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smokin5 02-28-2014 12:22 PM

The Fortune Teller
 
In a dark and hazy room, the fortune teller peered
into a crystal ball, and delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda stared at the fortune teller's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and
stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"

(For some reason, wives tend to like this joke :confused:)

kelmac07 02-28-2014 12:49 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:r :r

big_jaygee 02-28-2014 12:59 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:r :r :r

STEVE S 02-28-2014 01:03 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:r :r :r :r

CigarNut 02-28-2014 02:30 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:r :r

Blueface 03-03-2014 01:52 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:r

AdamJoshua 03-03-2014 01:54 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
Oh this isn't a Stogie Cat cartoon so I didn't read it. :hn


Oh well read it anyway and … :r :r :r

smokin5 03-03-2014 06:43 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
Next time, I'll include pictures for you, Sweetheart.;)

RUNYYFan 03-04-2014 04:47 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
Ha ha! Good one!

G G 03-04-2014 04:54 PM

Re: The Fortune Teller
 
:tu


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