Any effect due to horizontal vs vertical storage?

[SeanGAR]

Originally Posted by rharris

So if I store my crappy cigars horizontally underneath my good ones(stored vertically)Will some of the goodness become imparted and replace some of the crappiness? Or is it possible that crapiness rises maybe through osmosis?

The density of goodness is so great that, even when it is in the vapor form, it follows gravity to the center of the earth, being so much denser than air. But sadly, crappiness is less dense than air and rises .... and as you no doubt know ... once vapors of goodness and crapiness meet, they cancel each other out, just like matter and antimatter. So you risk a stock of insipid cigars by storing good ones above poorer ones.

[rharris]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

The density of goodness is so great that, even when it is in the vapor form, it follows gravity to the center of the earth, being so much denser than air. But sadly, crappiness is less dense than air and rises .... and as you no doubt know ... once vapors of goodness and crapiness meet, they cancel each other out, just like matter and antimatter. So you risk a stock of insipid cigars by storing good ones above poorer ones.

So with this new information in mind,would it be safe to say that your theory is perhaps best summed up by saying that Horizontal Organization Reactions Seem (to)Exhibit Some Higher Inclination (of) Taste? Or H.O.R.S.E.S.H.I.T for short?

[SeanGAR]

Originally Posted by rharris

So with this new information in mind,would it be safe to say that your theory is perhaps best summed up by saying that Horizontal Organization Reactions Seem (to)Exhibit Some Higher Inclination (of) Taste? Or H.O.R.S.E.S.H.I.T for short?

EXACTLY!

I love when somebody can summarize a complex theory with a single word ... or acronym I suppose.

[lightning9191]

Dammit this thread went legendary on me