Reasons why pipes are better than cigars...

Dog_Soldier · 08-19-2009, 07:39 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.

hotreds · 08-19-2009, 08:07 PM

08-20-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dentonparrots

My thoughts, exactly.

hotreds · 08-20-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

My thoughts, exactly.

AKA: Hogwash!

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

AKA: Hogwash!

Ah! Feelin' dumb, now.

Bax · 08-20-2009, 03:53 PM

Why not do both?

TheTraveler · 08-20-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

A clean pig is still a pig?

TheTraveler · 08-20-2009, 08:29 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.
22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good.

mhailey · 08-20-2009, 09:43 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.
22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good.
23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history.

Doctorossi · 08-20-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mhailey

23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history.

What- and cigars can't?!

Emjaysmash · 08-20-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

What- and cigars can't?!

Like a multi-generation PPP!!

ultramag · 08-23-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

What- and cigars can't?!

Not if you actually use them.

09-20-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dog_Soldier

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.
15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin)
16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment
17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!".
18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards.
19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day
20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card.
21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.

These reasons alone convinced me to go buy a pipe today!

08-19-2009, 07:39 PM	#1
Dog_Soldier Just in from the Storm Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Icard, NC Posts: 14 Trading: (0)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end.

08-19-2009, 08:07 PM	#2
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

08-20-2009, 03:53 PM	#7
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... Why not do both? __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

08-20-2009, 08:29 AM	#9
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end. 22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-20-2009, 09:43 AM	#10
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money. 15. humidors for pipe tobacco are free (any place you set the tin) 16. you can sell a smoked pipe and get back your initial investment 17. You'll never hear someone say, "Look at this beautiful 40+ year old cigar I found languishing in an antique shop. A little TLC and it'll be good as new!". 18. It lets you lurk in the "slow" section of all the cigar boards. 19. Any leftover I throw in the garden doesn't lool like a dog turd next day 20. Smoking a pipe instantly qualifies you for your AARP card. 21. I can hold my pipe by the bowl and point and gesture with the stem end. 22. Pipes can be carved into works of art or be plain and simple. Carving a cigar ... not so good. 23. Pipes can be passed from grandfather, to father, to son to maintain that family history. __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.