Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[Gabe215]

How did that happen? You answered fight club after James already beat you to it? ;s

[Porch Dweller]

How did that happen? You answered fight club after James already beat you to it? ;s

No, he got Blazing Saddles less than 60 seconds before your reply.

[mhailey]

I got that one too. Revenge of the Pink Panther

Now:

"Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."

[kugie]

I got that one too. Revenge of the Pink Panther

Now:

"Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."

To kill a mockingbird

--New One--

“Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”

[mhailey]

Star Wars

Person 1: "Don't tell me! You're from outer space."

Person 2: "No. I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

[irratebass]

Star Wars

Person 1: "Don't tell me! You're from outer space."

Person 2: "No. I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

Gravity????

[ArgusP2]

Star Wars

Person 1: "Don't tell me! You're from outer space."

Person 2: "No. I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

Star Trek: The Voyage Home

[AdamJoshua]

Star Trek: The Voyage Home

GEEK! (your turn to post up a quote Angel) :D

[mhailey]

Star Trek: The Voyage Home

In case you are waiting for me to confirm your answer, you're correct.

[icehog3]

A day and a half, I don't know what happened to Angel.

Matt, why don't you go again.

[mhailey]

Okay.


"I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them."

[nutcracker]

Sound of music

How about:
Man: Apes don't read philosophy. Woman: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!

[icehog3]

A Fish Called Wanda.

"I better be getting on home....before Alicia starts to think I've got a girlfriend".

[Mattso3000]

Field of Dreams

"I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon."

[markem]

"I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon."

Bull Durham

Oh, it looks good on you though.

[OLS]

Caddyshack.

"Broiled Hothouse Tomato Under Generous Slice Of Ripe Cheese..."

[Porch Dweller]

OLS, I think you stumped the crowd.

[AdamJoshua]

The Grifters

Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

....a few seconds later....

Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!

[Porch Dweller]

The Grifters



....a few seconds later....

Young Frankenstein


"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

[icehog3]

"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Raising Arizona.

"Can't you think of anything tougher to say than 'oops' ?"

[Django]

"Can't you think of anything tougher to say than 'oops' ?"
Rocky II


K: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
T: Or nothing at all.

[Porch Dweller]

I think you stumped the crowd, Django.

[.cigardude.]

K: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
T: Or nothing at all.

'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug



This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's very good

[Porch Dweller]

K: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
T: Or nothing at all.

'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug



This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's very good

Spies Like Us


"Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity."

[icehog3]

Capt. Quint in "Jaws"

"I asked if you knew where San Quentin is, and you do, don't you asshole?"

[AdamJoshua]

Magnum Force (which sucks because i have been waiting to post my fav line from that movie here, " a man's gotta know his limitations")

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

[markem]

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

Tripped me up for a second.
Thought it was Heartbreak Ridge at first, but then heard this other voice in my head ...

"I was going to make espresso!"

[Porch Dweller]

I think you stumped us, Mark.

[AdamJoshua]

Young Frankenstein


[singing] I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be blowin' your f*ckin' head off / I'll be blowin' your f*ckin' head off / I'll be whackin' your f*ckin' mind out when I come.

[Porch Dweller]

Grosse Pointe Blank


"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

[kugie]

Grosse Pointe Blank


"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"


The big Lebowski

~new one~

Let me introduce myself: My name's Phil, I'm married, I have four children, and I've seen three vaginas in my entire life - my wife's, my baby's, and my aunt's accidentally when we were riding tandem bikes together.

[AdamJoshua]

Sadly I've seen that movie...

That's My Boy

Some you win and Dim Sum you lose.

[Mattso3000]

Romeo Must Die

"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks"

[icehog3]

Romeo Must Die

Gotta post a new quote now, Matt. ;)

[Mattso3000]

I was working on it :D

[icehog3]

I was working on it :D

I'm stumped, try again. :lr

[Mattso3000]

I'm stumped, try again. :lr


"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks"

But it's such an easy one, Tom:tu

[Django]

"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks"
Shawshank Redemption


Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

[Porch Dweller]

Shawshank Redemption


Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

Spaceballs


"Oh wait...was she a great big fat person?"

[CRIMPS]

Spaceballs


"Oh wait...was she a great big fat person?"

Silence of the Lambs

"You have my money taped to your tits. Technically you do work for me."

[Porch Dweller]

Silence of the Lambs

"You have my money taped to your tits. Technically you do work for me."

The Wolf of Wall Street


"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies...well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before...but bad."

[mhailey]

Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies...well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before...but bad."

Unforgiven


"Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!"

[kugie]

Unforgiven


"Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!"

Blazing Saddles

~new one~

BULLSHIT! Stop this thing! I ORDER YOU!

[AdamJoshua]

Blazing Saddles

~new one~

BULLSHIT! Stop this thing! I ORDER YOU!

Spaceballs




You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.

[SvilleKid]

You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.

LOL! I've watched this movie WAY too many times!!!

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly!

New one:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room"

[Porch Dweller]

LOL! I've watched this movie WAY too many times!!!

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly!

New one:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room"

Dr. Strangelove

"Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."

[shade]

Dr. Strangelove

"Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."


Raiders of the Lost Ark


"The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the otherway around. Let them fight"

[baust55]

DON'T remember the movie title but John Wayne says to Barbra Stanwick

" You look mighty FINE in those Jeans MAM ! "

AUSTIN

[AdamJoshua]

DON'T remember the movie title but John Wayne says to Barbra Stanwick

" You look mighty FINE in those Jeans MAM ! "

AUSTIN

Gotta know the movie title and when you do put the title then you have to give a quote from another movie :tu

Current

Raiders of the Lost Ark


"The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the otherway around. Let them fight"

[AdamJoshua]

ok

Godzilla

NO. 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.

[Porch Dweller]

Breakfast Club


"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor."

[nutcracker]

Apocalypse now

Try this:
Get busy living, or get busy dying.

[Mattso3000]

Shawshank Redemption.

"Next time I'll knock you're damn head off"

[kugie]

Shawshank Redemption.

"Next time I'll knock you're damn head off"

Great Movie :tu

~new one~

Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball.

[Mattso3000]

Not how it works. I'll throw a clue in...he just punched the Sheriff in the face.

[Porch Dweller]

Not how it works. I'll throw a clue in...he just punched the Sheriff in the face.

Joe Kidd

"You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!"

[kugie]

Not how it works. I'll throw a clue in...he just punched the Sheriff in the face.

I know how it works

My mistake for got to put the title

[Porch Dweller]

Joe Kidd

"You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!"

Current quote is above...

[Porch Dweller]

Joe Kidd

"You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!"

It's been a week, so time for a new one. That was from Blade Runner.

"Earn this."

[kugie]

It's been a week, so time for a new one. That was from Blade Runner.

"Earn this."

Saving Private Ryan :tu

~new one~

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky. "

[Porch Dweller]

Saving Private Ryan :tu

~new one~

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky. "

I just happened to have looked in the "What movie are you watching" thread before coming here...not that I wouldn't have gotten it anyway. :D Star Wars.


"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows...damn it! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important."

[icehog3]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind. :tu

""Jack, look at me. We're survivors. We control the fear. And without the fear, we are all as good as dead. Do you understand? - Do you? "

[357]

Tom, are you quoting Titanic?

[icehog3]

Not even close, Mike. ;)

[AdamJoshua]

Lawless

The Mayor: ... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.
Character: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?
Character Name "When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
[Person leaves]
The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

[357]

Not even close, Mike. ;)

I didn't think YOU of all people would quote Titanic, but I had to ask. :D

[Porch Dweller]

Lawless

The Mayor: ... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.
Character: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?
Character Name "When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
[Person leaves]
The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

Dirty Harry

"The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."

[icehog3]

Stripes.....Not Titanic. :r

"You've had your whole f***ing life to think things over...what good's a few more minutes gonna do you now?!"

[AdamJoshua]

The Shining


[narrating] I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life; my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

[Porch Dweller]

The Shining

Blade Runner


"I admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job."

[nutcracker]

Blade Runner


"I admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job."

Great movie - LA Confidential.

How about:

"I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or..."
"Because. It's dull you twit, it'll hurt more."

[CRIMPS]

"I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or..."
"Because. It's dull you twit, it'll hurt more."

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

[dman4505]

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

The Outlaw Josey Wales

“Now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all...your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault...it don’t matter...I’m gonna blow your head off. It’s as simple as that.”

[Porch Dweller]

The Outlaw Josey Wales

“Now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all...your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault...it don’t matter...I’m gonna blow your head off. It’s as simple as that.”

Big Jake. An underrated John Wayne flick, IMNSHO.

"Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."

[mhailey]

Big Jake. An underrated John Wayne flick, IMNSHO.

"Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."

Toy Story

"no more yanky my wanky, the donger need food!"

[icehog3]

Sixteen Candles. :r

"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man! "

[Porch Dweller]

Sixteen Candles. :r

"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man! "

Apocalypse Now

"You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai."

[kugie]

Apocalypse Now

"You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai."

Kill Bill Vol1

"It’s like a fire hydrant! I just hold on and pray I don’t get it in my eyes or mouth!"

[Porch Dweller]

Kill Bill Vol1

"It’s like a fire hydrant! I just hold on and pray I don’t get it in my eyes or mouth!"

This is the End

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician."

[TXSmokey]

]

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician."


Jurassic park, I think


You want me to put the hammer down?

[Porch Dweller]

Jurassic park, I think


Yep.

[kgoings]

Jurassic park, I think


You want me to put the hammer down?

Avengers


It hurts doesn't it? You can't believe what fell. Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the fu*&ing drain. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

[Porch Dweller]

Avengers


It hurts doesn't it? You can't believe what fell. Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the fu*&ing drain. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Rounders

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Suspect: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

[kugie]

Rounders

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Suspect: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

The Usual Suspects

~new One~

I was born in October; when I get to my birthday I'm going to pull the trigger.

[AdamJoshua]

The Usual Suspects

~new One~

I was born in October; when I get to my birthday I'm going to pull the trigger.

Sadly a movie cast with the opposite star that it needed, by the way there is a long running argument who should have played Jack Reacher, I have to go with Clint Eastwood's as my pick.

-------

You youngin's won't get this probably, but I can tell you it's from one of the best movies of all time.

A little? And you a writer? Tsk, tsk, tsk. I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer.

[Porch Dweller]

Sadly a movie cast with the opposite star that it needed, by the way there is a long running argument who should have played Jack Reacher, I have to go with Clint Eastwood's as my pick.

-------

You youngin's won't get this probably, but I can tell you it's from one of the best movies of all time.

I think you stumped us, Adam.

[mhailey]

Given that almost 2 weeks have passed, I cheated and went to Google. Sue me for cheating:

The Philadelphia Story

Now moving on:

"Forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!" But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" You know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "Minghia! Those peppers! Forget about it!" But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means "Forget about it."

[Porch Dweller]

Given that almost 2 weeks have passed, I cheated and went to Google. Sue me for cheating:

The Philadelphia Story

Now moving on:

"Forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!" But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" You know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "Minghia! Those peppers! Forget about it!" But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means "Forget about it."

Donnie Brasco

"That's the only way. We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have it cornered. And then we'll blow it the f**k out into space! Is that acceptable to you?"

[kugie]

Donnie Brasco

"That's the only way. We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have it cornered. And then we'll blow it the f**k out into space! Is that acceptable to you?"

Alien

~new one~

I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure.

[mhailey]

The Hobbit


"You're killin me Smalls!"

[357]

"You're killin me Smalls!"

The Sandlot.

-------------------------

Alot of people go to school for seven years.

Yeah, they're called "Doctors".

[chippewastud79]

Alot of people go to school for seven years.

Yeah, they're called "Doctors".

Tommy Boy


"I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants."

[357]

"I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants."

Black Sheep.


"I'll turn this damn bus around, that'll end your PRECIOUS field trip pretty damn quick"

[Porch Dweller]

Black Sheep.


"I'll turn this damn bus around, that'll end your PRECIOUS field trip pretty damn quick"

Billy Madison


First man: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Second man: Who said we were terrorists?

