I once bought curtains.
 

I picked them out, bought the curtain rods, and even put them up.
Once you've crossed that line, there's no going back.

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You'll be darning socks next.

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OMG!!! :eek:

I certainly don't want to hear the word "wallpaper" coming out of your mouth, Scott!!!

:r :r



:dance:

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Huh?

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dude

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He used to make beads, now he makes potpourri-scented sachets.

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Were they camo curtains?

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Whats next? Decorative stenciling on the walls?

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Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too. :(

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pics? :D

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There's pics of me posted here somewhere.
Are you trying to ask me out?
I see you're from California...

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You need to see a doctor ASAP!! :r

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:r yes i'm from cali, but i'm not the one picking out curtains :fu

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This is no sh1t...
I saw my doctor a couple weeks ago. I must have seemed weepy, because she quadrupled my testosterone shots.
I went from 1 mg once a month to 2mg twice a month.
Maybe she heard about the curtains???

Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.

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uh oh :lv

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I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do.

I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved.

Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

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Will you marry me?

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Cool the first ever CA marriage proposal.

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Please tell us you don;t like show tunes!:r

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That's my only savior at this point.