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Old 07-08-2010, 01:34 PM   #1
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That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:33 PM   #2
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They forgot this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g NSFW
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That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.
One of my all-time favorite movies, and I know it's not an insult, but I like the line when Nora finds a pistol in Nick's jacket pocket and pulling it out, says: "What does this look like?" and he replies: "It looks like a stick-up!"
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