How the bailout works..........

[csbrewfisher]

Dentists thought there were some gaps in the plan

Allergists voted to scratch it

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted

Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness

Radiologists could see right through it

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward

Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no

In the end, Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington