Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[mhailey]

Matt, after correctly identfying a quote, you post your own in the same post.

That being said, your guess was incorrect."[/B]

I was unsure about the accuracy of my guess which was the basis for my not following up with a quote of my own and thereby confulgrating the confusion already inherent in the preceding posts. Trying to stick to the rules and not use Google.

[icehog3]

I was unsure about the accuracy of my guess which was the basis for my not following up with a quote of my own and thereby confulgrating the confusion already inherent in the preceding posts. Trying to stick to the rules and not use Google.

All good, Matt! :tu

Current quote:



"So what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

[Porch Dweller]

Weird Science

"That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they'd make an exception."

[Havanaaddict]

Clark: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Havanaaddict, you might want to refresh yourself on the rules of the game.

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

My bad:rlz

[chippewastud79]

"That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they'd make an exception."

Jurassic Park

"That boy good."
"Yeah, good and terrible."

[Porch Dweller]

My bad:rlz

No problem, just blame it on the booze...whether you were drinking or not. :D

[AdamJoshua]

Jurassic Park

"That boy good."
"Yeah, good and terrible."

This was just on in the Gym when I there. Coming To America


"We've got a Hulk."

[Porch Dweller]

This was just on in the Gym when I there. Coming To America


"We've got a Hulk."

The Avengers

"What's in the box?!?"

[icehog3]

"What's in the box?!?"

Se7en....great flick.

"Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It's a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love: these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. One hand is always fighting the other hand, and the left hand is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right hand, Love, is finished. But hold on, stop the presses, the right hand is coming back. Yeah, he got the left hand on the ropes, now, that's right. Ooh, it's a devastating right and Hate is hurt, he's down. Left-Hand Hate KOed by Love."

[AdamJoshua]

Do the Right Thing

People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!

[icehog3]

Magnum Force.

This man is dangerous? I'm dangerous! I'm dangerous!!

[Porch Dweller]

Magnum Force.

This man is dangerous? I'm dangerous! I'm dangerous!!

Rocky 2?

I'm really not positive on that one. If that's it, here's next quote:

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

[icehog3]

You be right, James. :tu

[JLMraider]

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Pretty sure that's Die Hard, been a while since I've watch it. If so...

"Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

Seems easy given the company we're in. I imagine this film's been quoted here already but it's among my favorites. Bonus points for the character.

-Miller

[Chainsaw13]

"Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

-Miller

Tombstone, Doc Holliday

"Didn't anybody have anything better to to that day?"

[Chainsaw13]

"Didn't anybody have anything better to do that day?"

Fixed it. Here's another quote from same movie.

" I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style."

[AdamJoshua]

The Replacements

I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes."

and one more

Look at me. What I'm thinking is, 'You're mine. I ****in' own you.' But what I'm not doing is feeling anything about it one way or the other. You understand? You're not a person to me, you're a name in my collection book, a guy owes me money, that's all.

[Porch Dweller]

and one more

Get Shorty. What a fun movie that is.


"Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And YOU, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!"

[JLMraider]

Toy story

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it."

[chippewastud79]

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it."

Lion King

"I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!"

[AdamJoshua]

Wreck It Ralph

You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.

[Porch Dweller]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Great flick!

" Let's get this straight. You don't like? I don't like a lot of things. I don't like your men sittin' on the road bottling up this town. I don't like your men watching us, trying to catch us with our backs turned. And I don't like it when a friend of mine offers to help and twenty minutes later he's dead! And I don't like you, Burdette, because you set it up."

[Porch Dweller]

That was Rio Bravo.

Capt. Ramsey: How do you like that cigar?
Hunter: It's good, sir.
Capt. Ramsey: It's your first?
Hunter: [coughing] Yeah.
Capt. Ramsey: Well, don't like it too much. They're more expensive than drugs.

[markem]

Crimson Tide (had to double check)

"Oh leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!"

[chippewastud79]

"Oh leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!"

Oceans 11 - the newer one

"If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes."

[Porch Dweller]

Oceans 11 - the newer one

"If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes."

Oceans 12

"Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. S--t, we're farmers!"

[icehog3]

"Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. S--t, we're farmers!"

Unforgiven.

"MMM.....Juicy Fruit".

[heyferg]

Unforgiven.

"MMM.....Juicy Fruit".

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15572&stc=1&d=1426206756


"I won't play the sap for you!"

[icehog3]

"I won't play the sap for you!"

Bogart as Spade in "The Maltese Falcon"....just saw it on TCM a few weeks ago.

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it"

[Chainsaw13]

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it"

I knew it was from Cool Hand Luke (excellent film btw). Had to google to find out Strother Martin's name. Just couldn't access the deep recesses of my brain for that tid bit of trivia.

"He's dug in like an Alabama tick."

[Porch Dweller]

I knew it was from Cool Hand Luke (excellent film btw). Had to google to find out Strother Martin's name. Just couldn't access the deep recesses of my brain for that tid bit of trivia.

"He's dug in like an Alabama tick."

Predator, by the Governator.

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

[AdamJoshua]

Psycho

"...puny God..."

[Porch Dweller]

"...puny God..."

The Avengers. Had to pause the movie the first time I saw that because the wife and I were laughing so hard.


Man 1: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Man 2: Are my methods unsound?
Man 1: I don't see any method at all, sir.

[markem]

Man 1: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Man 2: Are my methods unsound?
Man 1: I don't see any method at all, sir.

Apocalypse Now. Great deadpan line.

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."

[AdamJoshua]

Apocalypse Now. Great deadpan line.

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."

Up

:lr because I can picture that part perfectly




Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

[shark]

Dr. Strangelove!


"How the hell do I know? He's got no goddamn HEAD!!!"

[Porch Dweller]

Dr. Strangelove!


"How the hell do I know? He's got no goddamn HEAD!!!"

The very underrated Hamburger Hill.

"Sanitation? I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation... sanitarium!"

[icehog3]

The very underrated Hamburger Hill.

"Sanitation? I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation... sanitarium!"

Scarface, love that line.

"Don't condescend me, man. I'll f*ckin' kill ya, man."

[Porch Dweller]

Scarface, love that line.

"Don't condescend me, man. I'll f*ckin' kill ya, man."

Stoner Brad Pitt in the eminently quotable True Romance.


"You're ghostin' us, motherf---er. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

[mhailey]

Predator

"That kids been stoned since third grade."

[icehog3]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High....I was quoting Mr. Hand today in roll call. :r

"It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

[shark]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High....I was quoting Mr. Hand today in roll call. :r

"It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"


The Godfather II.


"In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things. And I've got mine"

[AdamJoshua]

Eraserhead

I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life; my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

[Porch Dweller]

Blade Runner. Man, that "tears in the rain" speech is great!

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f--king beings."

[JIMBETHYNAME]

Blade Runner. Man, that "tears in the rain" speech is great!

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f--king beings."
Full metal jacket.

"The sun is shining,the birds are chirping and the airs just right for drinking"

[Porch Dweller]

Full metal jacket.

"The sun is shining,the birds are chirping and the airs just right for drinking"

I think you stumped us, Jim. Care to post another one?

[JIMBETHYNAME]

Men at work with Charlie sheen and Emilio Esteves.
Try this one
" At the conclusion of the dam tour,you will be able to go to the dam giftshop and purchase your dam hats your dam tsirts and your dam postcards."

[Porch Dweller]

Men at work with Charlie sheen and Emilio Esteves.
Try this one
" At the conclusion of the dam tour,you will be able to go to the dam giftshop and purchase your dam hats your dam tsirts and your dam postcards."

Vegas Vacation

"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

[icehog3]

"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....great flick.

"Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm."

[AdamJoshua]

City Slickers (hope it was that one and not the other)

Person 1: I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?
Person 2: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

[AdamJoshua]

Breakfast Club

New one:

"Hey, I gots ta know..."

[icehog3]

Dirty Harry....were you watching AMC today too? :D

"Who's 'we', Sucka?"

[AdamJoshua]

Dirty Harry....were you watching AMC today too? :D

"Who's 'we', Sucka?"

Sudden Impact ... and yes Dirty Harry Saturday FTW!


People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!