[chippewastud79]

First man: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Second man: Who said we were terrorists?

Die Hard

-There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
-Lets get him out.

[kugie]

Die Hard

-There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
-Lets get him out.


Oceans 11 (the new one)

~new one~

Talk about the wrong stuff

[Porch Dweller]

Oceans 11 (the new one)

~new one~

Talk about the wrong stuff

Armageddon

"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."

[Porch Dweller]

It's been over a week, so new one:

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

(The above one was from 'Se7en', BTW).

[icehog3]

Caddyshack......can't believe I missed the Se7en one, that's one of my favorites.

"Hey, man, I didn't know your name was Alex".......

[TXSmokey]

cheech &chong, up in smoke


"did everyone see that, because I will not be doing it again"

[mhailey]

cheech &chong, up in smoke


"did everyone see that, because I will not be doing it again"

Was it Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End?

[TXSmokey]

close

[TXSmokey]

Ok, ill give it to you Matt since you were so close. its Pirates of the Caribbean, on stranger tides

[TXSmokey]

Oops

[icehog3]

Oops

Rocky II.

"What's it going to be, Bernard? Drive your car into the lake, or get a dislocated elbow?"

[mhailey]

Rocky II.

"What's it going to be, Bernard? Drive your car into the lake, or get a dislocated elbow?"

After 11 days I cheated and went to Google: Billy Jack

Now, continuing on:

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it."

[kugie]

After 11 days I cheated and went to Google: Billy Jack

Now, continuing on:

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it."


Ferris Buellers day off

New one

I Gotta go see about a girl

[Chainsaw13]

Good Will Hunting. RIP RW

"Littering and? Littering and? .... Littering and smoking the reefer."

[Porch Dweller]

Good Will Hunting. RIP RW

"Littering and? Littering and? .... Littering and smoking the reefer."

Supertroopers

"Don't you ever try and f*#k me, Tony."

[mhailey]

Supertroopers

"Don't you ever try and f*#k me, Tony."

Scarface

"I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.



Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

[AdamJoshua]

The Breakfast Club

Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early. Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz? Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee. Freddy and the Dreamers! Wrong speed. We've got it on the wrong speed. For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right. Let's put her right back down. Let's try it a little faster, see if that picks it up a little bit. Those pilots are going, "I really like the music. I really like the music. I really like the music." Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something. Let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better. Freddy is a devil. Freddy is a devil. Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarized zone. All right. Hey, what is this "demilitarized zone"? What do they mean, "police action"? Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "You know, she looks pretty to me." Hey, whatever it is, I like it because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz, Oh, no, don't go in there. Oh-we-oh Ho Chi'Minh Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon. You're among the little people now. We represent the ARVN Army The ARVN Army Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. "Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my God. It's the wicked witch of the north. It's Hanoi Hanna! "Now, little GI, you and your little 'tune-ooh' too!" "Oh, Adrian. Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?" Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now. Hey, uh, hi. Can you help me? What's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?. "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, can you tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about." What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle." Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song coming your way right now. "Nowhere To Run To" by Martha and the Vandellas. Yes! Hey, you know what I mean! Too much?

[TXSmokey]

good morning Vietnam?

[TXSmokey]

if its not good morning Vietnam disregard this.

"nail'em while they're vulnerable, that's my motto"

[mhailey]

Good Will Hunting


(IN SONG): "Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!"

[AdamJoshua]

It's not the same just saying it, you need to hear him say it.

My Fair Lady.

I'll give you two from the same movie.

"If you do that you'll always be poor just like the greasy rat you are.. if I were you I'd keep me alive..."

"God's not on our side because he hates idiots also."

[Porch Dweller]

It's not the same just saying it, you need to hear him say it.

My Fair Lady.

I'll give you two from the same movie.

"If you do that you'll always be poor just like the greasy rat you are.. if I were you I'd keep me alive..."

"God's not on our side because he hates idiots also."

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly


"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste."

[nutcracker]

The great Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs.

Here's one:

"Some day, and that day may never come... I may call upon you to do a service for me. But er... until that day, accept this, as a gift."

(You have to watch the scene to fully appreciate this one....)

[mhailey]

The great Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs.

Here's one:

"Some day, and that day may never come... I may call upon you to do a service for me. But er... until that day, accept this, as a gift."

(You have to watch the scene to fully appreciate this one....)

The Godfather

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

[czerbe]

The Godfather

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Gross Point Blank...

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

[mhailey]

Office Space

"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

[Porch Dweller]

Office Space

"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

Lord of War


"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I'm making waffles!"

[mhailey]

Lord of War


"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I'm making waffles!"

Shrek


"I lost a tooth! I married a whore!"

[yourchoice]

Shrek


"I lost a tooth! I married a whore!"

The Hangover

"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

[357]

The Hangover

"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

The Matrix

Q: How do you write women so well?
A: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

[mhailey]

The Matrix

Q: How do you write women so well?
A: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

As Good As It Gets


"Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes."

[mhailey]

As Good As It Gets


"Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes."

Another one from the same movie:

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.

(in reply) It keeps me warm."

[Porch Dweller]

As Good As It Gets


"Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes."

Another one from the same movie:

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.

(in reply) It keeps me warm."

Red Dawn

"No, no, no, no, there's no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies."

[nutcracker]

Goodwill Hunting.

Speaking of the late great RW:

"Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums!"

[TXSmokey]

Goodwill Hunting.

Speaking of the late great RW:

"Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums!"


"I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch"

[icehog3]

Speaking of the late great RW:

"Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums!"

Current quote. You must answer the current one before you post your own, :rlz

[TXSmokey]

oh crap my bad

Goodwill Hunting.

Speaking of the late great RW:

"Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums!"

miss doubtfire

"I love scotch, scotchy scotch scoth"

[icehog3]

oh crap my bad



miss doubtfire

"I love scotch, scotchy scotch scoth"

Anchorman. :D

He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the table. Just say, "Choose."

Well I gotta go with the belt there.

I used to go with the wrench.

Why the wrench?

Cause f**k him, that's why

[Porch Dweller]

Anchorman. :D

He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the table. Just say, "Choose."

Well I gotta go with the belt there.

I used to go with the wrench.

Why the wrench?

Cause f**k him, that's why

Good Will Hunting


"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

[icehog3]

"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

Apocolypse Now.

"You have my respect. Whatever that means to you, you got it. But, know this sh1t hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the f**k out."

[Porch Dweller]

Apocolypse Now.

"You have my respect. Whatever that means to you, you got it. But, know this sh1t hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the f**k out."

Goon

"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle."

[icehog3]

Goon

"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle."

Slapshot :r

"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The f*cker shot me! What the f*ck-ass f*ck of a bum-f*ck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass f*cker shoots my foot off! C*ck-f*cking sh*t! "

[Porch Dweller]

Slapshot :r

"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The f*cker shot me! What the f*ck-ass f*ck of a bum-f*ck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass f*cker shoots my foot off! C*ck-f*cking sh*t! "

Mystery, Alaska

"Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys."

[icehog3]

"Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys."

Miracle. :ih

"Hey, go hump your Saint Bernard, scum-nuts."

[AdamJoshua]

Youngblood

"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here."

[TXSmokey]

Galaxy Quest

"an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

[Porch Dweller]

Star Wars

"You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"

[icehog3]

"You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"

Full Metal Jacket.

"I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum".

[Porch Dweller]

Full Metal Jacket.

"I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum".

They Live

"It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

[AdamJoshua]

"It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

Groundhog Day

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Bonus points if you can name Jack's truck.

[mhailey]

Groundhog Day

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Bonus points if you can name Jack's truck.

Big trouble in little china (I don't remember the name of the truck but remember it was an 18 wheeler).

"Now Katherine, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you?"

[Porch Dweller]

Big trouble in little china (I don't remember the name of the truck but remember it was an 18 wheeler).

"Now Katherine, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you?"

McClintock


"'Slow ahead.' I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this s--t."

[mhailey]

McClintock


"'Slow ahead.' I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this s--t."

Jaws


"They drew first blood, not me."

[icehog3]

"They drew first blood, not me."

First Blood.

"Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life."

[AdamJoshua]

Rockey II

You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.



The truck was the "Porkchop Express"

http://pics.imcdb.org/0is104/bscap0010py4.6728.jpg

[icehog3]

THe Deerhunter.

"Got yourself a game leg, hey kid? You should have jumped off! That would have been the smart thing to do. You should have jumped Kid! I got to hand it to you kid, you're smart. You play both sides against the middle. Have your self a high old time. But now it's lasted long enough. Oh, you can keep running kid, but you're running out of train!"

[mhailey]

THe Deerhunter.

"Got yourself a game leg, hey kid? You should have jumped off! That would have been the smart thing to do. You should have jumped Kid! I got to hand it to you kid, you're smart. You play both sides against the middle. Have your self a high old time. But now it's lasted long enough. Oh, you can keep running kid, but you're running out of train!"

Is it Last Man Standing, with Bruce Willis? (I don't know so I'm not posting a new quote)

[icehog3]

Is it Last Man Standing, with Bruce Willis? (I don't know so I'm not posting a new quote)

It is not, Matt, though that was a great movie. This flick was from the 70's.

[Porch Dweller]

THe Deerhunter.

"Got yourself a game leg, hey kid? You should have jumped off! That would have been the smart thing to do. You should have jumped Kid! I got to hand it to you kid, you're smart. You play both sides against the middle. Have your self a high old time. But now it's lasted long enough. Oh, you can keep running kid, but you're running out of train!"

Emperor of the North. The "train" was what gave it away for me.

"I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun."

[AdamJoshua]

The Thing (the 80s version)


I'm only 13!

[icehog3]

Animal House. :r

"You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherf***e!" r

[AdamJoshua]

Line of Fire (?) w/ Mr Eastwood

These guys are miles away by now, but if you wanna beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, okay? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"

[Porch Dweller]

Line of Fire (?) w/ Mr Eastwood

Boondock Saints

"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."

[nutcracker]

Zombieland.

How about:

" I'm going to the dogs in a dog eat dog world, son. I... I'm so far over the hill... I'm on the bottom of the other side. "

[Tidefan73]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

How about:

"It's a lot of floor work."

[AdamJoshua]

Is that the entire quote? Can we get another quote from the movie?

[Porch Dweller]

It's been two weeks, so let's fire it up anew:

"Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear."

[TXSmokey]

It's been two weeks, so let's fire it up anew:

"Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear."

rainman, and he wears Kmart underwear :D


"when the chips are down, these 'civilized' people, they'll eat each other"

[Porch Dweller]

rainman, and he wears Kmart underwear :D


"when the chips are down, these 'civilized' people, they'll eat each other"

The Dark Knight

"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."

[GKitty]

The Dark Knight

"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."

Pulp Fiction

"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships."

[mhailey]

Pulp Fiction

"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships."

Boondock Saints (Great movie)

"What is your sole purpose in this Army?

To do what ever you tell me, Drill Sergeant."

[AdamJoshua]

Forrest Gump

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

[jhedrick83]

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

Blazing Saddles, only the best comedy (and maybe my favorite movie) ever!

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fvck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

[mhailey]

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fvck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

Apocalypse Now

"Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world."

[mhailey]

Okay, another from the same movie.

"East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other."

[Porch Dweller]

Okay, another from the same movie.

"East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other."

Dr. No

"You think Pike and old Sykes haven't been watchin' us? They know what this is all about...and what do I have? Nothin' but you egg-suckin', chicken stealing gutter trash with not even sixty rounds between you. We're after men...and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die."

[357]

Is that from Unforgiven?

[Porch Dweller]

Nope, The Wild Bunch.


"It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

[Chainsaw13]

Nope, The Wild Bunch.


"It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Any **** movie? :r:r:r (just kidding)

Happy Gilmore.

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

[icehog3]

"It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Any **** movie? :r:r:r (just kidding)

Happy Gilmore.
Nope, Caddyshack.

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

Civil War by Guns'N'Roses.....or Cool Hand Like.

"Nope. You'll kill her. And then I'll kill you. Just like that".

[Chainsaw13]

Wow, missed that softball, huh? I thought CS, then for some reason told myself no, it was HG.

[icehog3]

Guess mine then, you'll feel better, Bob! :D

[AdamJoshua]

Nope, Caddyshack.


Civil War by Guns'N'Roses.....or Cool Hand Like.

"Nope. You'll kill her. And then I'll kill you. Just like that".

Billy Jack

Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ****ing province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.

[icehog3]

Fish Called Wanda....great line. :lr

"Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today."

[AdamJoshua]

ALL of Otto's lines are great. :D

[Chainsaw13]

Fish Called Wanda....great line. :lr

"Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today."

Psycho.

"We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together."

[chippewastud79]

"We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together."

Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story

"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."

[Porch Dweller]

Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story

"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."

Juno

Man 1: "You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!"
Man 2: "I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene?"

[mhailey]

Juno

Man 1: "You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!"
Man 2: "I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene?"

Book of Eli

"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Book of Eli

"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"

Weird Science. Great 80s flick


"Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fuc*king Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby."

It'd be cool if you guys could name the character and scene as well.

[dijit]

Magnolia, and I think the guys name was T J.

We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass! We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"

[Porch Dweller]

Magnolia, and I think the guys name was T J.

We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass! We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"

Patton


"We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt."

[dijit]

Patton


"We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt."

Bill Murray in Stripes


"And the first thing that flashed into me gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."

[AdamJoshua]

Bill Murray in Stripes


"And the first thing that flashed into me gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."

A Clockwork Orange

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[icehog3]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. :D

In a Scottish accent: "Why is every f*cking thing the real world except teaching?"

[AdamJoshua]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. :D

In a Scottish accent: "Why is every f*cking thing the real world except teaching?"

Just Cause

Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

[Porch Dweller]

Predator

"I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

[Porch Dweller]

Somebody better get the above before <cough hint cough> this coming Friday.

[dijit]

It was Michael's Therapist in "Halloween"



You never had your hands on a teat before?

[Porch Dweller]

It was Michael's Therapist in "Halloween"



You never had your hands on a teat before?

Witness

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He went from room to room, splattering their heads as they slept. He killed his brothers in this very room. Right here...in these beds."

(keeping it seasonal :) )

[AdamJoshua]

Amityville Horror

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle...

[icehog3]

Slap Shot.....Ogie Oglethorpe! :D

"Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!"

[Porch Dweller]

Slap Shot.....Ogie Oglethorpe! :D

"Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!"

Goon


Man 1: Because in a 747, the pilot's up top, and the first class cabin's in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant...
Man 2: I bought the airline.

(I see my attempt to get a scary movie-themed string of quotes going the week of Halloween went over like a turd in a punch bowl.)

[WhiteMamba]

Goon


Man 1: Because in a 747, the pilot's up top, and the first class cabin's in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant...
Man 2: I bought the airline.

(I see my attempt to get a scary movie-themed string of quotes going the week of Halloween went over like a turd in a punch bowl.)

Inception

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes"

[jhedrick83]

Inception

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-blazingsaddles-1.jpg
Blazing Saddles. Side note, Slim Pickens might be the best name ever.

Actor 1: "Hey Blinkin."
Actor 2: "Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Actor 1: "No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man."

[Chainsaw13]

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-blazingsaddles-1.jpg
Blazing Saddles. Side note, Slim Pickens might be the best name ever.

Actor 1: "Hey Blinkin."
Actor 2: "Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Actor 1: "No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

1. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.
2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.
1: No children?
2: No elephant books.

[AdamJoshua]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

1. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.
2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.
1: No children?
2: No elephant books.

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Fletch

With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.

[SvilleKid]

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Fletch

"With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one. "

This is the current quote to be guessed.

[Porch Dweller]

"With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one. "



Highlander


"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"

[kugie]

Highlander


"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"

Saving Private Ryan

~new one~

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

[IBQTEE1]

Saving Private Ryan

~new one~

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Dirty Dancing!!


1. Don't throw me down Clark!
2. I'll try not to Aunt Bethany

[Porch Dweller]

Dirty Dancing!!


1. Don't throw me down Clark!
2. I'll try not to Aunt Bethany

Christmas Vacation

Man 1: You straightened my brother out?
Man 2: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?

[AdamJoshua]

The God Father.


Officer: [Officer looks back towards a cracking sound, and watches as the large mast falls down. He looks toward the *ship name* admiringly] Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?

[AdamJoshua]

The God Father.

Naval Officer: Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?



*bump* really?

[Porch Dweller]

Naval Officer: Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?



*bump* really?

Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

"A riot is an ugly thing...and, I think, that it is just about time we had one."

[AdamJoshua]

Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

"A riot is an ugly thing...and, I think, that it is just about time we had one."

Young Frankenstein


"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

[Porch Dweller]

Young Frankenstein

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Fargo

"Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary."

[AdamJoshua]

The Big Lebowski

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

[icehog3]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles....the perfect Thanksgiving choice. :tu

"Put ze candle back!!"

[Chainsaw13]

Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen) :D

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

[Porch Dweller]

Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen) :D

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Groundhog Day

"Get it straight buster: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help; if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen."

[icehog3]

Pulp Fiction....Winston Wolff. :)

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

[AdamJoshua]

Scrooged


" Tell me Colonel.How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses. "

[AdamJoshua]

Oh oh I know this one! For a Few Dollars More!


Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

[mhailey]

Christmas Vacation

"No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die."

[mhailey]

another, Same Movie:

"All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!"

[AdamJoshua]

going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

[mhailey]

going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

[Porch Dweller]

Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

The Quick and the Dead


"Whoever killed my partner is still out there. I...if I could work cases like a real detective, I could prove it. But I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy s**tless."

[dijit]

I didnt think anyone would use LA Confidential quotes!

A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?

[AdamJoshua]

So another one? :r LA Confidential

First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".

[Porch Dweller]

Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

[Porch Dweller]

Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

It's been a week; that was from "The Departed".

Can we get a seasonal theme going? I'll try and start it:
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

[icehog3]

It's a Wonderful Life.

"God Bless Us, Everyone!"

[Gabe215]

A Christmas Carol

It was..... Soap poisoning

[AdamJoshua]

Christmas Story ... and poor Ralphy never got his sight back :(

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

[icehog3]

A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

[AdamJoshua]

A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

Pulp Fiction....Winston Wolff. :)

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"



Is this a test or something? :gary

[icehog3]

Is this a test or something? :gary

Yes. Yes it is. You have failed miserably. Please send me a chalupa.

[AdamJoshua]

Yes. Yes it is. You have failed miserably. Please send me a chalupa.

Why would you want one of those nervous little Mexican dogs?

[icehog3]

Why would you want one of those nervous little Mexican dogs?

Because he might have a stash of chalupas. ;)

[AdamJoshua]

A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

Scrooged or Screwed as Tom seems to be in ze head. :r


New quote:

I don't want one position, I want all positions!

[Porch Dweller]

The Fifth Element


"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

[Bluetick]

The Fifth Element


"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

the ref

"Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie."

[AdamJoshua]

the ref

"Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie."

Rustlers' Rhapsody

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

[icehog3]

Blues Brothers, Carrie Fisher! :lr


"She's 30 yards away, you're single now. Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

[dijit]

Blues Brothers, Carrie Fisher! :lr


"She's 30 yards away, you're single now. Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

Old School

Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

[AdamJoshua]

Old School

Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Animal House (still like the "I'm only 15" line :r )

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[Porch Dweller]

Fletch


"No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead."

[icehog3]

Casino

"A man's got to know his limitations..."

[Havanaaddict]

Clark: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

[Havanaaddict]

You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

[Porch Dweller]

Havanaaddict, you might want to refresh yourself on the rules of the game.

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

[mhailey]

Is it Dirty Harry

[icehog3]

Havanaaddict, you might want to refresh yourself on the rules of the game.

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

Matt, after correctly identfying a quote, you post your own in the same post.

That being said, your guess was incorrect.

Current quote is still : "A man's got to know his limitations..."

[Chainsaw13]

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

Is it Dirty Harry

Close, Magnum Force.

"So what would you little maniacs like to do first?"