100 Greatest Movie Insults

pnoon · 07-08-2010, 06:38 AM

This is pretty funny and clever.

Warning: Language is NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

md4958 · 07-08-2010, 07:56 AM

Some classics in there.

bvilchez · 07-08-2010, 09:04 AM

Some films in there I had forgotten about. Some classic lines nevertheless

J0eybb · 07-08-2010, 10:12 AM

Hahahaha

icehog3 · 07-08-2010, 10:42 AM

Freaking awesome!!

kelmac07 · 07-08-2010, 12:45 PM

Lots of classics!!!

dunng · 07-08-2010, 01:26 PM

timj219 · 07-08-2010, 01:34 PM

That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.

Commander Quan · 07-08-2010, 02:33 PM

They forgot this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g NSFW

Starscream · 07-08-2010, 02:49 PM

Pretty good.

They did save the best one for last!

The Poet · 07-08-2010, 02:51 PM

No doubt one could find a thousand more, but those are some blankity-blank good blankity ones.

Lear31MX · 07-08-2010, 02:53 PM

That was great

Lear31MX · 07-08-2010, 02:56 PM

HAHAHA how'd you like to make fourteen dollers the hard way. classic

Mr B · 07-08-2010, 05:12 PM

LOL Ya gotta love Cartman with the Bullhorn.

kugie · 07-08-2010, 05:34 PM

Skywalker · 07-08-2010, 09:50 PM

The language is... NSFW!!!

But very funny!!!

Nice find, you son of a motherless goat!!!

markem · 07-08-2010, 09:52 PM

The really weird thing is that, at one time or another, all have been said to Peter

icehog3 · 07-08-2010, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

The really weird thing is that, at one time or another, all have been said to Peter

Now go home and get your f***in' shinebox!

Silound · 08-16-2010, 12:55 PM

Heh, "Teutonic twat".... I had forgotten how damn funny Mel Brooks could spin it.

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timj219

That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.

One of my all-time favorite movies, and I know it's not an insult, but I like the line when Nora finds a pistol in Nick's jacket pocket and pulling it out, says: "What does this look like?" and he replies: "It looks like a stick-up!"

07-08-2010, 06:38 AM	#1
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	100 Greatest Movie Insults This is pretty funny and clever. Warning: Language is NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8 __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

07-08-2010, 07:56 AM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Some classics in there. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

07-08-2010, 09:04 AM	#3
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Some films in there I had forgotten about. Some classic lines nevertheless

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,776 Trading: (60)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Freaking awesome!! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Lots of classics!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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07-08-2010, 01:34 PM	#8
timj219 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Tim Location: Binghamton, NY Posts: 699 Trading: (15)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name. "I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you." Cracks me up every time I see it. __________________ "All this of Pot and Potter - Tell me then, Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?" Omar Khayyam

07-08-2010, 02:33 PM	#9
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults They forgot this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g NSFW

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Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Pretty good. They did save the best one for last! __________________ Insert quote here.

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults No doubt one could find a thousand more, but those are some blankity-blank good blankity ones.

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Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults That was great __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

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Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults HAHAHA how'd you like to make fourteen dollers the hard way. classic __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

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Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults LOL Ya gotta love Cartman with the Bullhorn.

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults The language is... NSFW!!! But very funny!!! Nice find, you son of a motherless goat!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults The really weird thing is that, at one time or another, all have been said to Peter __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults Heh, "Teutonic twat".... I had forgotten how damn funny Mel Brooks could spin it. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!