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Old 09-29-2009, 07:30 AM   #1
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Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:42 AM   #2
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Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.
I'm still waiting for the day where a gun does anything violent. I have been watching mine for a while, and all they do is just sit there. They are so lazy, they actually make me operate them!

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:44 AM   #3
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Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.
My spoon will make me skinny ... it ran away with the dish.
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