Colonoscopy

chaase321 · 04-29-2013, 02:32 PM

My two favorite lines!!!

This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.

big_jaygee · 04-29-2013, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by chaase321

My two favorite lines!!!

This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.

I agree I actually laughed out loud and a couple coworkers started looking at me like I was crazy

The Poet · 04-29-2013, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by big_jaygee

I agree I actually laughed out loud and a couple coworkers started looking at me like I was crazy

Hell, you should be used to that already.

Blueface · 04-29-2013, 05:01 PM

Crap!
That stinks!
Pretty chitty subject!

Puns over, I am shaking knowing my follow up one is due this year.

Boomer · 04-29-2013, 05:50 PM

Having had three last year, one bad one, one good one and one follow-up, I can promise you that the above is all true. Don't fear the shitter.

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Boomer Back In Iowa Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dick Location: Seminole, FL Posts: 92 Trading: (0)	Re: Colonoscopy Having had three last year, one bad one, one good one and one follow-up, I can promise you that the above is all true. Don't fear the shitter. __________________ I have been called a lot of things, but inarticulate ain't one of them. - Boyd Crowder.