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Old 09-29-2009, 08:07 AM   #1
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:49 AM   #3
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Wife: I used them to make the soup.
Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!
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Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!
Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:06 AM   #6
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Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
That just brought this an entirely different direction!
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That just brought this an entirely different direction!
It's ok. He's taking it back.
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huh?
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Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?
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Got me scratching my head too!!
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Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

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Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

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A French guy wallks into a silly thread on CA and doesn't understand. The original poster finds that understandable but continues on with his original plan of posting jokes with no punchline in order to complete his mission of ruling the world.

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