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Old 05-27-2009, 03:35 PM   #1
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1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
2. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs
3. The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb
4. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete
5. A woman’s heart beats faster then a mans
6There are about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet
7. Women blink twice as much as a man
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you can’t taste it
11. Women reading this will be finished now
12. Men are still busy checking their thumbs
Does that include Asians? (Sorry Bao).
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That's right, just call me Mr. Big Thumbs!
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