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EMPEROR TOMPKINS
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"What's with the dog?" "Ahh... that's the dog that saved Charleston, in the '38 flood." "Well, f*ck him."
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
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Slapshot (Slap Shot?) with Paul Newman. This is a line I've always liked: I'm ___ _____.! I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am!"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Have My Own Room
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Not a bad movie either ~new one~ "I'll see you in hell, little girl. Wear something nasty"
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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Bunion
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The Warrior's Way
"From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!"
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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EMPEROR TOMPKINS
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Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang??
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Have My Own Room
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? ![]() Merry Christmas Everyone ![]()
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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I'm a friend of Gary S
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Here's another from a Christmas movie: "F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."
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I love chicks with FLBP. |
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