The action movie to end all action movies

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Originally Posted by OLS

Hehe, Song of the South....I saw that brand new in the theater.

The movie I want to see in the action genre, and I am imagining it is
long already out on DVD, and that's that updated blaxploitation kung
fu movie, Napoleon Dynamite or some such $hit, Black Dynamite, maybe?
It looks cool as $hit for someone who grew up in the era of the originals.

Black Dynamite. It has been out on DVD for a few months now.

It's freaking hilarious, they duplicated all the cheesiness, the look of low-budget corner cutting, all the iconic props (suits, cars, Black Dynamite's bright chrome Colt Python revolver with a 7" barrel that he'll fire 14-15 rounds out of without reloading...), bad dialogue, people pretending to look off screen at cue-cards, even a mic boom in a shot or two, bad mattes, paper walls for the stuntmen to be kicked through, this movie has it all.