The action movie to end all action movies

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by ucubed

The action movie to end all action movies

Well....at least until "Machete" comes out.

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Eric Roberts
Randy Couture
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Danny Trejo

Quite the cast for "The Expendables"!!

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Quite the cast for "The Expendables"!!

I guess Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel must be too busy working on the remake of "Song of the South"

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Hehe, Song of the South....I saw that brand new in the theater.

The movie I want to see in the action genre, and I am imagining it is
long already out on DVD, and that's that updated blaxploitation kung
fu movie, Napoleon Dynamite or some such $hit, Black Dynamite, maybe?
It looks cool as $hit for someone who grew up in the era of the originals.

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Originally Posted by OLS

Hehe, Song of the South....I saw that brand new in the theater.

The movie I want to see in the action genre, and I am imagining it is
long already out on DVD, and that's that updated blaxploitation kung
fu movie, Napoleon Dynamite or some such $hit, Black Dynamite, maybe?
It looks cool as $hit for someone who grew up in the era of the originals.

Black Dynamite. It has been out on DVD for a few months now.

It's freaking hilarious, they duplicated all the cheesiness, the look of low-budget corner cutting, all the iconic props (suits, cars, Black Dynamite's bright chrome Colt Python revolver with a 7" barrel that he'll fire 14-15 rounds out of without reloading...), bad dialogue, people pretending to look off screen at cue-cards, even a mic boom in a shot or two, bad mattes, paper walls for the stuntmen to be kicked through, this movie has it all.