Boycott Scotch

[Starscream]

Originally Posted by Big Vito

I think fat people need to boycott shorts

and spandex

[TheTraveler]

Originally Posted by andysutherland

and spandex

Spandex shorts should only be available after the buyer passes some sort of screening process. I know I'd never wear them now.

I did wear spandex shorts for a while though. Of course that was in my younger, leaner days. I took a ballet class while in college. All my buddies laughed at me till I explained that I was the only male in the class - who do you think had to do all the lifts?

Of course, after a couple of days I stopped wearing spandex shorts.