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The Warrior's Way
"From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!"
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Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang??
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Have My Own Room
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? ![]() Merry Christmas Everyone ![]()
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I'm a friend of Gary S
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Here's another from a Christmas movie: "F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."
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NEW ONE: G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? B: No, but I have a cat. G: It's not the same thing. B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding. G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl? B: I respect its privacy.
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Undead Recruiter
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First Name: Kevin
Location: The city that works....against you
Posts: 845
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New One: Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack? Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there. |
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