Ties
 

A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up and down and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. Just don't start anything."

Re: Ties
 

Ba dum. :r

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:fp2

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Lost some brain cells, thanks!

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:fp

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:banger