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Old 02-28-2014, 12:22 PM   #1
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In a dark and hazy room, the fortune teller peered
into a crystal ball, and delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda stared at the fortune teller's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and
stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"

(For some reason, wives tend to like this joke )
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:49 PM   #2
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:59 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:54 PM   #7
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Oh this isn't a Stogie Cat cartoon so I didn't read it.


Oh well read it anyway and …
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:43 PM   #8
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Next time, I'll include pictures for you, Sweetheart.
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Old 03-04-2014, 04:47 PM   #9
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