 |
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 04:02 PM
|
#1 | |
|
Dear Lord, Thank You.
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Quote:
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too. 
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 04:10 PM
|
#2 | |
|
Mila smoked my cigar
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Quote:
__________________
 27 World Series Championship's"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff |
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 04:14 PM
|
#3 | |
|
Dear Lord, Thank You.
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Quote:
I saw my doctor a couple weeks ago. I must have seemed weepy, because she quadrupled my testosterone shots. I went from 1 mg once a month to 2mg twice a month. Maybe she heard about the curtains??? Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone. I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 07:56 PM
|
#5 | |
|
Haberdasher
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Quote:
__________________
Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes 
|
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 05:12 PM
|
#6 | |
|
formerly illinoishoosier
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Quote:
__________________
"Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary |
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 11:05 PM
|
#8 |
|
Chief Wannastogie Lounge
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Are you having to fight the urge to arrange some flowers?
Are you a huge Judy Garland fan? Are you camping out to be the first in line for "Bruno" tickets? 
__________________
"I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher |
|
|
|
|
06-19-2009, 11:53 PM
|
#9 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: I once bought curtains.
Curtains??
Thank G-d I didn't have to look for them...they came with everything else! 
|
|
|
Hybrid Mode