[icehog3]

Magnum Force. :tu

"You're sh!t outta luck".

[AdamJoshua]

Dirty Harry "You forgot your fortune cookie..... it says..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMQkSE9rMg


Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain.

[icehog3]

The Enforcer.

"Reasonable suspicion. I can go anywhere I please if I have reasonable suspicion. Now if I have suspicion a felony's been committed, I can just walk right in here anytime I feel like it, 'cause I got this badge, I got this gun, and I got the love of Jesus right here in my pretty green eyes."

[AdamJoshua]

The classic Sandra Locke vehicle, The Gauntlet!

I hope this is the movie I'm thinking, I play fair and don't look on the google.

**** with me buddy and I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shi-t.

[mhailey]

The classic Sandra Locke vehicle, The Gauntlet!

I hope this is the movie I'm thinking, I play fair and don't look on the google.

Deadpool

"Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine."

[icehog3]

"Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine."

Heartbreak Ridge. :banger:

"I think I'll go down to Mexico to try to find him."
"And then?"
"He's got the first move. I owe him that. I think I'll try to tell him the war is over. What do you say, Mr. Wilson?"
"I reckon so. I guess we all died a little in that damn war."

[markem]

"I think I'll go down to Mexico to try to find him."
"And then?"
"He's got the first move. I owe him that. I think I'll try to tell him the war is over. What do you say, Mr. Wilson?"
"I reckon so. I guess we all died a little in that damn war."

The Outlaw Jose Wales

"What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’? Well you’re not! You’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets, and that’s it."

[AdamJoshua]

The Outlaw Jose Wales

"What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’? Well you’re not! You’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets, and that’s it."

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest




What happened to your nose, ______? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?

Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?

[Porch Dweller]

Forget that quote, it's Chinatown

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."

[AdamJoshua]

Forget that quote, it's Chinatown

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."

Dr. Strangelove mein fuhrer!




Where are you going?

I'm gonna kill the *****. You want something?

Could you get me a Chunky?


(It really is a bad movie, funny but so bad. :r )

[markem]

Where are you going?

I'm gonna kill the *****. You want something?

Could you get me a Chunky?


(It really is a bad movie, funny but so bad. :r )

Throw Momma From The Train was not a bad movie.

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

[Porch Dweller]

Throw Momma From The Train was not a bad movie.

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

Fight Club, Tyler Durden


"Why do you smoke this s--t? So as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this s--t. I AM reality."

[icehog3]

Staff Sergeant Barnes in Platoon.

"In the, in the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider!"

[AdamJoshua]

A seasonal classic, It's A Wonderful Life

Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. 15 billion dollars in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons. Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have two hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines move in and make you put it back.

[AdamJoshua]

A seasonal classic, It's A Wonderful Life

Let's move this forward, so that was from Gold Finger.


Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.

or from same movie

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

[icehog3]

Lost Boys! :D

"What are you talkin' about? I got your gun! I got the money! I got everything!"

[heyferg]

48 Hrs.
Right before Nolte blows the bad guy away.

"And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is PERFECT for me."

Same movie

"If it were me, I'd bet everything. But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas"

[AdamJoshua]

Stripes -

New quote

Guy 1: Jeez! It's a ****in' six-shooter. ****!
Guy 2: There's nine bodies, genius.
Guy 1: What the **** were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

[SNKBYT]

Boondock Saints..............my of my favorite movies

There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house and bullshit.

[AdamJoshua]

Boondock Saints II - not quite as good as the original

This is burned in by laser scan. Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal mother****ers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink.

[mhailey]

Terminator


"You want to know how Custer felt? Why don't you ask him?"

[Porch Dweller]

Terminator


"You want to know how Custer felt? Why don't you ask him?"

We Were Soldiers

"I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses."

[Porch Dweller]

We Were Soldiers

"I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses."

That was North by Northwest.


"Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?"

[icehog3]

Probably my favorite movie of all time. The Shining. Delbert Grady, outcreepified only by Lloyd the Bartender.

"Oh, really? Tell me, where is that place? Where is it? In what remote corner of this country-no-entire goddamn planet is there a place were men really care about one another and really love each other? Now, you tell me were such a place is, and I promise you that I'll never hurt another human being as long as I live."

