Random Advice Thread

Swampper · 10-21-2008, 09:34 PM

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 09:53 PM

Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face.......

Think about it... its good advice....

Mark

10-21-2008, 10:03 PM

Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses!

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars.

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icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 01:27 AM

Be Excellent to Each Other!

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 02:33 AM

Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence.

dunng · 10-22-2008, 07:25 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow...

10-22-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

MOST excellent!

[big kiss gif]

10-22-2008, 09:24 AM

If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

Clampdown · 10-22-2008, 09:26 AM

Listen to your parents, they actually know something.

10-22-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

Bill, my friend.
Yes? Ted, my friend.
This has been a most excellent adventure.

Haha stupid but funny movie

icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 10:46 PM

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

10-23-2008, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

I say it all the time but nobody listens.

10-23-2008, 08:28 AM

Don't pee upwind.

Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

and something about trusting your first instinct.

shvictor · 10-23-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

I need to anonymously post this on my boss's office wall..

GKitty · 10-23-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

This one's going up in my cube... right now!

And my current favorite coffemug:

Those who say it cannot be done shouldn't interrupt the people doing it.

Gophernut · 10-23-2008, 11:03 AM

Those that think they can, and those who think they can't, are both right.

jaycarla · 10-23-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Would you mind having a seminar on this with my 16 year old daughter?

My addition:

If it smells funny don't eat it.

replicant_argent · 10-22-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampper

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

KidRock · 10-22-2008, 07:00 PM

No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

DrDubzz · 10-22-2008, 07:02 PM

if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me

10-21-2008, 09:34 PM	#1
Swampper Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indian Territory Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me. "If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it." And then there is the 7 Ps. Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 09:53 PM	#2
wigg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face....... Think about it... its good advice.... Mark

10-21-2008, 10:03 PM	#3
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Random Joan advice: - Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil. - Let your girl drive the boat sometimes. - 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! - Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :

10-22-2008, 01:27 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be Excellent to Each Other! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 02:33 AM	#5
livwire68 Las Vegas Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the Asylum Posts: 509 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence. __________________

10-22-2008, 07:25 AM	#6
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't eat the yellow snow... __________________ MassHole Banter

10-22-2008, 09:24 AM	#8
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

10-22-2008, 09:26 AM	#9
Clampdown I Cut Like a Buffalo Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brian Location: Noneya Posts: 868 Trading: (12)	Re: Random Advice Thread Listen to your parents, they actually know something.

10-22-2008, 10:46 PM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-23-2008, 08:28 AM	#13
stirwood Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't pee upwind. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst. and something about trusting your first instinct.

10-23-2008, 11:03 AM	#16
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Random Advice Thread Those that think they can, and those who think they can't, are both right.

10-22-2008, 07:00 PM	#19
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: Random Advice Thread No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

10-22-2008, 07:02 PM	#20
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: Random Advice Thread if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me