Random Advice Thread

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM

when in doubt empty the mag

If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME.

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

jjirons69 · 10-22-2008, 11:35 AM

Life's too short to worry about how short life is.

chippewastud79 · 10-22-2008, 03:17 PM

Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher.

spectrrr · 10-22-2008, 03:25 PM

two words: SMOKE OFTEN

taltos · 10-22-2008, 03:38 PM

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

Sauer Grapes · 11-07-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

Or... don't fry bacon without pants on. ouch.

11-08-2008, 06:35 AM

"Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler

GKitty · 10-22-2008, 03:39 PM

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

CBI_2 · 10-22-2008, 04:24 PM

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind.

cricky101 · 10-22-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

Brilliant!

markem · 10-22-2008, 04:27 PM

Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public

Steve · 10-22-2008, 04:30 PM

My dad always told me to "want" in one hand and "poop" in the other and see which one filled up first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM	#1
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advise Thread when in doubt empty the mag If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

10-22-2008, 11:35 AM	#2
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's too short to worry about how short life is. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

10-22-2008, 03:17 PM	#3
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-22-2008, 03:25 PM	#4
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread two words: SMOKE OFTEN

10-22-2008, 03:38 PM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't fry bacon with your shirt off. Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

11-08-2008, 06:35 AM	#7
:eevis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread "Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler

10-22-2008, 03:39 PM	#8
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. So says my dear old Dad. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

10-22-2008, 04:24 PM	#9
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Use your head for something other than a hat rack. Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-22-2008, 04:27 PM	#11
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,657 Trading: (47)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx