One of my theories shot to hell

MajorCaptSilly · 06-27-2009, 09:36 PM

You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

06-27-2009, 09:40 PM

yeh 20 cans or so will do it lol

Starscream · 06-27-2009, 09:46 PM

I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

MajorCaptSilly · 06-27-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

Starscream · 06-27-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

I postulated that at this conjecture that you were without a discombobulating doubt my soul mate as well. That preamblic thought is not disconcerting at all.

06-27-2009, 10:03 PM

Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right.

taltos · 06-28-2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right.

Scott is still stuck on Melanie.

Scott, what you want to do now is drink the same amount of ice beer and see if you get more smashed.

elderboy02 · 06-28-2009, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

You aren't drunk or buzzed, you are typing too well. You need more misspelled words.

Sailkat · 06-28-2009, 09:00 AM

The question is....how do you feel this morning?

MajorCaptSilly · 06-28-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailkat

The question is....how do you feel this morning?

Not bad this morning. Needed a little Advil to get going.

MCS

icehog3 · 06-28-2009, 10:00 AM

I got drunk last night off heavy beer....it's like I am the Bizarro MCS. Abd I don't even have a postulate.

Silound · 06-28-2009, 10:04 AM

Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.

shilala · 06-28-2009, 10:12 AM

I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!!

Starscream · 06-28-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Silound

Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.

Same here. I'm more of a liquor man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!!

Let us know how that works out. I bet you'll be much brighter the following day.

SeanGAR · 06-28-2009, 02:50 PM

For American lagers, regular is around 5% and light around 4-4.5%. The Miller 64 of course is lower, around 2.8%.

Texan in Mexico · 06-28-2009, 05:34 PM

How about buttered toast always lands butterside down?

Mugen910 · 06-28-2009, 05:41 PM

Drinking light beer on an empty stomach and fast FTW!

06-28-2009, 10:39 PM

I hate getting drunk on low ABV beer as then its just mostly water and your stomach feels like hell.

06-27-2009, 09:36 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	One of my theories shot to hell You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast. Thank you, MCS Buzzed __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

06-27-2009, 09:40 PM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: One of my theories shot to hell yeh 20 cans or so will do it lol

06-27-2009, 09:46 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same. __________________ Insert quote here.

06-27-2009, 10:03 PM	#6
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: One of my theories shot to hell Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right.

06-28-2009, 09:00 AM	#9
Sailkat Smooth sailing Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kat Location: St. Clair Shores, MI Posts: 638 Trading: (5)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell The question is....how do you feel this morning? __________________ "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” Oscar Wilde

06-28-2009, 10:00 AM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell I got drunk last night off heavy beer....it's like I am the Bizarro MCS. Abd I don't even have a postulate. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-28-2009, 10:04 AM	#12
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink. If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

06-28-2009, 10:12 AM	#13
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS. Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs. We may be onto something. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! __________________

06-28-2009, 02:50 PM	#15
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell For American lagers, regular is around 5% and light around 4-4.5%. The Miller 64 of course is lower, around 2.8%. __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

06-28-2009, 05:34 PM	#16
Texan in Mexico Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Travis Location: Puerto Morelos, Mexico Posts: 958 Trading: (0)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell How about buttered toast always lands butterside down?

06-28-2009, 05:41 PM	#17
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: One of my theories shot to hell Drinking light beer on an empty stomach and fast FTW! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

06-28-2009, 10:39 PM	#18
Aldebaran Guest Posts: n/a	Re: One of my theories shot to hell I hate getting drunk on low ABV beer as then its just mostly water and your stomach feels like hell.