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Old 01-09-2018, 07:02 AM   #1
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A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up and down and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. Just don't start anything."
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:15 AM   #2
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Ba dum.
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Old 01-09-2018, 08:52 AM   #3
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Old 01-09-2018, 08:54 AM   #4
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Lost some brain cells, thanks!
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Old 01-09-2018, 02:06 PM   #5
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Old 01-10-2018, 10:18 AM   #6
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