young Franenstein....."sank you doktor". :r

--------------------------------------------------------------------------


"When you hang a man, you better look at him."

Tom...

I guess this thread must be dead! Such an easy one, and no takers!!

Hang 'em High, I believe, is yours. I'm still interested in playing, so:

"Hell with them fellas. Buzzards got eat..... Same as worms"

kugie
09-25-2011, 06:29 PM
Tom...

I guess this thread must be dead! Such an easy one, and no takers!!

Hang 'em High, I believe, is yours. I'm still interested in playing, so:

"Hell with them fellas. Buzzards got eat..... Same as worms"

The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Yes, this village is without the pestilence... but it is also without God. For this, they will suffer. "

N2 GOLD
09-26-2011, 11:23 AM
The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Yes, this village is without the pestilence... but it is also without God. For this, they will suffer. "

Black Death...

NEW-1

" Why do I want to be a real person when I'm already a myth? "

SvilleKid
09-26-2011, 08:08 PM
Black Death...

NEW-1

" Why do I want to be a real person when I'm already a myth? "

Machete. Wasn't terribly impressed by it, but wonder if it will end up as a cult classic 20 years down the road??

How about:

Man A: "Did you hear that?"
Man B: "Yeah. It's a dickfer."
Man A: "What's a dickfer?"
Man B: "To pee with"

irratebass
09-26-2011, 08:40 PM
Machete. Wasn't terribly impressed by it, but wonder if it will end up as a cult classic 20 years down the road??

How about:

Man A: "Did you hear that?"
Man B: "Yeah. It's a dickfer."
Man A: "What's a dickfer?"
Man B: "To pee with"

SPIES LIKE US

New one:

"Don't ever lose your sense of humor Dan...don't EVER lose your sense of humor."

Lonely Raven
10-05-2011, 12:41 PM
SPIES LIKE US

New one:

"Don't ever lose your sense of humor Dan...don't EVER lose your sense of humor."

OK, that's About Last Night with....was it Jim Belushi in that one?


Here's mine, I hope it's not too rough. Line comes from a woman.

"I'm free after school everyday, its in the constitution"

irratebass
10-05-2011, 12:46 PM
OK, that's About Last Night with....was it Jim Belushi in that one?


Here's mine, I hope it's not too rough. Line comes from a woman.

"I'm free after school everyday, its in the constitution"

Yep you got it......that took awhile.

Is it Dazed & Confused?

Lonely Raven
10-05-2011, 12:47 PM
Yep you got it......that took awhile.

Is it Dazed & Confused?


Bzzzt, Try again.

SvilleKid
10-05-2011, 05:37 PM
OK, that's About Last Night with....was it Jim Belushi in that one?


Here's mine, I hope it's not too rough. Line comes from a woman.

"I'm free after school everyday, its in the constitution"

Ahhhhhh! A "Big Hair" era flick! "Hiding Out".Wonder how many people actually enjoyed this movie? I don't even recall seeing it in the discount dvd bin at wallyworld!:r:r

An easy one (from the same era as the last one):

"If you don't help me, you're going to wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm."

icehog3
10-05-2011, 07:40 PM
Ahhhhhh! A "Big Hair" era flick! "Hiding Out".Wonder how many people actually enjoyed this movie? I don't even recall seeing it in the discount dvd bin at wallyworld!:r:r

An easy one (from the same era as the last one):

"If you don't help me, you're going to wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm."

Innerspace? I am pretty certain, Cliff.

"Crushed by Jefferson".

Lonely Raven
10-05-2011, 08:23 PM
Ahhhhhh! A "Big Hair" era flick! "Hiding Out".Wonder how many people actually enjoyed this movie? I don't even recall seeing it in the discount dvd bin at wallyworld!:r:r

An easy one (from the same era as the last one):

"If you don't help me, you're going to wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm."

LOL, nice (incorrect) Google search. It's Grease II, where one of the guys asks if she's free after school (For a date), and she blows him off with that quote. But I'll let it slide this time.

Innerspace? I am pretty certain, Cliff.

"Crushed by Jefferson".

Easy! "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Here is one for you old farts - Hint they are brothers

"That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."

"You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"

icehog3
10-05-2011, 11:39 PM
"That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."

"You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"

Night at the Opera....great flick.

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!"

Bax
10-06-2011, 04:43 AM
Night at the Opera....great flick.

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!"

My wife hates that flick but I love me some Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!:D

Here's a tuff one from the '80's.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 05:42 AM
My wife hates that flick but I love me some Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!:D

Here's a tuff one from the '80's.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."


Wow, if you guys haven't done that quote yet, I'm very disappointed in you all.

That's "They Live" with Rod Piper, the bank scene...and according to an interview with him, they asked him to just come up with something for that scene, and that's what *he* came up with. Awesome Movie!

My next one - hint: it's along similar lines

" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is"

irratebass
10-06-2011, 08:39 AM
Wow, if you guys haven't done that quote yet, I'm very disappointed in you all.

That's "They Live" with Rod Piper, the bank scene...and according to an interview with him, they asked him to just come up with something for that scene, and that's what *he* came up with. Awesome Movie!

My next one - hint: it's along similar lines

" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is"

Big Trouble In Little China???

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 10:30 AM
Bzzt, right actor, wrong movie.

And props to you for not just googling it. LOL

icehog3
10-06-2011, 10:42 AM
" I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is"

The Thing? (Kurt Russell)

irratebass
10-06-2011, 11:08 AM
The Thing? (Kurt Russell)

This was my 2nd choice

Bzzt, right actor, wrong movie.

And props to you for not just googling it. LOL

Well the rules state no googling....I plays by the rulez baby :ss

SvilleKid
10-06-2011, 11:09 AM
Bzzt, right actor, wrong movie.

And props to you for not just googling it. LOL

;s

But, as the thread custodian, I WILL google for the right answer to keep the thread alive when a member goes against the spirit of the thread, and post obscure, hard to guess lines from movies that few ever watched! The thread is "Famous Movie Lines", not "stump the crowd" movie lines. It was not meant to be a thread that sat for days and days (oftentimes) because of obscure lines which are far from famous. So don't get too up on a horse about my googling for an answer. If the line is so obscure that I don't know it, and Tom has to pose a question as to the correctness of his guess, then the thread is slowed down dramatically (waiting for the quote poster to come back and confirm or deny).

Again, I've said this same thing over several times in the thread (INCLUDING the original post!). So, I'm not picking on you, as much as reminding everybody (AGAIN!), this is not a "stump the professor" thread. Let's keep the lines to something that is reasonably well known and this will be faser, more people will play, and there will be more chances to guess and post new quotes!

irratebass
10-06-2011, 11:19 AM
;s

But, as the thread custodian, I WILL google for the right answer to keep the thread alive when a member goes against the spirit of the thread, and post obscure, hard to guess lines from movies that few ever watched! The thread is "Famous Movie Lines", not "stump the crowd" movie lines. It was not meant to be a thread that sat for days and days (oftentimes) because of obscure lines which are far from famous. So don't get too up on a horse about my googling for an answer. If the line is so obscure that I don't know it, and Tom has to pose a question as to the correctness of his guess, then the thread is slowed down dramatically (waiting for the quote poster to come back and confirm or deny).

Again, I've said this same thing over several times in the thread (INCLUDING the original post!). So, I'm not picking on you, as much as reminding everybody (AGAIN!), this is not a "stump the professor" thread. Let's keep the lines to something that is reasonably well known and this will be faser, more people will play, and there will be more chances to guess and post new quotes!

Ahh hah Ok thanks, I believe this makes a lot of sense and is the right way to do it.:tu

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 11:50 AM
No worries, 'kid, I was just ribbing ya! And I totally agree you need to bump the thread when it gets stale (which is why I came here to bump it along). It just would have been less obvious if you found the correct answer. :r

ice, your up with a quote!! Otherwise someone else come up with one. My easy ones appear to be too hard! :gary

SvilleKid
10-06-2011, 11:59 AM
No worries, 'kid, I was just ribbing ya! And I totally agree you need to bump the thread when it gets stale (which is why I came here to bump it along). It just would have been less obvious if you found the correct answer. :r

ice, your up with a quote!! Otherwise someone else come up with one. My easy ones appear to be too hard! :gary

Eric....

It's all good. It was about time to have to post my thread again, anyway!!!:D I do appreciate you playing. It's always good to find people that actually watch movies these days (verses ALL the alternative media types out there!) And, I sometimes forget that I'm an old fart, and many of the movies I know by heart are nowhere in the playlist of those 20 or 30 years younger than I am!!

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 12:10 PM
OK, I'll kick off the next quote - Hint: Mickey, now...

"That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south. "

irratebass
10-06-2011, 12:14 PM
:shr

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 12:17 PM
:shr

Ugh. :gary

You're previous movie guess. The Asian dude bets he can cut the beer bottle in half with a cleaver...

Alright, I must be picking too difficult ones.

Take it away mad fish.

icehog3
10-06-2011, 12:28 PM
I think I am up anyway. ;)

"There's another old saying, Senator. 'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining' ".

SvilleKid
10-06-2011, 12:31 PM
I think I am up anyway. ;)

"There's another old saying, Senator. 'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining' ".

I was on the verge of looking back and seeing where this was, and who was up! This is an easy one for old guys like me, but I'll leave it up to others to give it a try, Tom!:D

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 12:37 PM
I'm leaving this one alone as well. I mean, I do feel lucky, (<--actor hint) but I'll leave it to someone else.

madwilliamflint
10-06-2011, 05:18 PM
The Thing? (Kurt Russell)

A fun one, there was an almost identical quote in The Wraith. "I don't know who that was, but he's weird and pissed off."

(Or something close. This is from decades old memory. Not a movie you watch twice.)

Lonely Raven
10-06-2011, 05:22 PM
A fun one, there was an almost identical quote in The Wraith. "I don't know who that was, but he's weird and pissed off."

(Or something close. This is from decades old memory. Not a movie you watch twice.)

LOL, I don't remember that quote, but isn't that an early Charley Sheen movie?

madwilliamflint
10-06-2011, 06:00 PM
LOL, I don't remember that quote, but isn't that an early Charley Sheen movie?

Yeah, that freaky dude who snorted engine cleaner (or anything else he could get his hands on) before uttering "****'s got some KICK."

He was aesthetically modeled after Vivian from the Young Ones.

chippewastud79
10-06-2011, 06:32 PM
"There's another old saying, Senator. 'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining' ".

The Outlaw Josey Wales

"I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns."

kugie
10-07-2011, 04:19 AM
The Outlaw Josey Wales

"I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns."

Shooter


New one

"What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis."

icehog3
10-07-2011, 09:08 AM
"What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis."

Great movie...The Departed.




"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."

kugie
10-07-2011, 12:24 PM
Great movie...The Departed.




"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure.


New one

"I crap bigger than you"

icehog3
10-07-2011, 12:31 PM
"I crap bigger than you"

I just saw part of it this morning! Jack Palance in "City Slickers". :r



" You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face.. ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."

SvilleKid
10-09-2011, 06:23 PM
I just saw part of it this morning! Jack Palance in "City Slickers". :r



" You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face.. ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."

This one might be too old for some of the guessers!!! I remember when this one came out, even had a great hit song from the movie!

I believe this is from "Billy Jack", Tom!

How about another one with just a little less age (but it still surprises me just how old it is - over 25 years!!). One of my favorite of it's genre:

"Today, My jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat."

ASU Maduro
10-10-2011, 11:40 AM
This one might be too old for some of the guessers!!! I remember when this one came out, even had a great hit song from the movie!

I believe this is from "Billy Jack", Tom!

How about another one with just a little less age (but it still surprises me just how old it is - over 25 years!!). One of my favorite of it's genre:

"Today, My jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat."

"Silverado"

New one.

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.

pektel
10-10-2011, 11:48 AM
Friday!

New quote:

"Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

DTM
10-10-2011, 06:13 PM
Friday!

New quote:

"Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"

Short Circuit 2

New Quote:

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?"

Bill86
10-10-2011, 06:24 PM
Short Circuit 2

New Quote:

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?"

The Boondock Saints

"You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?""

Mattso3000
10-10-2011, 06:30 PM
Nice, Bill. Bill Murray in Lost in Translation.

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

Mattso3000
10-10-2011, 06:31 PM
This ones easy.

Bill86
10-10-2011, 06:33 PM
Nice, Bill. Bill Murray in Lost in Translation.

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

Pulp Fiction, well played Matt. Excellent movie for excellent movie :tu

"So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room."

Bill86
10-13-2011, 01:50 AM
3 days and no one knows........

I'll change the quote if requested, yes/no ?

irratebass
10-13-2011, 03:50 AM
Pulp Fiction, well played Matt. Excellent movie for excellent movie :tu

"So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room."

HA!!!! I was right

MEMENTO

I did google to see if I was right, and yep I was!!!

New One:

"Listen Dick - if that is your name - Dick. If you're gonna continue to get this close would you consider switching aftershaves?"

Bill86
10-13-2011, 05:32 AM
$hit I know this but I'm on the iPhone.

Meh someone get this or I will when I wake up, this is a lay up so easy!

Mattso3000
10-13-2011, 05:39 AM
Think i remember this from one of the Die Hard series but can't quite place it...

SvilleKid
10-13-2011, 10:51 AM
HA!!!! I was right

MEMENTO

I did google to see if I was right, and yep I was!!!

New One:

"Listen Dick - if that is your name - Dick. If you're gonna continue to get this close would you consider switching aftershaves?"

I'm fairly sure this was from the second Diehard, Die Harder.

One from a movie I watched last night:

"And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their f'ing arses and back in the sodding cinema."

irratebass
10-13-2011, 10:55 AM
I'm fairly sure this was from the second Diehard, Die Harder.

One from a movie I watched last night:

"And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their f'ing arses and back in the sodding cinema."

Correct!

Now is yours.. EASY A???

SvilleKid
10-13-2011, 11:07 AM
Correct!

Now is yours.. EASY A???

Nope.

icehog3
10-13-2011, 06:19 PM
Current:

"And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their f'ing arses and back in the sodding cinema."

SvilleKid
10-13-2011, 08:12 PM
I'm fairly sure this was from the second Diehard, Die Harder.

One from a movie I watched last night:

"And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their f'ing arses and back in the sodding cinema."

What if I add (set to music):

Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.
Its orbiting at ninety miles a second, so its reckoned, a sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day; in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour, of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

kugie
10-14-2011, 01:54 PM
What if I add (set to music):

Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.
Its orbiting at ninety miles a second, so its reckoned, a sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day; in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour, of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

The Life of Brian

new one

“I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil.”

SvilleKid
10-14-2011, 02:15 PM
The Life of Brian

new one

“I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil.”

Nope. But to keep it moving, we will go with your quote as the active one. Mine was Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

kugie
10-18-2011, 05:08 AM
The Life of Brian

new one

“I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil.”

Since it kind of died the quote was from "Halloween"

New one

“Have you checked the children?”

irratebass
10-18-2011, 07:24 AM
Since it kind of died the quote was from "Halloween"

New one

“Have you checked the children?”

He Knows Your Alone?

Lonely Raven
10-18-2011, 07:45 AM
Since it kind of died the quote was from "Halloween"

New one

“Have you checked the children?”

When a stranger calls. I think there is a "yet" or "lately" at the end of the sentence if I recall. I saw that at a drive in when I was a kid. Scared the crap out of me.

OK, I hope this isn't too hard. So I'll give two quotes to help out:



------------------------------------------------

" The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

----------------------------------------------------------------

"Bring me everyone."

" What do you mean "everyone"?

" EVERYONE. "

Taki
10-18-2011, 07:57 AM
When a stranger calls. I think there is a "yet" or "lately" at the end of the sentence if I recall. I saw that at a drive in when I was a kid. Scared the crap out of me.

OK, I hope this isn't too hard. So I'll give two quotes to help out:



------------------------------------------------

" The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

----------------------------------------------------------------

"Bring me everyone."

" What do you mean "everyone"?

" EVERYONE. "

The Professional??

Taki
10-18-2011, 08:02 AM
Yea it's the Professional....


Here is the new quote:
"I knew he always had a little sugar in his tank"

Taki
10-18-2011, 08:51 AM
Yea it's the Professional....


Here is the new quote:
"I knew he always had a little sugar in his tank"


Here is another quote from the same movie to help if the above is to hard...
"I had to buy the seat next to me, I just can't do the small talk any more...and while I'm sitting there up in first class, watching all the broke people eyeballin' me cause I'm snackin' on warm nuts...there was tons of turbulence, but I guess that's the thing about flying first class. No matter how much you pay, if the plane crashes you're still end up dead."

kugie
11-04-2011, 10:09 PM
Since this seemed to have died let's try a new one.

new quote

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

SvilleKid
11-04-2011, 11:32 PM
Since this seemed to have died let's try a new one.

new quote

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

From the Wizard of Oz! Funny thing is, I just had this quote on my iPhone's Cryptogram game in the last 24 hours!

So, for my quote:

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'. "

SvilleKid
11-10-2011, 01:57 AM
From the Wizard of Oz! Funny thing is, I just had this quote on my iPhone's Cryptogram game in the last 24 hours!

So, for my quote:

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'. "

Thought that was an easy one. Mickey Rourke was the speaker.

irratebass
11-10-2011, 04:17 AM
Thought that was an easy one. Mickey Rourke was the speaker.

I was right, but I googled it anyway

SIN CITY

New one

"You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's c0ck in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson"

irratebass
11-19-2011, 08:50 AM
I was right, but I googled it anyway

SIN CITY

New one

"You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's c0ck in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson"

I really didn't think this one would be that hard....let's try an easy one from the same film.

"What's with the dog?"

"Ahh... that's the dog that saved Charleston, in the '38 flood."

"Well, f*ck him."

SvilleKid
11-19-2011, 02:20 PM
I really didn't think this one would be that hard....let's try an easy one from the same film.

"What's with the dog?"

"Ahh... that's the dog that saved Charleston, in the '38 flood."

"Well, f*ck him."

This one helped! Kinda thought I had it to start, but forgot about it! Movie was filthy in terms of the dialog!!! Which was kinda amazing given the age of the movie, when the censors were much more strict!

Slapshot (Slap Shot?) with Paul Newman.

This is a line I've always liked:

I'm ___ _____.! I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am!"

kugie
12-01-2011, 06:26 AM
This one helped! Kinda thought I had it to start, but forgot about it! Movie was filthy in terms of the dialog!!! Which was kinda amazing given the age of the movie, when the censors were much more strict!

Slapshot (Slap Shot?) with Paul Newman.

This is a line I've always liked:

I'm ___ _____.! I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am!"

Second hand lions

Not a bad movie either

~new one~

"I'll see you in hell, little girl. Wear something nasty"

markem
12-07-2011, 09:45 PM
"I'll see you in hell, little girl. Wear something nasty"

The Warrior's Way

"From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!"

irratebass
12-22-2011, 11:02 AM
The Warrior's Way

"From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!"

Trying to move this along, I had to google it:

Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang??

kugie
12-22-2011, 12:09 PM
New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

:D
Merry Christmas Everyone :tu

Parshooter
12-22-2011, 12:41 PM
New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

:D
Merry Christmas Everyone :tu
Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

irratebass
12-22-2011, 12:51 PM
Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

mase
12-22-2011, 01:05 PM
Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

irratebass
12-22-2011, 01:12 PM
Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

THE DEVIL's REJECTS :banger

mase
12-22-2011, 01:21 PM
THE DEVIL's REJECTS :banger

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

mase
12-29-2011, 07:26 PM
Going to bump this:

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

irratebass
12-29-2011, 07:38 PM
Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

No, you got mine.....I thought yours was TDR, but now I remember they said "chicken Fu*ker" so Idk

mase
01-01-2012, 01:03 PM
Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

SvilleKid
01-01-2012, 01:16 PM
Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "

SvilleKid
01-26-2012, 09:25 PM
Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "

OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"

kugie
01-27-2012, 04:41 AM
OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"

Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-19-2012, 05:16 PM
Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom






"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"

icehog3
07-19-2012, 05:24 PM
"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

fencefixer
07-19-2012, 05:30 PM
Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

The Way of The Gun - Parker's quote



Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!

pektel
07-19-2012, 05:31 PM
Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

The way of the gun.

Bonus point for being one of the funniest one-liners in recent cinema. :tu

Give me a second for the new quote.

Edit: got ninja'd lol. Fencefixer is up.

icehog3
07-19-2012, 05:41 PM
Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!

Der Untergang.


"Way to go, Hamilton!"

Jasonw560
07-19-2012, 09:23 PM
"Way to go, Hamilton!"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"

SvilleKid
07-19-2012, 09:27 PM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"

Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-19-2012, 09:33 PM
Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"


One of my favorite John Wayne movies, McLintock!! (at least I hope this is right:D)

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

Jasonw560
07-19-2012, 09:44 PM
McLintock....beat me to the punch. The next one....I have no idea!!!

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-19-2012, 09:47 PM
I will add that I have translated my quote from Spanish to English.

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-23-2012, 09:51 AM
One of my favorite John Wayne movies, McLintock!! (at least I hope this is right:D)

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

Bump

Starscream
07-23-2012, 10:12 AM
Bump

Mouth from "The Goonies"


"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

irratebass
07-23-2012, 01:13 PM
Mouth from "The Goonies"


"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in "Star Wars"


"Son, you got a panty on your head."

icehog3
07-23-2012, 02:12 PM
Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in "Star Wars"


"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Raising Arizona, the old guy to Nick Cage.

"Rook! Garzirra!!"

Remo
07-23-2012, 08:12 PM
Raising Arizona, the old guy to Nick Cage.

"Rook! Garzirra!!"

:r :lr I can only imagine one of the Godzilla movies...let's go with Godzilla vs. Mothra.

"Hell with them fella's, buzzards gotta eat same as the coyotes"

icehog3
07-23-2012, 08:14 PM
:lr :lr

:r :lr I can only imagine one of the Godzilla movies...let's go with Godzilla vs. Mothra.

"Hell with them fella's, buzzards gotta eat same as the coyotes"

Outlaw Josey Wales.

"Leave the gun...take the cannolis."

Remo
07-23-2012, 08:17 PM
:lr :lr



Outlaw Josey Wales.

"Leave the gun...take the cannolis."

Godfather

"F__k you, you F__ckin, F__k"

icehog3
07-26-2012, 10:06 AM
"F__k you, you F__ckin, F__k"

Blue Velvet.

"I'd buy that for a dollar".

pektel
07-26-2012, 11:09 AM
Robocop!

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named "C*ck-Knocker."

irratebass
07-26-2012, 01:18 PM
Robocop!

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named "C*ck-Knocker."

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life."

kydsid
07-26-2012, 02:33 PM
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life."

Wild at Heart, love David Lynch movies.


"Let's move it, you turds. You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between spit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy. This ain't no walk in the park. Let's go. Hustle, hustle, hustle. "

kaisersozei
07-26-2012, 03:13 PM
Major Payne, with Damon Wayans

I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so sh1tty. And he'd say, "That's the way it goes--but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

Mattso3000
07-29-2012, 01:41 AM
I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so sh1tty. And he'd say, "That's the way it goes--but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

True Romance

"You know we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening. Back then I thought, well, there'll be other days. I didn't realize that was the only day."

icehog3
07-29-2012, 10:31 AM
"You know we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening. Back then I thought, well, there'll be other days. I didn't realize that was the only day."

Moonlight Graham (Burt Lancaster) in "Field of Dreams"

"If you lose this game you'll take it to your f***ing graves...your f***ing graves."

Mattso3000
07-29-2012, 12:30 PM
Kurt Russell in Miracle

In the game of life, women are the rake. The ****!n rake.

Mattso3000
07-29-2012, 12:34 PM
Easy.

chippewastud79
07-29-2012, 02:42 PM
Kurt Russell in Miracle

In the game of life, women are the rake. The ****!n rake.

Worm, Rounders

-"What the hell is this? Chick Food?"

-"Light Beer. Less Calories"

mhailey
07-29-2012, 03:26 PM
Sweet Home Alabama.

"You talkin' to me???"

ysr_racer
07-29-2012, 04:01 PM
Taxi Driver

ysr_racer
07-29-2012, 04:03 PM
"Better than a Christmas homicide with a kitchen knife, I don't $%&#ing think so"

ysr_racer
08-05-2012, 05:27 PM
Did I win?

icehog3
08-05-2012, 05:35 PM
Did I win?

The obscure movie quote award? Sure. This thread is for famous quotes. ;)

http://www.labusas.org/forum/showthread.php?t=138743

Jasonw560
08-06-2012, 07:29 PM
"You say three, and you'll never hear the man count ten".

SvilleKid
08-06-2012, 07:36 PM
"Better than a Christmas homicide with a kitchen knife, I don't $%&#ing think so"


Brad.... A Hint? Or maybe another quote to move this along?

Jason... Brad's quote is the one up for solving. Once you successfully solve a quote, you then post a new quote for someone else to guess!

Jasonw560
08-06-2012, 07:38 PM
Oh...yeah. I forgot. Sorry. "Employee of the Month" (thx, Tom!!!)

And now, my quote is above...

ChicagoWhiteSox
08-08-2012, 09:40 AM
"You say three, and you'll never hear the man count ten".

The Quite Man


"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Lear31MX
08-08-2012, 10:01 AM
The Quite Man


"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Blazing saddles

"And don't call me Shirley"

ChicagoWhiteSox
08-08-2012, 10:05 AM
Blazing saddles

"And don't call me Shirley"

Leslie Nielsen in Airplane! Great movie


easy one here

"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV"

357
08-08-2012, 12:56 PM
Leslie Nielsen in Airplane! Great movie


easy one here

"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High


"220, 221.... whatever it takes"

irratebass
08-08-2012, 01:10 PM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High


"220, 221.... whatever it takes"

Mr. Mom

"This is only two hun'erd. We were promised five."
"For killing him five, for wounding him two."
"You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him"
"You woke him up, what good it that?"

357
08-08-2012, 01:19 PM
Mr. Mom

"This is only two hun'erd. We were promised five."
"For killing him five, for wounding him two."
"You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him"
"You woke him up, what good it that?"

Right actor, wrong movie.

ChicagoWhiteSox
08-08-2012, 01:24 PM
Right actor, wrong movie.

Is it from Fletch?

357
08-08-2012, 01:26 PM
Is it from Fletch?

Nope.

357
08-08-2012, 01:27 PM
Sorry, I was wrong. I thought it was Multiplicity. Mr. Mom is correct.

357
08-08-2012, 01:29 PM
Current quote:





"This is only two hun'erd. We were promised five."
"For killing him five, for wounding him two."
"You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him"
"You woke him up, what good it that?"

Gophernut
08-13-2012, 07:36 PM
Mr. Mom

"This is only two hun'erd. We were promised five."
"For killing him five, for wounding him two."
"You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him"
"You woke him up, what good it that?"

I Love You to Death

Next:

" I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"

markem
08-13-2012, 08:05 PM
" I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"

The Godfather

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Jasonw560
08-18-2012, 09:24 PM
The Godfather

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Anchorman.

"Stealing all my Oreos....crappin' all over the place....twelve ribs my ass!"

SvilleKid
08-18-2012, 10:12 PM
Anchorman.

"Stealing all my Oreos....crappin' all over the place....twelve ribs my ass!"


Jason... I think (fairly sure) this is from Clint Eastwood talking to the orangutan in: "Every Which Way buy Loose"

How about:

" Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him."

Jasonw560
08-18-2012, 10:25 PM
Jason... I think (fairly sure) this is from Clint Eastwood talking to the orangutan in: "Every Which Way buy Loose"

How about:

" Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlQ8BpuydEI

kugie
08-19-2012, 05:58 PM
Jason... I think (fairly sure) this is from Clint Eastwood talking to the orangutan in: "Every Which Way buy Loose"

How about:

" Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him."

Transformers

"You best start believing in ghost stories, ______. You're in one."

SvilleKid
08-19-2012, 09:25 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl. Captian Barbossa to "Miss Swann"

Next:

"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know."

chippewastud79
08-20-2012, 08:01 AM
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know."

Bourne Identity


"Thank you, Boob Lady!"

N2 GOLD
10-09-2012, 11:28 AM
"Thank you, Boob Lady!"[/QUOTE]


The Simpsons Movie

NEW-1 "Security: Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio"

BLKSVT
10-09-2012, 11:48 AM
"Thank you, Boob Lady!"


The Simpsons Movie

NEW-1 "Security: Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio"[/QUOTE]

National Lampoons vegas vacation

Chainsaw13
10-09-2012, 11:49 AM
The Simpsons Movie

NEW-1 "Security: Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio"

National Lampoons vegas vacation

Tyler, when you guess the quote, you have to put up one of your own for others to guess.

BLKSVT
10-09-2012, 11:58 AM
Sorry Chainsaw...guess I failed already...

Here: “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’”

irratebass
10-09-2012, 12:25 PM
Sorry Chainsaw...guess I failed already...

Here: “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’”

This Is Spinal Tap

"He doesn't no, he doesn't stand for bologna"

icehog3
10-11-2012, 02:39 AM
"He doesn't no, he doesn't stand for bologna"

Weird Science

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

CasaDooley
10-11-2012, 12:20 PM
Weird Science

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

Blazing Saddles :tu

"Boss, it's snowing outside"

BlindedByScience
10-11-2012, 12:59 PM
Blazing Saddles :tu

"Boss, it's snowing outside"

"Victor, Victoria"....a funny movie.

Here's an easy one, but a great quote:

"I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."

czerbe
10-11-2012, 01:56 PM
"I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."[/QUOTE]

Teen Wolf.

Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

icehog3
10-11-2012, 02:21 PM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

GoodFellas.

"I have a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher".

mhailey
10-11-2012, 02:47 PM
GoodFellas.

"I have a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher".

Trading places! :banger (great movie)

"give a hand to my band: Sexual Chocolate"

icehog3
10-11-2012, 02:55 PM
"give a hand to my band: Sexual Chocolate"

Coming to America...another great one!

"Strike this m*****f***er out!!"

mhailey
10-11-2012, 03:00 PM
Coming to America...another great one!

"Strike this m*****f***er out!!"

Major League

"Who are you gonna vote for?? NONE OF THE ABOVE!" (question given to a crowd, and answer from the crowd)

irratebass
10-11-2012, 04:11 PM
Major League

"Who are you gonna vote for?? NONE OF THE ABOVE!" (question given to a crowd, and answer from the crowd)

Brewsters Millions


"For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a f*ckin' evil shot!"

CasaDooley
10-24-2012, 11:25 AM
"For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a f*ckin' evil shot!"

Trainspotting

The cigar, it was cuban...now you've pissed me off!

icehog3
10-27-2012, 09:59 AM
Bump....I have no idea.


The cigar, it was cuban...now you've pissed me off!

T.G
10-27-2012, 10:38 AM
Trainspotting

The cigar, it was cuban...now you've pissed me off!

Hellboy II


"Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date."

icehog3
10-27-2012, 01:48 PM
"Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date."

Zombieland.

"That's not Lake Minnetonka."

Conch Republican
12-18-2012, 06:37 AM
Zombieland

"Its not the taste - it's the consistancy!"

icehog3
12-18-2012, 08:41 AM
"That's not Lake Minnetonka."

Zombieland



Incorrect. :(

"That's not Lake Minnetonka."

pektel
12-18-2012, 08:51 AM
Purple Rain - Funny scene.

Easy one:

"Mr. Parker: Get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue.
Mr. Parker: You used up all the glue on purpose!"

icehog3
12-18-2012, 08:53 AM
Purple Rain

Now you need to put up a quote, keep up here! :r

pektel
12-18-2012, 08:58 AM
Had to take a phone call at the office. I will be sure to have Quote It Forward be my #1 Priority from here on out. :)

the jiggler
12-18-2012, 09:01 AM
127 hours...

NEW-1

" I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring "

Ace Ventura


"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

the jiggler
12-18-2012, 09:02 AM
ROFL. I'm retarded.

icehog3
12-18-2012, 11:07 AM
Had to take a phone call at the office. I will be sure to have Quote It Forward be my #1 Priority from here on out. :)

Wasn't implying that this should be the most important thing in your day, Peter, most just usually put a quote down in the same post as their answer. :)

AdamJoshua
02-12-2013, 01:49 PM
Purple Rain - Funny scene.

Easy one:

"Mr. Parker: Get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue.
Mr. Parker: You used up all the glue on purpose!"

Christmas Story

T.G
02-12-2013, 01:55 PM
Christmas Story

Now you need to post a new quote for people to guess.

icehog3
02-12-2013, 03:56 PM
Reading is such a lost art.

AdamJoshua
02-12-2013, 04:06 PM
Hey cut me some slack i was at a meeting at work.


"Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating. "

markem
02-12-2013, 04:11 PM
"Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating. "

Brazil

"Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."

MajorCaptSilly
02-12-2013, 07:26 PM
Brazil

"Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."

"The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

"A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen."

MCS

icehog3
02-12-2013, 11:48 PM
"A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen."

MCS

The Deer Hunter. :)

"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll!"

SvilleKid
02-13-2013, 06:42 AM
The Deer Hunter. :)

"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll!"

Tom.... I believe this is from Point Break.

How about: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

icehog3
02-13-2013, 09:01 AM
How about: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

Porky's. :r

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Lear31MX
02-13-2013, 09:26 AM
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Unforgiven- Great movie!

"Got a little nippy going though the pass, huh Har?"

AdamJoshua
02-13-2013, 09:34 AM
Unforgiven- Great movie!

"Got a little nippy going though the pass, huh Har?"

Dumb and Dumber


"Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team."

massphatness
02-13-2013, 09:48 AM
"Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team."

Boondock Saints


"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

SNKBYT
02-13-2013, 10:07 AM
Boondock Saints


"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

PULP FICTION

"Thank God for rednecks"

Lear31MX
02-13-2013, 10:08 AM
To late

markem
02-16-2013, 06:01 PM
"Thank God for rednecks"

Zombieland

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now."

Chainsaw13
02-16-2013, 06:03 PM
Zombieland

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now."

Dogma

"What's with the knife, we having cake or something?"

hazydat620
02-16-2013, 08:44 PM
Dogma

"What's with the knife, we having cake or something?"

Goodfellas?

markem
02-16-2013, 08:49 PM
"What's with the knife, we having cake or something?"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

" Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

hazydat620
02-16-2013, 09:07 PM
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

" Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

yeah or what he said:)

Mattso3000
02-16-2013, 09:27 PM
The Princess Bride

You idiots! This isn't them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

AdamJoshua
02-16-2013, 09:35 PM
bastard i took took long with my "silent movie" reply haha

Lear31MX
02-17-2013, 09:29 AM
Space balls

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

chippewastud79
02-17-2013, 09:37 AM
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison

"He has hands"

"He killed Damien"

AdamJoshua
02-17-2013, 03:09 PM
Billy Madison

"He has hands"

"He killed Damien"

Tropic Thunder


"What's down there, a fk'ing Rancor?"

RobR1205
02-17-2013, 05:06 PM
Tropic Thunder


"What's down there, a fk'ing Rancor?"

Pineapple Express...awesome movie!

"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

(Unfortunately this excuse doesn't work in real life...)

AdamJoshua
03-18-2013, 03:34 PM
The Fellowship of the Ring

" For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius. "

AdamJoshua
03-22-2013, 09:40 PM
Bizump

SvilleKid
03-23-2013, 12:06 AM
The Fellowship of the Ring

" For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius. "

Can't believe I missed this. Looks like it was posted when I was out of power for 2 days from the storm that passed thru.

Mel Brook's funniest movie, IMO. Young Frankenstein!!

Lets see......

" My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never. "

kydsid
03-23-2013, 11:54 AM
Can't believe I missed this. Looks like it was posted when I was out of power for 2 days from the storm that passed thru.

Mel Brook's funniest movie, IMO. Young Frankenstein!!

Lets see......

" My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never. "



Sin City :noon



"I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit."

AdamJoshua
03-23-2013, 12:54 PM
Leon: The Professional (really good flick)

"Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it." :r :r :r :r

chippewastud79
03-23-2013, 01:11 PM
Leon: The Professional (really good flick)

"Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it." :r :r :r :r

National Lampoon's Vacation

"SHUTE? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid! His own father has to use a livewire to keep him from ****in' the fireplace!"

AdamJoshua
03-24-2013, 03:48 PM
National Lampoon's Vacation

"SHUTE? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid! His own father has to use a livewire to keep him from ****in' the fireplace!"

Vision quest!

"Give my regards to king tut a$$hole."

icehog3
03-26-2013, 02:01 AM
"Give my regards to king tut a$$hole."

Stargate.

"I ain't got no spit".

kugie
03-26-2013, 05:12 AM
Stargate.

"I ain't got no spit".

JAWS

-New one-

" Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. "

icehog3
03-26-2013, 03:55 PM
" Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. "

The Hangover. :al

"He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him."

SvilleKid
03-26-2013, 04:52 PM
The Hangover. :al

"He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him."

Saw this in the last month or so.....

Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

New one: "The wind blows so hard the ocean gets up on its hind legs and walks right across the land."

Robulous78
03-26-2013, 05:38 PM
Saw this in the last month or so.....

Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

New one: "The wind blows so hard the ocean gets up on its hind legs and walks right across the land."

Key Largo (1948)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today... "

pektel
03-27-2013, 08:30 AM
CLerks

"You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole."

chippewastud79
03-27-2013, 09:49 AM
CLerks

"You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole."

Step Brothers

"Oh, f*** that sh!t! Spumoni!"

SvilleKid
04-01-2013, 03:38 PM
Step Brothers

"Oh, f*** that sh!t! Spumoni!"

Any guesses, Anyone??

AdamJoshua
04-01-2013, 04:19 PM
Semi Pro

"Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."

AdamJoshua
04-06-2013, 08:40 PM
Semi Pro

"Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."

Obviously no one has ever seen the In Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk.

Ok new quote...

"I am not becoming like them, Maggie, I am them"

SvilleKid
04-11-2013, 11:01 AM
Obviously no one has ever seen the In Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk.

Ok new quote...

"I am not becoming like them, Maggie, I am them"

I'm upset with myself for NOT picking up on the "In-Laws" quote!! The Peter Falk version is by far the better version, IMO! Always liked Peter Falk as an actor!

Anyway, I believe the current quote is from Donnie Brasco (sp?)

New Quote: "My father is finally going to marry my mother! Isn't that great?"

SvilleKid
04-15-2013, 09:33 PM
I'm upset with myself for NOT picking up on the "In-Laws" quote!! The Peter Falk version is by far the better version, IMO! Always liked Peter Falk as an actor!

Anyway, I believe the current quote is from Donnie Brasco (sp?)

New Quote: "My father is finally going to marry my mother! Isn't that great?"

What about an additional quote:

" Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo" " Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends."

SvilleKid
04-16-2013, 05:52 PM
What about an additional quote:

" Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo" " Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends."

Guess this movie is too obscure. Hellfighters. John Wayne.

An easy one: " You guys must be studying the *abridged* book of Ninja fighting"

Mattso3000
04-16-2013, 05:58 PM
Ha. TMNT.


"What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
"Try knocking on the door..."

AdamJoshua
04-16-2013, 06:05 PM
Magnum Force (D.Harry).. ;) easy one thank god. lol


New Quote. (now I have to watch this movie again... )

" Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name? "

AdamJoshua
04-21-2013, 06:48 PM
Well it was Boondock Saints.

New Quote.

" Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A ****in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a ***** who shot you was wearing? "

icehog3
04-21-2013, 11:56 PM
My Cousin Vinny.....Love me some Marisa Tomei. :dr

"You're out of bullets. And you know what that means... you're sh!t outta luck."

Gabe215
04-22-2013, 01:56 AM
Ace Ventura Pet Detective


Dying Ain't Much of a livin... boy!