Guy walks into a bar

shilala · 08-31-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

These two hippos, Joe and Jake, walk into a bar and have a seat at a table. They order their drinks and while waiting Joe starts telling Jake about his day. "Jake, you'll never believe it. I"m minding my own business at the water hole and this Jeep drives up. Out jumps the white hair dude from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. He levels a rifle at me and fires. I feel a pinch and see a dart sticking out of my shoulder. Next thing you know the world goes dark. I wake up all groggy and have this damn tag in my ear now".

Just then a sheep at the next table leans over and says, "I can't help but overhear your conversation. Same thing happend to me today". The sheep flips his ear over to show a shiny new tag.

Joe looks and Jake and says, "Hey Jake, look at this, a sheep that can talk".

Marlin Perkins is the badassest.

Kreth · 08-31-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Marlin Perkins is the badassest.

Marlin was a wuss. He was always watching from the helicopter while Jim got breechloaded by some pissed off predator.
"Get 'em, Jim!"

cort · 08-31-2010, 08:28 PM

A bar walks into a guy............Yowzers!

Parshooter · 09-01-2010, 10:53 AM

Two blondes walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have seen it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Da Klugs · 09-01-2010, 11:37 AM

A guy walks into a bar....

Orders a shot
and another
and another
and another
and another

bartender says ... hey buddy everything Ok?

Guys says... sure, just had my first BJ today.

bartender... well let me buy you one on the house.

Guy... no thanks if 5 cant get that taste out of my mouth....

357 · 09-01-2010, 11:52 AM

A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"

08-31-2010, 08:28 PM	#3
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Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar.... Orders a shot and another and another and another and another bartender says ... hey buddy everything Ok? Guys says... sure, just had my first BJ today. bartender... well let me buy you one on the house. Guy... no thanks if 5 cant get that taste out of my mouth.... __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

09-01-2010, 11:52 AM	#6
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?" __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain