Is what I ate today okay?

Porch Dweller · 10-04-2017, 08:44 AM

If you're also suffering from a year-long yeast infection, what you ate today is NOT okay. That combination of foods along with a persistent yeastie beastie will literally cause your bung hole to explode. I'm not talking metaphorically, like "I ate so much Taco Bell my butt exploded", but an actual explosion. Your best bet is to get far away from other people so as to not shower them with your colonic contents. Sitting in a giant tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream may lesson the severity of the butt bomb.

Good luck and god speed!

10-04-2017, 08:44 AM	#7
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,628 Trading: (24)	Re: Is what I ate today okay? If you're also suffering from a year-long yeast infection, what you ate today is NOT okay. That combination of foods along with a persistent yeastie beastie will literally cause your bung hole to explode. I'm not talking metaphorically, like "I ate so much Taco Bell my butt exploded", but an actual explosion. Your best bet is to get far away from other people so as to not shower them with your colonic contents. Sitting in a giant tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream may lesson the severity of the butt bomb. Good luck and god speed! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone