Guy walks into a bar
 

A guy walks into a bar with a live chicken under his arm. The bartender says "You can't have a chicken in the bar". The man then takes the chicken from under his arm and eats it whole. He says to the bartender "I hope your happy! Now I'm gonna have get a new harpsichord!"


MCS

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A man walks into a bar...

Ouch!

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A live chicken... :r a harpsichord... :r .... wait, is this a test? :)

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A baby seal walks into a club.
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Knock knock.

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Who's there

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It's 1972 and a man walks into a bar with a live goose under hs arm. The bartender says "You can't have live geese in here, man!". The guy says "But I'm a Cubs fan". The bartender then says "Come here and I will splash you with some Vermouth for free.".

MCS

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Scott's harpsicord.

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What, and give up show business?

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A guy walks into a bar. Two hours later he walks out drunk off his @$$!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One is holding a picture of Jack Benny, the other, a picture of Lenny Bruce. The bartender says "We are all out of manilla envelopes."

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders dinner. The bartender says, we don't serve food here.

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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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The Blues walks into a bar and says "I got the damn blues dammit!"

MCS

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walked into a bar. Wait...
What the hell are a rabbi, a priest, and a minister doing in a bar?

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There are two elephants in the bath tub taking a shower. One elephant says to the other, "Can you please pass the soap?" the other elephant says "What do I look like, a shoe?"

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This reads like a british comedy....I'm not sure if I should be laughing, but others seem to be enjoying it.

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That was beautiful!

MCS

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I had a feeling you would enjoy that. My friend and I have been telling that one for years.

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A Ziggy comic walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'm having a "Ziggy" day. What drink can you recommend for someone having a "Ziggy" day?" The bartender says " I never liked Ziggy. I've always been more of a Tank Mcnamara guy. How about some Gin and Drano?"

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