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How the bailout works..........
Young Chuck bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'Whatya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $998!' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now heads the US Federal Government bailout team. |
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Wow...
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Pretty good. :ss
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Sad... :ss
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Pretty accurate
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I'd like to auction off a mule to my fellow inmates ...
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:r:r:r:r
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Nice one Rob, Im just glad that Buffett is selling puts on the dead donkey.
BTW - really enjoying the Dominicans... |
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Dentists thought there were some gaps in the plan
Allergists voted to scratch it Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness Radiologists could see right through it Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' Podiatrists thought it was a step forward Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no In the end, Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington |
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