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MajorCaptSilly 06-27-2009 09:36 PM

One of my theories shot to hell
 
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

adampc22 06-27-2009 09:40 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
yeh 20 cans or so will do it lol

Starscream 06-27-2009 09:46 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

MajorCaptSilly 06-27-2009 09:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 443191)
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

Starscream 06-27-2009 09:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 443195)
I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

I postulated that at this conjecture that you were without a discombobulating doubt my soul mate as well. That preamblic thought is not disconcerting at all.

ahc4353 06-27-2009 10:03 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :D

taltos 06-28-2009 04:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 443203)
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :D

Scott is still stuck on Melanie.:D Scott, what you want to do now is drink the same amount of ice beer and see if you get more smashed.

elderboy02 06-28-2009 08:47 AM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 443167)
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

:bs You aren't drunk or buzzed, you are typing too well. You need more misspelled words. :r

Sailkat 06-28-2009 09:00 AM

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The question is....how do you feel this morning?

MajorCaptSilly 06-28-2009 09:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailkat (Post 443438)
The question is....how do you feel this morning?

Not bad this morning. Needed a little Advil to get going.

MCS

icehog3 06-28-2009 10:00 AM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
I got drunk last night off heavy beer....it's like I am the Bizarro MCS. Abd I don't even have a postulate. :)

Silound 06-28-2009 10:04 AM

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Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.

shilala 06-28-2009 10:12 AM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)

Starscream 06-28-2009 02:24 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silound (Post 443500)
Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.

Same here. I'm more of a liquor man.
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 443512)
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)

Let us know how that works out. I bet you'll be much brighter the following day.

SeanGAR 06-28-2009 02:50 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
For American lagers, regular is around 5% and light around 4-4.5%. The Miller 64 of course is lower, around 2.8%.

Texan in Mexico 06-28-2009 05:34 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
How about buttered toast always lands butterside down?

Mugen910 06-28-2009 05:41 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
Drinking light beer on an empty stomach and fast FTW!

Aldebaran 06-28-2009 10:39 PM

Re: One of my theories shot to hell
 
I hate getting drunk on low ABV beer as then its just mostly water and your stomach feels like hell.


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