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Old 07-22-2010, 01:48 PM   #1
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

Are you having phone sex or do you laways drive that way?

Breast inspection 20 feet ahead (please have 'em out).
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Old 07-22-2010, 02:06 PM   #2
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Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?
Bahahaha...

I hadn't thought about it, but that makes a lot of sense the way some of these losers drive in traffic with their phone attached to their ears!
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