Reasons why pipes are better than cigars...

Mister Moo · 08-17-2009, 06:49 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
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TheTraveler · 08-17-2009, 07:26 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
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RevSmoke · 08-17-2009, 08:12 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
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08-17-2009, 06:49 AM	#1
Mister Moo I barely grok the obvious Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Lizard Lick, NC Posts: 1,417 Trading: (3)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. 10. 11. 12. __________________ "I hope you had the time of your life."

08-17-2009, 07:26 AM	#2
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. 11. 12. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-17-2009, 08:12 AM	#3
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,881 Trading: (51)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. 12. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"