[AdamJoshua]

http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/billyjack006.jpg



What does God need with a starship?

[massphatness]

One of the Star Treks - Star Trek 17 or something. Kirk was fat(ter), I remember that.

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[icehog3]

Pulp Fiction, Jules is The Man.

"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut."

[Porch Dweller]

Pulp Fiction, Jules is The Man.

"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut."

Easy Rider


"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."

[AdamJoshua]

Donny Darko

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

[icehog3]

Caddyshack.

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."

[AdamJoshua]

Warrrr-iors... come out and play-ay


See you at the party Richter!

[Porch Dweller]

Total Recall


"You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."

[JIMBETHYNAME]

Total Recall


"You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
RED DAWN

I come to this country to be free, and you fargin iceholes violate my fargin rights, fargin bastages

[AdamJoshua]

Johnny Dangerously

Hey, homeboy, why don't you close that door; we'll get the Prom Queen impregnated.

[Chainsaw13]

Breakfast Club.

"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."

[AdamJoshua]

Breakfast Club.

"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."

Weird Science


“People are afraid to merge.”

[AdamJoshua]

Weird Science

Ouch ok new one


The butterfly effect and suck my dick!

[IBQTEE1]

Butterfly Effect

"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"

[Porch Dweller]

Butterfly Effect

"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"

Despicable Me

"For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

[icehog3]

Despicable Me

"For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

Good Fellas.

"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ckstart her head!"

[AdamJoshua]

(it was actually Hot Tub Time Machine)

[icehog3]

(it was actually Hot Tub Time Machine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW71aILZEXo



"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ckstart her head!"

[jonumberone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW71aILZEXo



"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ckstart her head!"

Way of the Gun- Sarah Silverman's finest work. :D

Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares.

[JIMBETHYNAME]

42?
I got you a one way ticket to the reserection, so long Mel, have a good trip.

[icehog3]

Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares

42?

Incorrect.

A Bronx Tale.

I'll' go with your quote anyway, and solve that too. :D

I got you a one way ticket to the Resurrection, so long Mel, have a good trip

Scarface.

"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The f@cker shot me! What the f@ck-ass **** of a bum-f@ck sh!thole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass f@cker shoots my foot off! ****-f@cking sh!t!

[Porch Dweller]

Incorrect.

A Bronx Tale.

I'll' go with your quote anyway, and solve that too. :D



Scarface.

"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The f@cker shot me! What the f@ck-ass **** of a bum-f@ck sh!thole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass f@cker shoots my foot off! ****-f@cking sh!t!
Mystery, Alaska


Man1: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.
Man2: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a b!tch?
Man1: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.

[icehog3]

Alien.

"Get away from her, you b@tch!!"

[Porch Dweller]

Alien.

"Get away from her, you b@tch!!"

Aliens

Man1: Hey, Sweden!
Man2: They're not Swedish, Mac. They're Norwegian.

[icehog3]

The Thing (Kurt Russell version).

"He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelery stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him."

[AdamJoshua]

The Thing (Kurt Russell version).

"He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelery stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him."

The Hidden

"You FU#KING bite me?!?! Bring it on sex machine! "

or

"Now, let's kill that f#@king band. "

[jonumberone]

The Hidden

"You FU#KING bite me?!?! Bring it on sex machine! "

or

"Now, let's kill that f#@king band. "

From Dusk to Dawn

"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."

[AdamJoshua]

From Dusk to Dawn

"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."

Blow (phrasing...boom...nailed it!)

I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

[AdamJoshua]

the quick and the dead

And remember I went up to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chick's clothes? Yeah, you had on this black bra with tassels! You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra skin jockstrap. Remember how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me? And I just said 'Jesus stop it Joe, I'm ashamed of you!'

[Porch Dweller]

Slap Shot

"What...are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f----n' pancakes, c'mon."

[QUAZY50]

Slap Shot

"What...are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f----n' pancakes, c'mon."

Fargo

"The problem with real life is there's no danger music."

[Porch Dweller]

Fargo

"The problem with real life is there's no danger music."

Cable Guy

"We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am."

[AdamJoshua]

The RRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaiders of the Lost Ark


Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that’s what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

[joatmon]

The Princess Bride.

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

[Porch Dweller]

The Princess Bride.

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

A great line from Watchmen.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

[joatmon]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Man I haven't known any of theses, now I've got two in a row.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

[AdamJoshua]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Man I haven't known any of theses, now I've got two in a row.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb




They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a ****ing ambush.

This was a ****ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!

There was a firefight!

[mhailey]

Boondock Saints.

"I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you."

[Porch Dweller]

Boondock Saints.

"I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you."

Kill Bill Vol 1

"We have orders in hand. Those orders are to make a pre-emptive launch. Every second that we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty because they've flown their birds and struck us first."

[jonumberone]

"We have orders in hand. Those orders are to make a pre-emptive launch. Every second that we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty because they've flown their birds and struck us first."

Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

[mhailey]

Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

I'll take a stab at it. True Lies????

I don't know if it is right so I'm not posting a quote yet.

[OmniDragon]

Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

The Aviator

New quote:

"Why is the rabbit unafraid?"
"He's smarter than the panther."

[Porch Dweller]

The Aviator

New quote:

"Why is the rabbit unafraid?"
"He's smarter than the panther."

The Edge

"I have detailed files on human anatomy."

[OmniDragon]

The Edge

"I have detailed files on human anatomy."

"I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?"
"Correct." lol Terminator 2


New quote:

"WILSON!!!!!!!!!!"

[icehog3]

Castaway.

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "

[Porch Dweller]

Castaway.

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "

Major League


"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f--king Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f--king difference!"

[Porch Dweller]

That was Trainspotting.


"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

[heyferg]

That was Trainspotting.


"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

That's HAL from 2001.

"Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."

[AdamJoshua]

Harold and Maude



Now here's what's gonna happen. In 60 seconds you're gonna take these chains off me. We're gonna make a play for those nodes and get off this rock. But somewhere along the line, when it gets really bad, Johns is gonna fold just like Little Johns did. Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.

[Porch Dweller]

Riddick

"I truly don't know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn, but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho f--k family of ours is gonna rip itself apart."

[AdamJoshua]

Pitch Black


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge....."

[SNKBYT]

A Christmas Story

question: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
answer: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me"

[AdamJoshua]

Army of Darkness :lr

"Get off of my plane!"

[dijit]

Air Force One


What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

[Django]

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Spaceballs

Well, if that's the way it is done, then that's the way you must do it.

[AdamJoshua]

Labyrinth (?) and I can't believe they are remaking THIS too ... when is enough enough.


Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

[icehog3]

The Outlaw Josey Wales.....lots of classic lines. :)

"That must be the tea".

[Porch Dweller]

The Outlaw Josey Wales.....lots of classic lines. :)

"That must be the tea".

Caddyshack

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

[Mr.Maduro]

Caddyshack

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

Groundhog Day

"Are we about to get it on right now?? 'Cause I'm as bout as hard as a diamond in an ice storm."

[Porch Dweller]

Groundhog Day

"Are we about to get it on right now?? 'Cause I'm as bout as hard as a diamond in an ice storm."

Talladega Nights

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is s**t but, hey, I'm in a police station."

[AdamJoshua]

The Usual Suspects


Talking about the CIA

Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

[markem]

Talking about the CIA

Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

Oh crap! I should know this but all I can think of right now is Burn After Reading and I know that is wrong.

aaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh!

[mncigarguy]

The Usual Suspects


Talking about the CIA

Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

The In- laws

[icehog3]

Supposed to put down a new quote after you answer one, Rich. ;)

[mncigarguy]

Supposed to put down a new quote after you answer one, Rich. ;)

Sorry - here goes!

"When a naked man chases a woman in alley with a butcher knife, and a hard-on, I take it he's not out collecting for the Red Cross"

[AdamJoshua]

Dirty Harry


I thought you wanted me to. That was the deal we made that night. You told me that hated your wife. You wished she was dead. I told you I hated my mama. I told you I wished she was dead. To told me to see that Hitchcock film about swaping murders. I figured I kill your wife and you kill my mama. That's fair.

