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jwintosh 05-27-2009 03:30 PM

The Human Body
 
Subject: Human Body


1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
2. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs
3. The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb
4. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete
5. A woman’s heart beats faster then a mans
6There are about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet
7. Women blink twice as much as a man
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you can’t taste it
11. Women reading this will be finished now
12. Men are still busy checking their thumbs

Mugen910 05-27-2009 03:34 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
dammit how did u know? :r
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Cigary 05-27-2009 03:35 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Ok,,,how many guys double and triple checked #3?

Don Francisco 05-27-2009 03:35 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Got me too! I can only wish. :r

Scottw 05-27-2009 03:35 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jwintosh (Post 400086)
Subject: Human Body


1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
2. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs
3. The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb
4. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete
5. A woman’s heart beats faster then a mans
6There are about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet
7. Women blink twice as much as a man
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you can’t taste it
11. Women reading this will be finished now
12. Men are still busy checking their thumbs

Does that include Asians? (Sorry Bao).

LordOfWu 05-27-2009 03:38 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
That's right, just call me Mr. Big Thumbs!

Mugen910 05-27-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 400095)
Does that include Asians? (Sorry Bao).

I don't recall u complaining last night ;)
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WildBlueSooner 05-27-2009 04:05 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Check out this statue of my thumb...lifesize

http://www.pegritz.com/images/thumb.jpg

:r

JaKaacH 05-27-2009 04:26 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
So that's how the Fonz got all the babes
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/fonz25.jpg

marge796 05-27-2009 04:29 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Busted

:o

:r

kelmac07 05-27-2009 04:41 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
Too funny...

karmaz00 05-27-2009 05:14 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
lol good one

G G 05-27-2009 05:17 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
:tu

adampc22 05-27-2009 05:27 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
that thumb one carnt be right can it thats massive or dus that also count the bit that is inside of the body ?

Bruzee 05-27-2009 06:12 PM

Re: The Human Body
 
:r Good one!


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