[YankeeMan]

Throw Mama off the train.

"I'll have what she's having!"

[mncigarguy]

Dirty Harry

Well - that was quick, nice job!

[Sooner]

When Harry met Sally

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.”

[Porch Dweller]

LOTR: The Return of the King

"A guy told me one time, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.'"

[AdamJoshua]

Heat

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sooner]

Red Dawn

Thought you didn't smoke. I took it up recently, for my health.

[markem]

Secret window

All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!

[AdamJoshua]

Young Frankenstein


I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.

[icehog3]

Unforgiven. So many great lines.

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

[Porch Dweller]

Unforgiven. So many great lines.

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Gran Torino

"Alright, Colitis, Cajones, Prophylactics, Ajax. You boys are handsome. You ladies look like models. In fact I want your hair high and tight by tomorrow morning. When you start looking like Marines you'll start feeling like Marines and then, G-----n it, you'll start acting like Marines."

[icehog3]

"Alright, Colitis, Cajones, Prophylactics, Ajax. You boys are handsome. You ladies look like models. In fact I want your hair high and tight by tomorrow morning. When you start looking like Marines you'll start feeling like Marines and then, G-----n it, you'll start acting like Marines."

Heartbrek Ridge.

"My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?"

[AdamJoshua]

The Longest Yard .. the real one.


There's no way... NO way that you came from MY loins..soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in dah mouth!

[markem]

Smokey and the Bandit

Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.

[AdamJoshua]

The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

Generosity, that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.

Ok a bonus quote from the same movie..

If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

[AdamJoshua]

Well it was The Magnificent Seven.

New quote

I want you to throw my momma from the train.

[icehog3]

Really? :lr

[AdamJoshua]

Really? :lr

Sometimes you gotta throw a meatball to get things going. -(P

[markem]

Sometimes you gotta throw a meatball to get things going. -(P

Okay, that quote is a stumper.

The one before was from Throw Momma from the Train.

"They're here"

[Sooner]

"They're here"

Poltergeist

"Those aren't pillows!"

[AdamJoshua]

Edit: Damn same time posted... ok that's Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? Huh? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here? Who the hell are you people?

from the same movie and a bit easier

If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.

[icehog3]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

"Phone home".

[Sooner]

"Phone home".

E.T.

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

[markem]

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

Lots of possibilities, but Spaceballs is the one I would pick.

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

[Porch Dweller]

Lots of possibilities, but Spaceballs is the one I would pick.

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

A Streetcar Named Desire

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

[AdamJoshua]

Psycho

let's go old school

All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!

[mhailey]

Westside Story (surprised it took so long)


"That wasn't very nice. Now youse gotta leave.

reply: I'll tell you when the f#c* we leave alright. Get the f#c* away from me.
Go watch the bikes eh!

(Locking the door)

Now youse can't leave."

[OmniDragon]

Westside Story (surprised it took so long)


"That wasn't very nice. Now youse gotta leave.

reply: I'll tell you when the f#c* we leave alright. Get the f#c* away from me.
Go watch the bikes eh!

(Locking the door)

Now youse can't leave."

A Bronx Tale

I used to caddy for young lawyers off from work on weekdays...and their wives. I'd look at those long, tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long, tan legs, too.

[AdamJoshua]

The Firm

"Mr Hunter. I've made a decision. I'm Captain of this boat. NOW SHUT THE **** UP."

[mhailey]

Crimson Tide

"You're the skipper now. And the skipper always knows what to do whether he does or not."

[icehog3]

"You're the skipper now. And the skipper always knows what to do whether he does or not."

U-571

"I can do better than you in a four bit fancy house".

[AdamJoshua]

High Plains Drifter ( I believe and I am validated because Tom always goes back to Clint movies..lame )

[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.

[icehog3]

High Plains Drifter ( I believe and I am validated because Tom always goes back to Clint movies..lame ).

Best one liners, so EAD please. :r

[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.

[OmniDragon]

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua
[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.

For A Few Dollars More

Take a swig o this, capn. Keep yer ears open. -(P

[AdamJoshua]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?

[mncigarguy]

Quote:
Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
That is Die Hard I believe

[Chainsaw13]

Quote:
Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
That is Die Hard I believe

Correct. Post up a quote of your own.

[AdamJoshua]

Hmmm

[icehog3]

Someone just post one up.

[Porch Dweller]

New quote: "The funny thing is on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."

[joatmon]

Shawshank Redemption

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

[SNKBYT]

BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

[mncigarguy]

Sorry for the delay - continue!

[SNKBYT]

BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

from the same movie

Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites.
So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?"
"No," says Hennessey. "I do not." "You do not?" says the priest.
"No," says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies."

[AdamJoshua]

Crossfire the tv show / movie


Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

[icehog3]

Godfather III.

"Joey......ZASA!!"

[AdamJoshua]

Godfather III.

Uh same movie Godfather III :lr


0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

or

Guy: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Girl: You've never made out with a girl before?
Guy: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was drunk...
Girl: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. It's my first time too. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Guy: Oh, yeah? What about?
Girl: I'm only 13.

[Porch Dweller]

Animal House

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

[AdamJoshua]

Caddyshack


Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken **** gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?

[AdamJoshua]

Commando - Man that movie had the best Arnold one liners and bits.

new quote

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

[Porch Dweller]

Ghostbusters

"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

[joatmon]

Mad Max 2

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”

[icehog3]

Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

[AdamJoshua]

Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

Godfather II . Mr. Roth a combination of a couple of badass Jew mobsters :lr

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

from the same movie

No, I don't hate ______. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!

[icehog3]

Rocky III, the infamous Lawrence Tero, AKA Mr. T, AKA Clubber Lang.

"Doctor, I think I'd like to kiss you...."

"Alright....but you're so damn ugly".

[AdamJoshua]

I think I have this one but not 100% …

Planet of the Apes (?)

"Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…"

*slam slam slam*

"Puny God"

[Sooner]

The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

[NeuRon]

The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

The Sandlot!

________________________


I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

[icehog3]

You're supposed to post one of your own after answering, Ron. ;)

[NeuRon]

i did!.... unless you are being facetious lol

[Porch Dweller]

The Sandlot!

________________________


I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

The Big Lebowski


"Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

[AdamJoshua]

i did!.... unless you are being facetious lol

I thought you just had a mean sig line. :lr

[AdamJoshua]

The Big Lebowski


"Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

Fargo

Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

[Porch Dweller]

Predator

"If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me."

[AdamJoshua]

the real Total Recall

No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.

[OmniDragon]

No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.

What About Bob?

lmao Haven't seen that movie in ages, and I can still hear AND see Richard Dryfus doing that scene.

We all go a little mad sometimes. :) Anthony Perkins, Psycho. mmmmm *licks fingers* Corn syrup...same stuff they used for pig's blood in Carrie.

Not from Psycho, but written by a guy who's definitely a classic movie lover, including his own work from the '80s.

[Porch Dweller]

Scream


"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

[markem]

"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Lol! Apocalypse Now.

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."

[AdamJoshua]

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (nothing about marrying a daughter, adopted or not though)

Actor 1: What does God need with a starship?
Actor 2: _____, what are you doing?
Actor 1: I'm asking a question.

[AdamJoshua]

Twas Star Trek


Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

[mhailey]

Young Frankenstein


"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.


God darnit, Mr. _(insert character's name)_, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

[markem]

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.


God darnit, Mr. _(insert character's name)_, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

Blazing Saddles.

"If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out."

[Porch Dweller]

Blazing Saddles.

"If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out."

Ronin. Great flick!


First Man: My team. My team is DEAD. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.
Second Man: Are you intact?
First Man: Do you read me?!? The list is in the OPEN!

[Sooner]

Mission Impossible! One of my Favorites!

Two qoutes from the same Movie. Both are way to good to do just one.

Woman: How the hell am I supposed to sleep with all that f***ing racket? When are we going to move so that we don't have to wake up to that sh*t?
Man: I kind of like it.
[voice-over]
Man: It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying f***ing voice. Now please, let me sleep.

Man: I'm sorry
Woman: You apologize too much.
Man: Well...I'm sorry about that.

[markem]

I'm pretty sure that the movie is called "Wanted".

Teeing this one up...

Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

[AdamJoshua]

Fifth Element *it's way back way back .. it's outta here!"

Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

[Sooner]

Iron Man

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request"
{Confused Look}
"Means no!"

[Porch Dweller]

Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl

Woman: Nervous?
Man: Yes.
Woman: First time?
Man: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

[AdamJoshua]

Airplane


Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you KEEP it a SECRET! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

[joatmon]

Dr. Strangelove

"I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

[joatmon]

That was V for Vendetta. Let's try this one.

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

[nutcracker]

Ghostbusters.

OK - here's a classic:

"Say Lou. Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404?"

[Porch Dweller]

Ghostbusters.

OK - here's a classic:

"Say Lou. Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404?"

Fargo (I just posted that quote on March 11 :D )

"I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony."

[nutcracker]

Fargo (I just posted that quote on March 11 :D )
"

Oops. Still a great line.

Anyway yours is form the Clockwork Orange - a little "ultra" violence and all that!

Here's another classic:

"Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

[AdamJoshua]

Oops. Still a great line.

Anyway yours is form the Clockwork Orange - a little "ultra" violence and all that!

Here's another classic:

"Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

Being a student of Professor Auguste Balls, I can tell you this is from The Pink Panther Strikes Again.

"If he dies, he dies."

[JIMBETHYNAME]

Rocky IV
" No, we arent going to play f%#king stonehedge tomorrow night!"

[AdamJoshua]

One of my favorite movies. This is Spinal Tap.

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper"

[massphatness]

Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope

"His name is Robert Paulson"

[mhailey]

Fight Club

"when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[AdamJoshua]

Fight Club

"when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

[massphatness]

Elf
(my favorite Christmas movie)


"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years"

[SNKBYT]

Elf
(my favorite Christmas movie)


"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years"

Pulp Fiction

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[grabs girl close]
Hail to the king, baby.
[kisses the girl]

[Porch Dweller]

Army of Darkness
"You're not as smart as your brother, Joe. He sees Stumpy here sittin' around the corner locked in with you... and if that isn't plain enough, I'll tell you why. If any trouble starts around this jail, before anybody can get to you you're gonna get accidentally shot."

[Porch Dweller]

That was Rio Bravo.

New quote: "Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe."

[AdamJoshua]

Kill Bill Vol 1

"You men are all alike, 6 or 7 quick ones then it's off with the boys to boast and brag, you better keep your mouth SHUT ... I think I love him... "

[AdamJoshua]

Kill Bill Vol 1

"You men are all alike, 6 or 7 quick ones then it's off with the boys to boast and brag, you better keep your mouth SHUT ... I think I love him... "

Young Frankenstein



Well they are all wet .. oh God the dog wet on the picnic basket!

[icehog3]

National Lampoon Vacation.

"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."

[AdamJoshua]

Raising Arizona

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

[icehog3]

Kelly's Heroes.

Young Boy: You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here.

Man: Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?

Young Boy: No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio.

Other Man: Look, kid, go f@ck a duck.

[heyferg]

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

"It is not coffee! You couldn't possible take water and coffee beans and arrive at that!"

[mhailey]

Life with Father

"Tell it to the one legged man so he can bump it off down the road."

[Porch Dweller]

The underrated Lucky Number Slevin.

"From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"

[markem]

"From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"

Full Metal Jacket. I always try to think "Gunny Highway" but that's wrong.

"That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

[AdamJoshua]

Kill Bill Vol 2

No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

[AdamJoshua]

The Other Guys

ok one of the best ad-libs in movie history ...

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[icehog3]

The Godfather.

"This is KDK 1 calling KDK 12. KDK 1 calling KDK 12. Come in please."

[heyferg]

The Other Guys

ok one of the best ad-libs in movie history ...

Quote:
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

A film that is so classic they never name the organization at the center of the story. But you know who it is!

[icehog3]

The Godfather.

"This is KDK 1 calling KDK 12. KDK 1 calling KDK 12. Come in please."